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John Carpenter’s “That Thang”

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💫Hello, friends! I’m a Northwoods illustrator who specializes in drawing animals and nature art. He/Him | Trans | 30 | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🩵 @Vedi.bsky.social 🖍️My Carrd: timelessriver.carrd.co

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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 4h
society if puritans hadn't effectively convinced multiple generations that Women Don't Get Horny
future utopia
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Yfel @yfelaxel.bsky.social · 4h
his biggest project #orufrey
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Jet - Local Delinquent Dragon @jetthedrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA being told by advertisers that the most mundane of art is just too risqué to work with should be a good indicator why trying making your fandom squeaky clean to appease people, who will never be happy, is a shitty idea
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10h
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm N-23 @cheppoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[2018] OCT 3 #FMA
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Dani Yuan 🔜 LBX @dagger6.art · 03/10/2026
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/10/2026
lmao i just learned that if you bring two ppl who hate a play to the theater to see it together they’ll still get a lot of support points because they’ll bond over being haters
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🧚‍♀️ @sohmals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no bertrand your teammate will update her ao3 fic mid-battle and you must accept this
Bertrand: Can the writing wait, Dante?
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Brhannada @brhannadart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This image in the replies was particularly funny to me
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congratulations, guys!!🩵🥺
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think they forget that trans people are just… people. There are no moral high grounds we must adhere to in order to be deserving of baseline human decency. I’m a person, not a performer. The trans community doesn’t need “representatives.”
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soulki @soulkiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coco and a brush (study) buddy #wha #witchhatatelier
Coco from witch hat atelier humming to herself while thinking, holding her pen to her chin. Brushbuddy is draped over her head like a long cat.
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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 02/10/2026
TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves. If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...
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Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorship of the internet and third parties forcing sites to ...
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bruh, I have legit at times been tempted by Catholicism but this is the hardest pitch they’ve EVER made to get me to convert 😂
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🦇Spookella Scarvarez🦇 @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not a self-insert shipper, but I’m not particularly shy about my fictional character crushes, either. I’ve just spent the last few weeks being extremely “cringe” about it on tumblr, and I feel so free lol
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Y-yeah… okay, boss… Sigh.
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LOL yeah, seriously! “Skeb” is a Japanese *platform* for selling art. Idk why we’re referencing their platform to sell a product if we’re not… Japanese…
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally anything is better than adopting a word that we all know damn well most people—especially clients—aren’t going to know the definition of. Idk why this is bothering me so much. Unless you’re serving the Japanese market, why is this necessary?
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve just been informed on what a “skeb” commission is and tbh I’m just going to continue calling such things “artistic freedom” comms. This is a situation where I don’t think that online lingo benefits the broader art market, and it’s especially alienating for clients who aren’t also artists🙃
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven’t posted Pigeon in a while! Raised by birds, she destroys anti-bird spikes and hostile architecture. She sleeps in a park and lets the local children draw on her with sidewalk paint.
A green and copper gargoyle covered in pigeons and children’s drawings
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schmoe :⬮] @spongebeatle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
having artist friends with styles way more complex than yours but they still fw you
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Chris Griffin Dances: Take On Me (Family Guy)
ALT: Chris Griffin Dances: Take On Me (Family Guy)
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ev 🐱🕸️ @evrclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it goes the other way around too u gotta be okay being a little annoyed with your friends. like not in a letting them be unhealthy with you way, but in a People are flawed and can’t be 100% perfect way. otherwise you will have no human friends & will look to things like chatbots for catered solace
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まいたけ @maitake5th.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Mehndi @mehndi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s the direction tech has taken. You can’t say that you don’t want an update or that you don’t want to sign up for something, it’s become “not right now” or “maybe later” and that’s to coercive abuser language.
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never really thought about non-AI tech in that way, but you’re absolutely right. The problem transcends AI and removes informed consent from consumers no matter what we try to do. I hate to say it, but I’m glad that my enthusiasm for being online has been dwindling lately.
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rapist ideology is the bedrock supporting everything that makes AI so sinister. The entire thing is founded upon thievery and the betrayal of consent. I don’t know how to make that any more crystal clear than it already is.
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think we’ll find a more apt metaphor for the pervasiveness of AI than what’s on display here. “I don’t want that!” “Yes, you do!” Can we think of any other circumstances in which a person may decline someone’s advances, but they force themselves on them, anyway?
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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Memento mori
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Yfel @yfelaxel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
crystal fox #witchhatatelier
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140VGM @140vgm.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Awakening (Scarlet Blaze) – Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes (2022, NSW) Sound Director & Composition / Arrangement: Yosuke Kinoshita Composition / Arrangement: Hiromu Akaba, Asami Mitake, Ayako Toyoda, Yuki Matsumura
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One other thing, not to derail, but since you emphasized odor: Since when did it become “ableist” to call this out? I’m so, so tired of basic hygiene being relegated to ableism when that simply isn’t the case for the majority of people (at least, in my experience.) Take. A. Fucking. Shower.
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This isn’t on the same level, but speaking of capital “G” gamers: When I was still dating online, a guy tried to school me on why my favorite Kirby game meant that I wasn’t really a fan of the series. Kirby… you know, THAT Kirby. Why are people like this? The pretentiousness is unbelievable
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
…And mom is still jobless, aside from all of the above. If anyone’s interested in commissioning me, feel free to reach out. I could really use the extra income since my partner and I have a mortgage. My turnaround isn’t speedy, but I like to think I pace myself well on owed work.
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a surgery consultation for my wrist, but that’s a month away. I also have my foot surgery to worry about in November, which is an even bigger undertaking, so I’m still torn on what to deal with first. Both problems hinder my quality of life quite significantly. I’m exhausted by it all.
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John Carpenter’s “That Thang” @timelessriver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I apologize for being slow about submitting artwork as of late. I know I shouldn’t, but I always feel guilty when I’m not my most productive self. Tendonitis pain has taken a toll on my mental health again, and my day job certainly isn’t helping to honor my physical limitations.
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New: Macklemore will donate entire $1M of his earnings from Ed Sheeran's tour to six orgs helping Palestinians — and invites Robert Kraft to match him. Says he wants to center Palestinians being killed + journalists & aid workers who keep going. "Their risk is of a far different order than mine."
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
That is what this has always been about. Not me. Not a tour. Not the headlines or the controversy. It is about Palestinians right to freedom, dignity and safety in their own homeland. I want to center the parents carrying their children into hospitals without the basic resources to treat them, and the physicians, paramedics, journalists and aid workers who keep going back in. I want to center the organizers and activists who have paid real costs for standing with Palestine. Their risk is of a far different order than mine.
Just yesterday, 15 year old Muhammad al Zinati was killed in an Israeli strike while rushing to help aid worker Sherif Lubbad, who had already been injured. He was a child. Both were murdered. Both should be alive. And the ones still under the rubble, whose names exist only in the memories of people who may not have survived to speak them. Writing a check is one of the least costly forms of solidarity available to me. I am doing it because I can, and because these organizations are doing the work while much of the world debates it.
But aid alone cannot address the conditions that make it necessary. This is a manmade injustice, and I believe it requires immediate political change. Palestinians have lived for decades without basic rights and should not have to wait another day to be free. That is where my focus will remain. I will …
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 16/09/2026
werewolf TF should let you choose between biped and quadruped because i just wanna be a silly lil guy sometimes and get picked up by a guy who probably loves Linkin Park and Adderall
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iwamimimimi.bsky.social @iwamimimimi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Character Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Animation by Glen Keane* ( @GlenKeanePrd ) | Tarzan (1999) #penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can we PLEASE bring back the word "poser" and stop using "larp" or "cosplay" - being a "poser" or "faking" being into something is lazy and disingenuous whereas cosplayers and actual larpers are passionate about their hobbies and out a lot of time and effort into them
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Both el-sayed and Mamdani are experts at the conversational aikido of simply refusing to engage with nonsubstantive shit in a substantive manner and if it wasn’t obvious before now how easy it is to do this there really isn’t any excuse for other Dems at this point
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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