Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 21hOne guy founded the company and created a lot of JOBS. Then the next guy took it to a new level and really made it COOK. The new guy seems to want to TURN US in a new direction. It’s all so obvious if you think about it. 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I should be at work by now, but instead I am, as my dad would have said, farting around. 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look, my grandfather also used to take pictures of parades on color slide film. #GeneticDestiny 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Even though my daughter has not had instagram for years and lives as a Luddite, sometimes she still has to show me how to do basic things on ig. Who’s the Luddite now kid?! 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Woke up thinking about this Jack Handy poem. “Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.” 001
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Post your #StruggleMeal I’ll go first: Ribeye Steaks but the Spinalis part is real small. 110
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When they go low we pee in their mouth. I’m trying to make that a thing. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two twos to my poo poos I can’t help but think that this whole “Toronto accent” thing is a giant hoax. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not to get all Che, but that column from Minnesota to Texas has more in common with each other than we do with either coast. 110
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know I’m the luckiest guy in the world, because over the years, I have made my wife watch a few primus videos. While it is not her thing, she has been very tolerant. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being an art photographer is a special exercise in finding out what people don’t care about. 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know I’ve talked before about extremely mundane lines in songs that bring a tear to my eye. I’d like to add Amy Winehouse saying “did you get a good lawyer” to the list. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think is saw ebon moss bachrach on the street. He’s the Bear guy. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tim Yohannon in his Volvo. 1980s? Photographer unknown. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m not sure how there’s a song on this record that I’ve never heard before, but here we are. 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Listening to Rites of Spring and thinking “If these guys could have teamed up with Minor Threat, that would have been some kind of unstoppable supergroup!!!” 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s only one thing I’m not afraid of, and that’s a Nor-Easter. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 🇳🇴 vs 🇩🇰 I hope the Danes score at least 1 + 3/7 x 5 / π goals! (Their counting system.) 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I walked by hamburger historian George Motz on the street. I was pretty excited. 020
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I need a browser button to remove jive-ass results from my search queries. 020
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is there a Jason Molina record I should start with? 100
Reposted by Scott DolanMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026healing is cool but have you considered becoming worse 1518224
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turns out I did TWO cartoons making fun of Mark Rothko, but I can’t find the better one. 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Look, I know my tastes are somewhat pedestrian. But this is beautiful. youtu.be/6pAz9UpnRKw?...youtu.beAmy Winehouse - Valerie (Acoustic, Live, Best Quality)YouTube video by mayclips 020
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t want the doctor to get mad at me, but I can’t think of the medical word for boogers. 110
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I guess you could say he was “thirstin’” for “more.” 020
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A tropical depression is when you feel bad but you are pleasantly warm. 000
Reposted by Scott DolanFella Langley 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Real G’s move in silence like Lagsangnga 031
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The French call churros “chi chis” and somehow that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard today. 100
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m not a huge REM fan, but come on, without them there’d be no GBV, no Electric 6, maybe not even Pavement or Butthole Surfers. 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ha ha what if Jawas had light sabres? Just anything goes man! 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ween is leaning into Transdermal Celebration as if to say, “this one did not get enough likes.” 120
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was doing my impression of Bill Eggleston talking about Lee Friedlander and I feel both the subject matter and my mastery of Bill’s accent went over my audience’s head. SMH at these philistines. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It would be very hard to be Carrot Top. I’m not exactly a fan, but I have sympathy for him. 130
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026For a long time I’ve assumed that most of the people on Threads are bots. But upon closer reading it is clear that these people are too stupid to be bots. 021
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Canada is an Associate of the European Union, but it can never be Made. 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Some political fundraising email got this song stuck in my head today. And as far as earworms go, things could be *a lot* worse. #Bangers youtu.be/uzeOmduDr5Q?...youtu.beSay Hello, Wave Goodbye (Remastered 2023)YouTube video by Soft Cell - Topic 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran is only 35? So that means I’ve hated him since he was 7?? 010
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I bet Elizabeth Holmes is like “dang it, I should NOT have done that interview!” 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Probably my least favorite combination would be good-looking and stupid. 000
Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Older West-Indian security guard standing at the door and singing “I’m sexy and they know it” to all the women entering the hospital. 000
