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Zach Margolis

@zach.margolis.club
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 16h
Bad news, arseholes: it's half past ten.
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 30/09/2026
today's gym lesson for myself: if the barbell seems too light, it probably is the wrong one. verify the weight ahead of time!! because nobody needs an ego check between sets
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 29/09/2026
just scored a ticket to Michelle Branch this Friday!! WE ARE SO BACK
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 29/09/2026
putting on jeans to go to Trader Joe's
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Zach Margolis @zachmargolis

Snapshot of my priorities these days
- going to swim: sweatpants
- video call from home: sweatpants
- going to corner grocery: sweatpants
- going to Trader Joe's: JEANS

2:49 PM • 5/7/21
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
if i see one more cloudflare "making sure you're not a bot" check i will unplug the entire internet
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 27/09/2026
time management W!! I had time to go for a quick run! and shave! and shower! and write a card! before getting on the bus to get to a wedding
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you are seeing this the curse is lifted 

have a good day

with a ?? wombat? no clue on the beach
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 25/09/2026
humbled: today my swim pod was just me and a guy who placed at the US Olympic trials. I was so far behind lol
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 25/09/2026
🎞️ last rolls of the trip! a visit to Wetzlar to see the Leica Museum and visit the HQ
metallic Leica HQ building with round towers, the right one has a red Leica dot on itLeica M3 in with light meter in a display casegray sticks, sharp ones in the foreground and blurrier ones in the backgroundselfie of a bald man in sunglasses looking at a round mirrored, lens-shaped statue
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 25/09/2026
so close to finishing the last blog post or my trip!!! but we assembled a trivia team tonight so I have to go be social ugh
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 25/09/2026
omg bus crush got off the bus the stop before my stop, did a cute sun salutation into the sunset, and looked right at me as the bus drove away. we are so back
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 24/09/2026
new [location redacted] crush today! when he opened his mouth to talk, I realized oh that's babygirl right there
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 24/09/2026
a post with a lot of asterisks hates to see me coming
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 23/09/2026
did you two coordinate this @lerrrgan.bsky.social @imaaronrobert.bsky.social
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social • 2h
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Image of frog captioned "how tf is it only wednesday"

aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social • 2h

how is it only Wednesday this week sucksssssssss!
with a cropped off image of a head
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 23/09/2026
office commute crushes out in full force today
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 23/09/2026
🎞️ a few more film scans from my friend's wedding in Istanbul
Bald man in a suit smiling in front of chairsRows of chairs with sunflowerswedding altar that is an open brown empty doorframe with sunflowers hanging off itBride in white dress with her mother in a blue dress, who is wiping one of the bride's tears away
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 22/09/2026
🎞️ film scans from Istanbul! such an alive city!!!
staircase with a person mid-step in the backgroundGalata Tower (tall stone circular tower) against the skybald man in blue shirt smiling in front of a boatwavy green awning in front of a building, text says Istanbul Sabiha (airport)
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform myself that there are still three blog posts worth of film scans left to sort through and post
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 21/09/2026
marmite expiration dates are fake right? asking for a friend
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 21/09/2026
feels like peak Monday today (derogatory)
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 21/09/2026
🎞️ next batch of film: Glasgow, London, Brussels
brown highland coo in an enclosure behind some treesdome of a building against a gray skybald man taking a selfie with a rangefinder in a reflective windowold build buildings against a light sky
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 20/09/2026
🎞️ next two rolls: Scotland to see Fingal's Cave!
orange live preserver in front of columnar basaltinterior of a ferry looking outward, another ferry is framed in a windowyellow metal cleat on a dockstone tower with greenery nearby
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 20/09/2026
🎞️ first roll from my summer trip: a quick layover in NYC. said hi to @disastrophe.bsky.social and wandered around
black and white photo, woman walking in front of a storefrontdavi in sunglasses and a black shirt that reads "Stop building hell"Black and white photo of the Jenga Towerblack and white photo of a wavy concrete and glass building
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 19/09/2026
omgggg just got 416 scans back from my trip
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 18/09/2026
"they next day they send you apology bagels, and you send them a cease-and-desist" omg Meg Stalter truly gets me
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 18/09/2026
the pitch: a bar in the Ferry Building, called Barcadero
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 17/09/2026
this morning I was *so brave* because I did the entire swim practice and lead my lane, even when I had a tummy ache
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 17/09/2026
oh no it's slightly drizzling
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 16/09/2026
tonight
mapo tofu in a bowl on a tableMapo tofu in a wok
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💀 skull + 🥶 cold =
An Emoji Mashup combining 💀 and 🥶.
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 16/09/2026
before the swim at the briefing (with hat), during the swim (without hat)
man in a black cap and a red jacket, holding a clipboard, next to a woman in a white hat onbald man in a red coastal jacket on a boat called Bravo
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 15/09/2026
Archipelago was my favorite bar in DC, rip
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
See ya!
4 panel comic. 
Panel 01: Brown bunny in a pink car in traffic. They say ‘going’
Panel 02: They are now skateboarding through a park with a mountain in the background. They say ‘to’
Panel 03: They are arriving in their little home on a bicycle. They say ‘my’
Panel 04: Now they are inside behind a pink table with a grey old school looking PC on it. They say ‘computer’
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 13/09/2026
my "actually this is my first rodeo" hat blew into the water from the boat today, classic rookie mistake
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 12/09/2026
yesss we are
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 09/09/2026
okay they got me, I will consider purchasing a Switch 2 now
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 08/09/2026
first time rowing in single shell, and I did not flip!!!
man wearing a red visor and a gray hoodie in a rowing shellView of the stern of a rowing shell with an orange PFD laying on it, water and sunrise in the background
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 07/09/2026
i'm a drug mule but for literature
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 06/09/2026
finally time to fly home, but I have an upset tummy. I'm gonna be so brave, please clap
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 05/09/2026
now showing in Germany: a Spielberg classic, Schindler's Lift
elevator up/down buttons with a brand that says Schindler
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 05/09/2026
accidentally clicked unfollow and then quickly re-followed somebody. I'm so sorry to that person, I promise I'm not a spam not
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Unsolicited Dik Dik Pics @unsoliciteddik.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
An image of a dik dik which is like a baby deer with big soulful eyes and a weird funny nose
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 04/09/2026
confirmed: the Istanbul airport has lots of travelers who just got hair transplants, flying Turkish "Hair"lines but not me!! still bald!
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 03/09/2026
the harbor master drove over in a boat and yelled at us in Turkish for swimming out too far
bald man smiling standing near waterMap of cove with orange GPS track overlaid
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 01/09/2026
I am furious, but I am sailing (Istanbul ferry edition)
bald man in a blue shirt, backlit, smiling on a ferry
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 31/08/2026
just got scrubbed and sudsed up in a hamam and now I know what it feels like for a car to go through a carwash
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 30/08/2026
got an actual stamp in my passport in Turkey!!! best "thud" sound I've heard all week, we are so back
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
😣 persevering + 💀 skull + 🕶️ sunglasses =
An Emoji Mashup combining 😣 and 💀. There's also a 🕶️
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 29/08/2026
just in case anybody wasn't sure, taking the Eurostar/channel tunnel to get across the English Channel is much less effort than swimming it. however, I didn't have to have my bags x-rayed to swim, so who can really say (2026 vs 2018)
bald man in front of a Eurostar trainman with dessitin on his face laying in a red parka on a boat
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Zach Margolis @zach.margolis.club · 29/08/2026
just ate four cookies in a row waiting for a train, ama
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