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Tim Burrows

@timjburrows.bsky.social
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aka Timmy Parmesan

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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Australia really need to up its game and divide itself up into 50 states so people can spend their lives trying to visit them all. Most of them would be empty deserts but it would give people some to do.
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
repost your own 10 things other people like but i don’t 1. fantasy football leagues 2. drip coffee 3. watching basketball 4. sports betting 5. F-150 trucks 6. country music 7. pumpkin spice latte 8. refreshing dips in the ocean 9. gym workouts 10. bold &/or matte lipstick (on others)
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My god what have we done
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All this AI stuff lately. Imagine you found a little creature in a box, and you weren’t sure what it could do, but after some prodding it showed you the solution to the Navier-Stokes equation. Would you then just let it out of the box into the world to see what else it could do?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Henry Farrell @himself.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
6. So their bosses should encourage them to organize, signing cards to build the first labor union willing to go on strike to de-immanentize the eschaton . By doing good, the AI labs would be able to do well, crushing their compute cost as they dropped out of the frontier model rat race.
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The car was subsequently charged with manslaughter and sentenced to 5 years in jail
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 12/09/2026
The US President's new proposal to tax international students has been approved by the White House for release this week. It's an unprecedented $100,000 tax on int'l grads who stay to work after graduation on Optional Practical Training (most grads do), a crucial bridge to remaining by any channel.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Would he have a more progressive campaign if he was trying to win in Oregon? Very likely! But, again, and I cannot stress this enough, he is not running to be Senator for Oregon. He is running to be Senator for Texas.
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To be fair, building data centers underground is about 1000% smarter than trying to build and operate them in outer space
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nobody could have predicted this
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Philip Ball @philipcball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love the comment (made elsewhere) that "the more senior the [AI] employee, the more concerned they are." Yes - they have spent longer drinking the Kool-Aid. It's established that folks working on AI are more inclined to attribute AI human-like cognition and to pass it in Turing tests.
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In these tumultuous times, it’s comforting to remind oneself that we have the best and wisest running the country
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to identify the downside of this
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Alli Roberts @allitude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
am i the only one that was locked out of the Bluesky app most of the day?
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am once again asking for the ability to hide posts by people boosting their own posts by reposting them
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sneak preview of my new one-step course “How to make millions via passive income”: Step 1: Creating your first course: “How to make millions via passive income”
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A plausible scenario involves AI setting civilization back 100 years or more as people revert to paper records and in-person communications as the only acceptable method of confidently doing business on a risk-adjusted basis www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
How a simple request for AI to book a gym class exposed a major threat
When Andrew asked his AI personal assistant to book him a spot in a gym class, he had no idea he would accidentally initiate an autonomous cyber attack.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 09/08/2026
I AM ENJOYING AN UNUSUALLY WARM AND DRY SUMMER
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Everyone gets one (1) tree
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Stick a big battery on this set up, export during peak periods, add some BEV farming machinery and you’ve got yourself a farming business where most of the revenue probably comes from electricity generation
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/07/2026
the non-pervert use cases for pervert glasses are just so *lame*. These things will literally never happen with pervert glasses, which are aimed pretty squarely, as we know, at perverts. www.meta.com/en-gb/blog/m...
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
IPCC reports have been for years listing wars as a likely risk of climate change, I don’t think they ever considered the possibility that they might turn out to be the most effective mitigation response
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 21/07/2026
Ooh I know this one. It's by BANNING THE PERVERT GLASSES
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It seems like NYC is just a continuous weather alert for most of the year
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Indecent behavior assumes the existence of decent behavior
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Climate change requires government action Governments are currently managed by a small number of ultra wealthy individuals Ultra wealthy individuals are not affected by climate change Tax the rich
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In awe of the penetrating insight demonstrated by people replying ”because Messi” thank you for your valuable contribution to the discourse
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tldr; nobody knows
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thought-provoking article by @himself.bsky.social in which Thiel (tellingly) decides based on top down structure that royalty is the closest analog of a tech startup, rather than, say, the military? www.programmablemutter.com/p/the-politi...
programmablemutter.com
The political economy of billionaire derangement
The passions are devouring the interests
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Also, 30 yr Treasuries highest in over 20 years but I’m not seeing much chatter on this (as opposed to earlier this year whence there was much gnashing of teeth)
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Or we could blow the tops off mountains and set fire to the coal
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Kind of surprised more people aren’t talking about SpaceX slowly tanking. Still about 10x overvalued, though.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 13/07/2026
BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES and mock people wearing them
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Prof. Ian Walker @ianwalker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I met Greg at a party and bent his ear about air pollution to the extent he went home and made this AMAZING resource. This is why people shouldn't talk to meet in public
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This one of the most misunderstood interpretations of ”wealthy country“. If your country is number 2 on average and doesn’t even appear in the top 20 on median, most of the people living in your country are “not wealthy“
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Tweet from Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts):

if you plug headphones into a carrot you don't hear music but at least you are doing something
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don’t understand the need for an edit button. Just careful check for typos before you post!
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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Meta’s new AI sunglasses will help creeps record women without their consent. And then use the videos to train Mark Zuckerberg’s robots. God forbid these tech bros build something the world ACTUALLY F*ING NEEDS???
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
Pausa de Humiliacion
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Reading this collection of non-words just added about 30 years to my actual age
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jenna newman phd @jennanewman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Drowning is “the No. 1 cause of death for kids ages 1 to 4, & one of the top killers of children ages 5 to 14.… Drownings of very young children sometimes occur in bathtubs. But most…occur in swimming pools.” 🛟🧪 @mikestobbe.bsky.social
"We never communicated with each other;
'You've got him?'' said Kim Leonard, now 65.
"When everyone's watching, nobody's watching."Also, "shut your cellphones off when you're around the pool, watching the kids. Don't sit there reading a book. Don't sit there talking to your friends, neglecting your child that's near the water," he said.
"This happens in the blink of an eye."
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It sure is, straight to the airport?
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
spurious correlations
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Is there a setting that hides people reposting their own posts?
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
if progressives don’t permit change, does that not imply they are conservatives?
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Alli Roberts @allitude.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
happy Pride to super bisexuals
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Tim Burrows @timjburrows.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Shoutout to @quinnslobodian.com by the ABC
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