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John Carpenter’s “That Thang”

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💫Hello, friends! I’m a Northwoods illustrator who specializes in drawing animals and nature art. He/Him | Trans | 30 | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🩵 @Vedi.bsky.social 🖍️My Carrd: timelessriver.carrd.co

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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 21h
I haven’t posted Pigeon in a while! Raised by birds, she destroys anti-bird spikes and hostile architecture. She sleeps in a park and lets the local children draw on her with sidewalk paint.
A green and copper gargoyle covered in pigeons and children’s drawings
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schmoe :⬮] @spongebeatle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
having artist friends with styles way more complex than yours but they still fw you
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Chris Griffin Dances: Take On Me (Family Guy)
ALT: Chris Griffin Dances: Take On Me (Family Guy)
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ev 🐱🕸️ (design raffle in 📌’d!) @evrclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it goes the other way around too u gotta be okay being a little annoyed with your friends. like not in a letting them be unhealthy with you way, but in a People are flawed and can’t be 100% perfect way. otherwise you will have no human friends & will look to things like chatbots for catered solace
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まいたけ @maitake5th.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Mehndi @mehndi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s the direction tech has taken. You can’t say that you don’t want an update or that you don’t want to sign up for something, it’s become “not right now” or “maybe later” and that’s to coercive abuser language.
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think we’ll find a more apt metaphor for the pervasiveness of AI than what’s on display here. “I don’t want that!” “Yes, you do!” Can we think of any other circumstances in which a person may decline someone’s advances, but they force themselves on them, anyway?
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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Memento mori
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People really need to learn how to pirate stuff again. I feel like it's a dark art that was lost to a lot of folk after about 2011, and companies are getting far too comfortable with that state of affairs.
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Yfel @yfelaxel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
crystal fox #witchhatatelier
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140VGM @140vgm.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Awakening (Scarlet Blaze) – Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes (2022, NSW) Sound Director & Composition / Arrangement: Yosuke Kinoshita Composition / Arrangement: Hiromu Akaba, Asami Mitake, Ayako Toyoda, Yuki Matsumura
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I apologize for being slow about submitting artwork as of late. I know I shouldn’t, but I always feel guilty when I’m not my most productive self. Tendonitis pain has taken a toll on my mental health again, and my day job certainly isn’t helping to honor my physical limitations.
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Tamamo Crossfaded @ Home @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New: Macklemore will donate entire $1M of his earnings from Ed Sheeran's tour to six orgs helping Palestinians — and invites Robert Kraft to match him. Says he wants to center Palestinians being killed + journalists & aid workers who keep going. "Their risk is of a far different order than mine."
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
That is what this has always been about. Not me. Not a tour. Not the headlines or the controversy. It is about Palestinians right to freedom, dignity and safety in their own homeland. I want to center the parents carrying their children into hospitals without the basic resources to treat them, and the physicians, paramedics, journalists and aid workers who keep going back in. I want to center the organizers and activists who have paid real costs for standing with Palestine. Their risk is of a far different order than mine.
Just yesterday, 15 year old Muhammad al Zinati was killed in an Israeli strike while rushing to help aid worker Sherif Lubbad, who had already been injured. He was a child. Both were murdered. Both should be alive. And the ones still under the rubble, whose names exist only in the memories of people who may not have survived to speak them. Writing a check is one of the least costly forms of solidarity available to me. I am doing it because I can, and because these organizations are doing the work while much of the world debates it.
But aid alone cannot address the conditions that make it necessary. This is a manmade injustice, and I believe it requires immediate political change. Palestinians have lived for decades without basic rights and should not have to wait another day to be free. That is where my focus will remain. I will …
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 16/09/2026
werewolf TF should let you choose between biped and quadruped because i just wanna be a silly lil guy sometimes and get picked up by a guy who probably loves Linkin Park and Adderall
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iwamimimimi.bsky.social @iwamimimimi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Character Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Animation by Glen Keane* ( @GlenKeanePrd ) | Tarzan (1999) #penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can we PLEASE bring back the word "poser" and stop using "larp" or "cosplay" - being a "poser" or "faking" being into something is lazy and disingenuous whereas cosplayers and actual larpers are passionate about their hobbies and out a lot of time and effort into them
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Both el-sayed and Mamdani are experts at the conversational aikido of simply refusing to engage with nonsubstantive shit in a substantive manner and if it wasn’t obvious before now how easy it is to do this there really isn’t any excuse for other Dems at this point
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026
In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Canada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban
“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.”
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Bison Boi @roaminbison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
beautiful beautiful boy
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✦ Adam ✦ @wanderingwastes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Despite getting denied by insurance I'm going through with my top surgery. Now, absolutely hate even asking but if anyone would like to donate you're welcome to! Anything helps but it's absolutely not required I feel horrible even asking $WanderingWastelands ko-fi.com/wanderingwas...
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Three new feral designs will be available tomorrow on my Patreon/Ko-fi for all tier patrons! ✨
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Himmis @himmis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Full Service Bubble Bath" - speedpaint for TailsOfTrio over at FA who's getting all his worries washed away one bubble at a time =3 #art #feral #TailsOfTrio #canine #wolf #dogs
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
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Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Riddle @riddles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No one likes to have their affections played with. #slycooper
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eigengrau @atomicgolem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I hope you know those shoes you're walking away in? they were *made* in Omelas. PRETTY HYPOCRITICAL."
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm a cute werewolf and I have my pack on and I'm good at hunting for mushrooms
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☀️ @stel.energy · 09/09/2026
nintendo indirect is where you just read everyone's posts about it
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 01/07/2026
Sony
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Taking four Peanuts-style icon commissions for $25 each! Please comment or DM to claim a slot. Multiple slots may be claimed at once👌 Reposts are much appreciated🩵 #Peanuts #CommsOpen #FurryArt #Procreate
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Kaburion ❄️ WEBTOON ARTIST @kaburion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't be like doomer bunny, it's not good for you 🐇
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Jules @beffalumps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Closer look at this month's print! patreon.com/beffalumps 🌙 Link in bio! These will be available until September 30th, so sign up by the end of the month to get yours! #warriorcats
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
searching on indeed for job titles like "gunslinger"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mother by Clare Turlay Newberry
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tentatively posting art to tumblr after eons and I forgot how fun it is to read the additional tags that people add when reblogging your posts✨ At least it is feedback of some kind!
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
courage the cowardly dog
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Aster 🦞 @vronoch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i’ve been wanting to do this for a while now!!! redraw of my 2022 wha fanart 🙏 #witchhatatelier
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Quote with your blue art💙 Still love how this one turned out #Procreate #DigitalArt
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The trans artist barely scraping by on itch io is making the art you want but they don't have the budget of a small country to work with so you turn your nose up at it and beg for scraps from the war crimes corporation
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twist @twist.dog · 07/09/2026
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Selling this old harp seal character of mine by @/timesnewnorman for $30! Comment or DM to claim✨
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
LRP The Right’s entire MO is, and always has been, total control over people’s bodies and limiting our access to healthcare. It’s why women, children, and trans people are their favorite targets: Forgettable groups of people whose grievances can be written off as “hysterical” and “feeble-minded.”
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“All of these issues that present at their surface level as right-wing are actually very much just the anxieties that we have as working people not being able to afford health care.” I would love it if this were true, but it's not.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There's no evidence that we can neutralize MAHA with a better health care system. Western Europe has universal access and lower costs — and still has huge anti-vaxx and “medical freedom” movements. MAHA is driven by right-wing misinformation, not legitimate grievances with US healthcare.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I dont like labor day. It's this holiday where on paper it's celebrating the American worker and labor movement and everything we've achieved and in practice everybody who works in food, retail, logistics, and more clocks in to work to serve the small portion who get the day off
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riley ✨🏳️‍⚧️ @ritwells.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
indulged in another balto redesign redraw to get some flow back
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