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Timmy Metzner

@timmymetzner.bsky.social
2K followers 866 following 696 posts

I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun Washington, DC

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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy National Coming Out Day!
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rewatched Casper 2nite and Carrigan Crittenden deserves Meredith Blake level worship.
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen tickets secured thanks to @betazed4.bsky.social
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
beep boops and heartbeats
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Limiting to ONE of her albums when all deserve to be here, but it truly is the moment I knew she’d be a lasting icon
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have no shame or guilt about these choices
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a trend I’m enjoying so much
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Jenny from the Blocktober to you!
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m in Portland, OR for work this week. Would love restaurant recommendations!
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is my “just booked PTown 2027” skeet
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fully adhere to the millennial stereotype that big purchases MUST be made on big computer
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
b̶e̶h̶i̶n̶d̶ every gay man IS a talking bird
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the influx of hot gay meteorologists at local affiliates must be studied
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bout to absolutely kill the vibe at Showtunes around the piano
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hacked by a moth.
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It me
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nooooooo… don’t… (🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you will always have better hair than me, Chad. That said, smack me anytime.
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trillion dollar idea: zip line from Provincetown monument to boy beach
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
please don’t make fun of my cannon
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the volume of hot shirtless men just walking around downtown in Charleston is staggering
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
gay guy music video nights in 2028 will just show all 80 minutes of “Oh, Mary!”
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
concert archives said “I know what you are”
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is so Sherie Rene Scott as Ursula-coded
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I really did!
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I accept this feedback and will do better in the future
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the Chicago gays are all heading to the beach while we head to O’Hare
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
SO fun but now I gotta keep an eye out for Hubris 2day
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
obviously!
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
second time ******* *** with these guys was so great!!!
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the light on the chicago architecture center river tour today >>>>
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dick card?!?! Literally any excuse, huh? (complimentary)
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Text wouldn’t suffice. I must apologize in person to atone for my egregious behavior* *living far away
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Noooooooo
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chad, I’m so sorry. I’m listening and learning.
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my social anxiety demands it
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
time for an apology tour* *texting friends I hung out with last night to make sure they had fun and don’t hate me forever
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 27/08/2026

iOS Notification of a New York Times Opinion headline:

We're living in a new era of class-based violence. History points to a way out.Illustration of some guys using guillotines
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well fuck
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2024 - Chappell Roan 2026 - Slayyyter 2028 - Bonnie McKee 2030 - Allie X
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it was an eight meeting day
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
long form investigative reporting on the boats docked in the background of every pic posted of boy beach
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
well!
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
AND DEPORTMENT!
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In life, one has to face a HUGE assortment of nauseating fads and good advice
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ll allow it, for the ratings
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Timmy Metzner @timmymetzner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Only with real kings that can handle
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