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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CBS/Paramount going full vaporwave on Amazon Prime rn. the next monopoly supermerger will undoubtedly ensure this never happens again.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lemon difficult actually youtube.com/shorts/iwdAS...
youtube.com
"In England, we have a saying..." | IN THE LOOP | MUBI
YouTube video by MUBI
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
theonion.com
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Be the sand you wish to see in the gears.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
COFFIN CORNER!
Dr Emilio Lizardo from Buckaroo Banzai (1982)
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
who tf blocks a plug
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The "One Wish Willow" from "Obsession"
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Adam @adam35.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"PRIORITY BEANS"
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@sophianyx.bsky.social prompt suggestions: name your favorite show to fall asleep to name a series is as fun to listen to as it is to watch name a candy you wish would be revived name your favorite malevolent god
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ralph Wiggum calls Superintendent Chalmers "Super Nintendo Chalmers" [Simpsons quote]
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cc: @sickoscommittee.org stash this jpeg for MAAC games
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also the great couplet: "Diamond rings, Vaseline You gave me disease"
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I boogied in the ballroom, I boogied in the dark Tie your hands, tie your feet, throw you to the sharks Make you sweat, make you scream, make you wish you'd never been I lost a lot of love over you" Probably my favorite Stones track ever youtu.be/-dP-X9WMXis?...
youtu.be
Turd On The Run
YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The "One Wish Willow" from "Obsession"
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
100 fucking percent related:. www.techdirt.com/2026/09/21/t...
techdirt.com
Trump Says Arch Must Be Built Because We Need Somewhere To Store Our Precious ‘Sniper Ammo’
Satire is dead. But it's been dead since the first Trump administration, back when people were "owning the libs" with a combination of horse dewormers and willfully contracting COVID. Bleach consumption was discussed. It was a whole thing. Not enough of those people died, apparently. We somehow got a second season of Trump and at...
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're the type of follower I value the most: someone who's as old as me
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Irene of Lauvenberg @tripdazey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolutely.
Fenian cunts anseo, the black & green Kneecap flag, with an arm giving with finger.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump releases updated plans for his 'triumphal arch"
Tron villain that looks a lot like a killer app
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eat the rude
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Salient Political Commentary Bot @commentarybot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
seems bad
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Follow up: music.youtube.com/watch?v=VMWS...
music.youtube.com
I HATE RICH CUNTS
YouTube video by MUDRAT - Topic
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sing along with this: music.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1o...
Kneecap - H.O.O.D

"Focain caite amach arís
Barraíocht piontaí le barraíocht snaois
Equals a cocktail bread for unleashing the beast
Oíche mhór amach fuinne, at least
Troid eile, he's beating some fella
Tá an R.U.C. anseo anois and it's for saoirse na Cilla
Fucked into the back of the Jeep
He falls asleep
He does it every week
Tiocfaidh ár lá, get the Brits out lad!
A one way ticket please, I've lost my bus pass
Isteach san offie, he's looking some tins, man
Ag cailleadh focan foighde anois man
"Keep her lit ta fuck or fuckin' fuck off, " Jesus said on the cross
Two tins of Boost, 20 fegs, and the fuck it's still lost
Who's next? Me, miss, son, would you like a bag?
For your shopping not your nose, I see your ankle tag"
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simpsons: Montgomery Burns drowning: "I just wish I'd spent more time at the office."
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey have you ever heard this ace of a mashup? music.youtube.com/watch?v=RBgC...
music.youtube.com
Lil-Wayne ,Birdman vs Florence ,The-Machine ,Stuntin Dog Days (DOSVEC Mashup)
YouTube video by WorldAuthentik Musik
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 23/09/2026
i think this is my favorite beat ever
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
to wit: youtu.be/xa4vBlzMaeQ?...
youtu.be
Vince Staples - Crabs In A Bucket (Audio)
YouTube video by VinceStaplesVEVO
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Hit the corner, make a dollar, flip it Split the dollars wit' my mama children Folks need Porsches, hoes need abortions I just need y'all out of my business" It's either this if or "Crabs in a Bucket" when it comes to Vince Staples youtu.be/mb6Jc4juSF8?...
youtu.be
Vince Staples - Norf Norf (Explicit)
YouTube video by VinceStaplesVEVO
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hmm
Ebay ad on Google Search: "BAUHAUS BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD T SHIRT" 
Embedded photo is of a hi-viz shirt with reflective stripes crossing a plain black tee, the sort of thing used by road crews and oversize load escorts but never before this point ever associated with goth rock pioneers
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw youtu.be/LQ-3rikUQ34?...
youtu.be
Heathers - Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
YouTube video by 8caulfield
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cc: @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is fucking hilarious
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
old_man_yells_at_cloud.bmp www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | What’s Happening to TV Comedies Is Not Funny
The demands of streaming, which is now how most viewers watch TV, are not suited to just plain old comedy.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2026
Daniel Craig on SNL. ladies and gentlemen, 9/11
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here comes the CBP to absolutely ruin one of the best "imaginary significant other" jokes of all time. www.thetravel.com/us-customs-a...
thetravel.com
U.S. Customs And Border Protection Indefinitely Bans Canadian Traveler For Visiting American Boyfriend Too Much
CBP blocks a Canadian traveler from seeing her American boyfriend despite following the rules.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lol you're getting ot
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"100 million clams!"
Hudson Hawk movie poster
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It’s Liz,, a noted person And Jackie Young n Charlotte Flair fan @freedompimp2012.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lisa Simpson a cartoon girl with spiky hair and pearls tells Homer a bald man’s that: WHAT COULD BE MORE
EXCITING THAN THE SAVAGE
BALLET THAT IS PRO FOOTBALL
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let Drew Lock cook. 10-18 as a starter and couldn't even get hired in 2022. www.pro-football-reference.com/players/L/Lo...
Drew Lock stats
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[me, googling hpv]
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Selection of tinder dick pic angles (2026)
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
someone stripped the Brazzers watermark before posting
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am 51. Anyone who was 17 in 2012 shouldn't even be eating solid food, much less having opinions about movies 😉
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ah, the subscription-only OTA network broadcast. So limiting.
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this answer is wrong because the poster is too young
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bender from Futurama: "I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead"
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Capitalist Lion Tamer @timcushing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe check with ICE to see if it's involved with this disappearance.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 02/09/2026
Meme based on the "a true conversationalist" comic by mysillycomics.

4 panel comic, very simple style. In the 1st panel a person is looking down at the US flag and saying "hey usa hows it goin?"

In the 2nd panel there's a screenshot of the quoted TechDirt article titled "FBI Lowers Hiring Standards To Approve Applicants Who Admit To Having Sex With Animals"

In the 3rd panel we only see the person. They're just standing there.

In the 4th panel they say "yea"
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