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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson

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How high’s the water, mama? I’m asking because my pants are very long.

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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You went to Indiana when I did? I saw this chicken. How majestic.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“After four balls make it to the back of the net, Newcastle’s town motto, Fortiter Defendit Triumphans, is really getting tested at the hands of a hungry Coventry Offense tonight.”
Dennis Miller as a sports commentator in front of a field of play.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A white rooster in a Chicken coop in front of a kiddie pool filled with water.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you make dinner for those you care about, you don’t stop until you’re full.
Seafood low country boil.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mombi from Return to Oz-picture of a woman in a fancy dress putting a new head from a glass case on her neck.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seen and raised. Planted by accident. Oh no.
Carolina reaper plant with dozens of ripe chiles
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did someone say Speed Racer?
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m mad that our possums, when stacked against the Aussie possums, are the true meth gophers.
Brushtail possum and baby.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s my nine games
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Craig Finn voice* Pizza Night in America
A pizza pie right out of the oven.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Coming into Manchester today scoring three and leaving with a loss, this Sunderland team is going home saltier than a Mackem fisherman falling in the pans at Bishopwearmouth in 1589.
Dennis miller sports commentator on Monday night football
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Coventry fans now leaving the Arena early after a thorough drubbing by Brighton and Hove Albion. To quote the local two-tones, This town is coming like a Ghost Town, Bands wont play no more.”
Dennis Miller Monday night Football commentator picture
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LoTR character who could resist the One Ring:
Scotty from Boogie Nights
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I would send you some giardiniera.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Sunderland haven’t been this happy to see a Frenchman since Benedict Biscop incorporated glassmaking at Monkwearmouth under King Ecgfrith in 674.”
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Made a Gif
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My favorite movie from when I turned 20
Elliott Gould at a poker table in the movie California Split
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Second game into the season and Coventry’s defense is laid more bare than Lady Godiva on a late summer horseback excursion.”
Dennis Miller commenting on sports
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Halfway to Clam
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Where’s the best place to fuck? (In the back row) A toast to Tim Curry.
Wall hanging art of Dr. Frank n Furter’s doctor’s outfit in front of an RKO Movie backdrop. Rubber glove covered hands holding a coupe of champagne
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You guys are really on one early today. I just can’t. A user with this avatar was just blocked.
The avatar for the Bluesky account that tells you the avatar of accounts that were recently blocked-a bunch of headshots of people wearing sunglasses.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Coventry gets a rude welcome to the premier league, the likes of which haven’t been seen since Thomas Neville attempted to storm London in 1471.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Checking in from my dumb walk for my dumb mental health.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy Sandwich Tuesday, motherfuckers!
A selection of open faced summer sandwiches on croissant toast.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This pie is filled with backyard tomatoes.
A pie of tomatoes.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh yes. It is time.
Two tomato sandwiches, open faced, on croissant bread. Two thick slices of German Queen tomato sprinkled with maldon salt flakes, homemade aioli.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Good morning from my big ass sunflowers
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Make it your own.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post a you from a different era in your life.
A pre teen wearing a Raisin Bran Box, with ten eye purple sequined doc martens.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Also look how silly this cabbage is.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You were saying?
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I made a roasted sugarcone cabbage with French onion butter and melted gruyere the other night. It was very edible!
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
These tomatoes.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Come over, nerds. We’re having pizza.
Homemade pizza with eggplant, anchovies, fresh mozzarella, garden basil.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh it’s me. A tomato sandwich hates to see me coming.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Two:
INXS Listen Like Thieves album cover Orbital :Green Album cover
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not the best photo, but the flavor I’m obsessed with these days is Cambodian Kroueng-lemongrass, galangal, garlic, lime, fish sauce, turmeric. Marinated kalbi cut short ribs and they’re just unholy delicious.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It poured today. My vegetables are coming in, and I’m gonna have to pull a bunch of these and ripen them on the counter before they spilt from the water.
Small bunch of blushing heirloom tomatoes and three large cucumbers harvested from the garden
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This needs to be seen more. This is the stuff of legend. At least added to Chicago Lore.
Michael Bolton’s charity softball team beating Michael Jordan’s team of celebrities/athletes 7-1 in a televised game on July 25th, 1993.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was thinking that, but also THIS.
Djimon Hounsou in Legend of Tarzan.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Okay, all of yours remind me of others. This is the only way to make young brendan Fraser homely.
Elizabeth Hurley and Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gonna make this summer sandwich. Full homemade focaccia w/garden basil, thyme, marinated roasted eggplant from the garden, artichoke hearts, heirloom tomatoes, eggplant parm, fresh mozzarella, reduced balsamic, olive oil from my mom. Gonna throw it in the oven and press it and it’ll be the best.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Attn: @defnotadino.bsky.social
Two Spanish World Cup winners, medals around their necks, hold flats of ripe Spanish tomatoes.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Making a Gorgonzola/fig focaccia. Using my trusty recipe, I jostled it too much but it still tastes fantastic.
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