iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 2h

Of all the dang places to leave her, there’s nothing even to see there.

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 2h

I don’t think it belongs to anyone. Send it back to the kid factory it’s broken.

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 4h

First words out should be “Fuck you guys”

010

Reposted by Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson

Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Econ 101

Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.

2159901157

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, of all the animals not to fuck with, tuna are tops.

000

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12h

Really think a Sox/Brewers series would be very funny.

000

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12h

Nobody knows how many beans I have in my bag.

120

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12h

Twice in the last two days have I seen bros wearing Frat swag. They might think it’s in solidarity with their brothers but it’s a bad look in asking to get your ass beat on the train.

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12h

Oh no. Insist on lounging the whole week. Send @ginerso.bsky.social out to collect more bonbons

140

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 13h

I thought for a minute it was Dennis Haysbert and I’m glad it wasn’t.

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I found a sox hat on the bus today so that’s a good sign and now I’m a Sox fan and look how good we’re doing, y’all.

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope they found the real Fellowship was the friends they made along the way

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The fact that If It’s Magic made it out of the first round and Another Star didn’t makes me want to flip tables.

110

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My coworker asked where to take his dad for lunch after a divorce announcement. Fuck do I know? I’m not a dad. I told him Boystown was not the place to find swinging 60 yr old women. He told me the year his dad was born. One year older than me, and my bones turned to dust.

120

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Seen and raised. Planted by accident. Oh no.

Carolina reaper plant with dozens of ripe chiles

020

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Psh. Always keep em guessing. That’s what ol Cerdo says

030

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I believe it’s poor form not to preface your name with “Ringo Award Winning” now.

110

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think it was like Terminator 2 where the chopper pilot said I’m not gonna do that dangerous flyby stunt and so James Cameron said you’re fired and flew the chopper himself.

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Seriously, this is a more unforgivable public gaffe than Howard Dean yelling.

120

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Are you gonna go see the Document show next March?

100

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Radium girls factory was in the the next town over from my folks. It’s abandoned and it looked like the wonky factory- just haunted as fuck.

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I interrupt them back. A precedent has been set on their terms which I abide to, and I calmly tell them I will assist them in the order they arrived.

130

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All joking aside, this is Michael McDonald’s first Halloween as a dad/grandpa. You know he’s going all in.

000

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They’ve said no self respecting medical professional would participate, and the states that do this have poor track records in healthcare already. I shudder to think of the caliber of person they got involved.

060

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guess who’s eating lasagna again tonight

330

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So that’s… not ideal, but an unspoken phrase for LFL is that you can’t steal a free book. Better than trucking them across town to resell at half price books, but understand the hustle while thinking of ways to combat the problem as a steward. Source: my dad

020

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Here, start your day with a perfect song. Have a good day at work, babies. It’s Friday. youtu.be/Rp8WL621uGM?...

youtu.be

Prince - I Wanna Be Your Lover (Official Video)

YouTube video by Prince

061

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Drop it a million, wait five years. North of the Bric A Brac seems to be doing okay, and it’s inching ever outward.

001

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Didn’t even know until right now my October wishes came true.

010

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s been papered for a long old time. Nothing really sticks on that block, probably because they don’t have that one guy buying up every business and turning them into forgettable restaurants.

100

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Milwaukee one is now another taco place. Papa Rays is close, consistent, and they deliver it themselves. They’re usually quick as they’re in the neighborhood. They also always have deals and leave flyers with coupons.

100

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dante’s has the award for longest delivery waits in town. I loved the Milwaukee location, but it only works if we are all an equal amount of slothed.

110

Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Papa Rays wouldn’t do you like that would they?

100