Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m in Portland, OR for work this week. Would love restaurant recommendations! 121
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fully adhere to the millennial stereotype that big purchases MUST be made on big computer 1220
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the influx of hot gay meteorologists at local affiliates must be studied 0160
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bout to absolutely kill the vibe at Showtunes around the piano 171
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Trillion dollar idea: zip line from Provincetown monument to boy beach 0242
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the volume of hot shirtless men just walking around downtown in Charleston is staggering 1140
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026gay guy music video nights in 2028 will just show all 80 minutes of “Oh, Mary!” 3201
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is so Sherie Rene Scott as Ursula-coded 2151
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the Chicago gays are all heading to the beach while we head to O’Hare 2371
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026second time ******* *** with these guys was so great!!! 4500
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the light on the chicago architecture center river tour today >>>> 1640
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Dick card?!?! Literally any excuse, huh? (complimentary) 0140
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026time for an apology tour* *texting friends I hung out with last night to make sure they had fun and don’t hate me forever 2280
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 21/08/20262024 - Chappell Roan 2026 - Slayyyter 2028 - Bonnie McKee 2030 - Allie X 050
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026long form investigative reporting on the boats docked in the background of every pic posted of boy beach 1110
Reposted by Timmy MetznerCredentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks. 10293141570
Reposted by Timmy Metzner🐈⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall. 13489025790
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026In life, one has to face a HUGE assortment of nauseating fads and good advice 1100
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The Hot Ones but it’s slices of carrot cake with increasingly sweet cream cheese frosting 3180
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Things at w*rk are quite bad so sometimes I say to myself “it’s 8am and have to go hell job at sara lee” and it helps the tiniest bit 3171
Reposted by Timmy MetznerZach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 04/08/2026summoning circle, hope this works 1211
Reposted by Timmy Metzner8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate 10093332139
Reposted by Timmy MetznerB0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026They should invent a sleep that is restful. 29211
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Gay SAT question™️ It’s gay guy music video night. Which of these does’t belong: a) Ke$ha - Joyride (fan/meme edit) b) Katrina Lenk - Omar Sharif (2017 Tony Awards) c) SNL - Shonda & Vonda d) Carrie Coon - The White Lotus (finale monologue) e) Beyoncé - Diva/Everybody Mad (Homecoming Live 2019) 250
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026my hair has been a social experiment. thank you for participating. 41621
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Give me a Slay, Jamie! Bring back the Boots Hang them back on the Doll… 011
Reposted by Timmy MetznerRanch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If you’re waiting for another evil old republican to die, stay in line! 524929
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026the World Cup players and me have much in common, always trying to find a h[..lightning strikes, killing me instantly] 070
Reposted by Timmy MetznerMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense 375128829
Reposted by Timmy MetznerKevin Atkinson @ikeatkinson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ya know fuck Donald Trump for ruining the USMNT’s World Cup run. It’s clear he was the problem 0101
Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026you’re telling me the WORLD has worn this cup? 080