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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 29/09/2026
One of the turn signals / indicators on our car needed its light changing, so I thought it would be a good idea to answer the old question: "How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?".
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 26/09/2026
Attack of the Clones (2002)
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 25/09/2026
I'm just going to sleep and my wife says: "Goodnight darling - I'll see you in Valhalla" and now I'm not sure what to think
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Ash Pinnick @tvdinnerdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Completed this monster commission a couple weeks ago! All hand-painted, this vintage arcade cabinet is going to a good home soon. #indiegame #art #mural #gamedev
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 21/09/2026
In 1999/2000 I wrote a WWI aerial combat game along with a couple of colleagues, and called 'Hunt for the Red Baron'. I've always had a soft spot for it, and I've finally got a port of it that runs in the browser; have a look here: tim.aidley.com/projects/hun... Best played with mouse and keyboard
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Hunt for the Red Baron - Resurrected!
Over a period of around 9 months in 1999/2000, I wrote a WWI aerial combat game. You can now play it live in a browser!
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 20/09/2026
no game dev skill is more important than making up your fuckin mind
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 19/09/2026
I think 20yr old me would be pretty pleased, but (and IIRC correctly this might depend on whether it was early or late 20) very concerned that I appeared to be a godless heathen.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 18/09/2026
Petition to add 'What was the first programming language you ever used?' in to the 2030 census
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we need to invent a term for that unsettling feeling when, after years of listening, you finally learn what your favorite podcasters look like
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 14/09/2026
This is good news, but perhaps not for that particular cod, who looks distinctly unhealthly...
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 14/09/2026
This makes me worry somebody is planning to put the Suez Canal out of commission.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 11/09/2026
Whenever someone mentions Charlie Kirk my brain sings it to the Charlie Chalk theme tune. youtu.be/kZOqLaxJVZE
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Charlie Chalk - TV Theme & Intro
YouTube video by Telly Titles
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
well
Steve Jobs, at the introduction of the iPhone in 2007, with a slide that says, "Who wants a stylus?"Apple's promo for the iPhone Duo, showing the device next to the Apple Pencil, its stylus.
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Sarah Ford 🐍🎨🖥️ SleepyTime Holiday @angeloslh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hi! I'm a Freelance Concept/2D/UI Artist & UI Designer in the games industry Buy Pacific Drive! store.steampowered.com/app/1458140/... Wishlist Nightmare Operator! store.steampowered.com/app/2957360/... Poke me for projects big and small Portfolio www.saford.art Enquiries saford@outlook.com
Bsky calling card - Sarah Ford Freelance Concept - 2D - UI

saford.art saford@outlook.com
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 06/09/2026
WHAT
Screenshot of the 38 influential bluesky posters showing nobody has voted for me
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 06/09/2026
I love turkey vultures, but they are so much cooler than I ever realized!
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 29/08/2026
There should be more robots that look like they come from an episode of Rocco's Modern Life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAtz...
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We made a new robot.
YouTube video by Pollen Robotics
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 22/08/2026
I've been somewhat surprised that there is a specific AI art aesthetic (and I feel sorry for genuine artists who had that aesthetic beforehand) Why did AI illustrations settle on that thick outline, overly orange look?
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 21/08/2026
Just wondering - where can one buy a bucket of owls?
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 18/08/2026
I still feel pretty proud of the dishwasher repair I did a couple of years ago
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 17/08/2026
GOD Wordpress is so annoying. To do anything but the very simplest page, you need loads of plugins and it's like pulling teeth getting any of them to work together.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 16/08/2026
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 16/08/2026
A new genre of fesshole confession just dropped
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How did I get into server backend stuff? I used to have a simple static HTML website but some idiot hotlinked an image costing me bandwidth so I learned enough to serve his site's users Goatse and everyone else the legit image. That's how I got started with backend stuff.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 13/08/2026
Is there anything more useless than a Nextdoor earthquake alert?
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 09/08/2026
Reading The Odyssey and suddenly I can't help viewing Odysseus as Clive Pringle from 2003's Monkey Dust: archive.org/details/monk...
archive.org
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 09/08/2026
I'm rereading The Odyssey (The Emily Wilson one this time, it was the Robert Fagles one I read when I was younger), and it still makes me laugh out loud.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 08/08/2026
Software should be 'unleashed'
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 06/08/2026
Oh good, Rod Liddle is dead.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 27/07/2026
I'm darkly amused by the idea that a returning Jesus would wear a tie pin depicting the device used to torture him to death.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 26/07/2026
I really enjoyed playing Halo co-op with my son again, 25 years later, despite us now being in separate continents.
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Omni Man and Invincible are floating in the sky. Two fighter jets are flying nearby. One is labeled "double" and the other is labeled "float". Omni Man is labeled "Mathematicians". Panel 2: Omni Man / Mathematicians turn to Invincible and say "Look what they need to mimic a fraction"
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Ash Pinnick @tvdinnerdev.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Los Angeles folks! Come see my piece in La Luz de Jesus’ annual summer group show! And if you’re so inclined, celebrate with me IRL August 7th at the opening. It’ll be a good time.
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 20/07/2026
This is a picture of me ( holding the map ) in Nigeria in 1982 on a day when the sun was exactly overhead.
Four children out in the midday sun. Ome holds a sign saying April 25th 1982. The next holds a clock showing 12:25. The next ( a very beautiful child who will surely grow up in to a stunningly handsome man ) holds a map of Nigeria. The last child points to Kano in the North of Nigeria with a stick.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 17/07/2026
How come so many songs from the 80s didn't know how to end? Always fading out...
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 15/07/2026
@marthawells.com I am rereading Witch King, and I just wanted to say I love Ramad, and he's very funny.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 14/07/2026
Another day, another recreation.gov email that only shows white people enjoying the outdoors
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Jack Aidley @jackaidley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think we should draw terminology from black magic. Perhaps you evoked it or summoned it like a demon?
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 13/07/2026
If I use AI to vibe code a thing, what's the right way to describe it? To describe myself as having 'made' it feels like overselling my contributions, although I did *cause* it to be made.
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Jess Phillips @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Love Brummie Dad's, my dad once told my husband he was the son he never had.... he has 3 sons.
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 12/07/2026
I don't quite get what's causing the rotation here - was it just badly mounted?
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 12/07/2026
I love waking up to good news
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My admiration for Haarland rises: Norway striker Erling Haaland has added “Braut” to the name on his national team shirt, honoring his mother, Gry Marita Braut, alongside his father, Alf-Inge Haaland. Had to Google it,
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 12/07/2026
Lol, sorry Bluesky 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Tim Aidley @tim.aidley.com · 11/07/2026
Was that The Cable of God?
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