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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching season one of Interview With the Vampire is like watching any interview with Jada Pinkett and Will Smith. It's like, "Please don't drag me into your weird-ass relationship."
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know a lot of ink has been spilled asking how to “save movie theaters.” From making every movie Top Gun: Maverick (apparently) to green lighting more original scripts. But, and I ask this sincerely, has anyone talked about not screening 20 minutes of goddamn commercials before the movie?
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyway, Resident Evil is an absolute blast. You should see it.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I anticipate that there will be masters theses written about horror in the 2020s and this depiction of a gig worker moving through absolute hell due to capitalism, corporate incompetence and lack of government oversight.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like, in the original games the Umbrella Corporation is painted as a hyper intelligent, insidious organization. But, in 2026 we’re finding that these mega corporations, while insidious are actually run by venal, incompetent dipshits.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I cite Rosencrantz and Guildenstern because this new RE movie doesn’t necessarily contradict the first two games, but it does recontextualize their events.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also, I didn’t expect this movie to be as laugh out loud funny as it was. It’s like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Raccoon City.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just saw Resident Evil. Bryan is employee of the year.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My husband asked who I would like to see write Wonder Woman next and I thought about it’s bit. I am not vying for the job, I had my turn. But I am a dedicated reader and here’s what I love to see in a book about my favorite Amazon.
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Tara Bush @tarabush.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Charcoal + gouache on toned paper #mixedmedia #art
Mixed media drawing of my friend. A young woman looks to the right of the viewer, she has long hair most of her clothes are kind of blurred in the charcoal and paint. It is a monotone artwork, of charcoal on toned paper, with a painted white gouache background.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New brochure for next month! Make it a movie night and get to your local library!
Library brochure for horror double features. It includes a poster of Hammer Films Dracula and Frankenstein
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“If you had kitty ears that made you shrink, the government would be after you so fast! I can’t stress that enough.” -Our son while watching “Gabby’s Dollhouse” with his sister.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What is on your Halloween music playlist?
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Republicans had wheeled in a bag of onions, would it have made a difference?
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More people should be talking about Paul Ben-Victor in Lanterns. His scene with Garret Dillahunt in the last episode is fantastic!
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“I can’t, my wife is here with me.” Whispers Ted Cruz to headless Target mannequin
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
And how would you feel if Democrats, NOW, started talking about rolling back racial equality rights decades later?
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m at the stage of YouTube viewership now where I’m like, “I kind of want to see a professional do this.”
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anyway, if you’re a magician at any level, you should take an acting class and attend non-magic theatre performances: stand up, recitals, opera, dance-it will make you a better performer.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I kept citing the work of Carissa Hendrix as a stellar magic performer who takes theatre work, acting, and stagecraft seriously. If you are a theatre enjoyer but are unfamiliar with magic, Check out Hendrix’s work. If you are a magic performer, you need to study her lectures.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I spent the afternoon giving a lecture at a magic club about how magicians need to view magic as theatre instead of a wholly separate discipline. Lots of great feedback and questions from professional and amateur magicians.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The people who think Trump is going to give them $5000 are the same people who believe the stripper actually likes them.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, do you guys remember that time a far-right militia took over It’s a Small World? There was a lot going on that year, so you may have forgotten. medium.com/@timidwerewo...
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International Waters
There was some discussion as to whether it would be better to loiter around the park for an hour or so before moving directly to It’s a…
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
one of the things I will always be proudest of is organizing over 200 Trek fans from all over the world to send food, water and supplies to the WGA writers on strike in 2023 - partly because those writers are part of our community, but also because more broadly that’s just what Star Trek stands for
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
DS9-Far Beyond the Stars “You are the dreamer and the dream.”
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was told last year at a con that I should do more Space Ghost Coast to Coast episodes. I said that it would be impossible seeing that I was the only voice actor left alive. He suggested that I just use ai. I answered him a little loudly, “Oh, so I should just shit on my friends’ memories?”
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@disneyplusfr.bsky.social ! I was watching the classic short “The Old Mill” and it was interrupted in the middle to show a bunch of commercials. Tv shows or movies, I get, but are Vinted and Progressive so hard up that they need to interrupt a 9 minute short from the 30s to shuck product?
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting a bit tired of very rich actors and directors saying ‘AI is here we have to learn how to use it’ instead of ‘I am wealthy enough to dedicate myself only to projects which employ talented human beings because anything else is an existential threat to human storytelling’
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My retirement plan is getting offered a million dollars to spend one night in a haunted house.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do the Scrub Daddy commercials feel like a nightmare to anyone else. It is like a Too Many Cooks situation.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just got my Anthropic settlement email. I am also dealing with contested copyrights. I swear to fuck, you assholes, you stole my shit, you better not be paying someone else for it.
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We Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's just everywhere now. I don't know how much longer he can dodge these disturbing allegations. That he, Ted Cruz, licks corpse feet.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Fast and the Furious is just Hackers for people who prefer Star Wars over Star Trek.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It might be too soon to tell, but between The Suicide Squad, Creature Commandos, Superman, and now Lanterns, James Gunn might be our Rod Serling.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ll do my best
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 17/08/2026
You have until Sept. 7 to ask your local comic book store to reserve a copy of this issue for you! (After that, you can still get a copy, but they might run out. They only order as many copies as they think they'll sell.)
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5) More people should watch HBO’s Watchmen 6) More people should read DC New Frontier 7) Art school! Good for him! 8) NO! He was happy! 9) I’m unsure how to feel about this version of Hal but Kyle Chandler is so damn charming
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The theater scene in Inglourious Basterds
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds: 'I Want My Scalps'
ALT: Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds: 'I Want My Scalps'
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally saw episode 3 of Lanterns. It’s so brilliant. Short thoughts: 1) That poor child 2) LAURA LINNEY! 3) This is no way to raise/program a child 4) More people should watch The Right Stuff
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😂
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey guys, you don’t need to read the 48 Laws of Power. Please just read The Wizard of Oz instead.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Any time I see a Monster Energy drink, I just assume that it tastes like gas station cologne and the stuff they put in car air fresheners.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Agent Mason from Dial of Destiny
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Alan Ritchson as Doc Savage. Thats it. Thats the pitch.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
…I’m such a dork. I straight up thought this was your collection of POG slammers.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anytime an old man says, “Do you want to hear a joke?” I’m always shocked when it’s not the most racist shit I’ve ever heard.
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F This Fitzgerald @timidwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Finally! Some pictures of Spider-Man!
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