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Vale TimeZombie

@tiiimezombie.bsky.social
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they/any | software engineer | hobbyist game designer | all my recent cool stuff is on tiiimezombie.neocities.org

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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 16h
This is a community note for the ages.
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey. you look bored. wanna check out this funny prank i always pull on the new girls? *turning to the ship controls* computer, show the newest ensign a picture of her biological mother and turn on her butt plug's vibrate function
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Really really good one to receive
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 10h
cleaned the claude ban list last night and it's already up 300 people again, including a few re-bans. i wish every claude user a very eat shit and die
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 10h
"women never contributed anything to science" and then you look under the hood and it's men stealing women's ideas over and over again
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DrippyDreamz @drippydreamz.com · 13h
she is the idealized but corrupted visage of yourself propped up by your own subjects turned zealous worshippers she is a caricature of everything you are she is better than you ever were she is horrifying she is divine she should be pinned beneath you sloppy style
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 11h
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have you seen this? Her name is Snifit, and she's taking over the internet.
Snifit
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🎃 vyraville 🏳️‍⚧️ @vyraville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
help I'm at critical HP and only a kiss from a beautiful maiden whose also a little bit of a freak will save me
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 13h
Theres no time for that! (Slaps your cock out of your hands) We have to stop the alien invasion!
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Letterabcd @letterabcd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIS IS SO FUCKING REAL DUDE REJECT HARRY FRAUDER EMBRACE THE TRUE GOATS
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 23h
A conversation from tumblr that says

"I'm going to get more lashes today"

"Repentant catholics in the 14th century be like"

"Delete this off my post"
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're using an Ai thumbnail to promote your shit Im slamming the Do Not Recommend This Channel. Im already inundated with 700 ads every 30 seconds. You want to post a thumbnail of yourself hanging out with Frankenstein, pay somebody or poorly photoshop that shit together as God intended. lol
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Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm allowed to say youtuber, i'm mixed
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What do we do with Jacob Geller? I have some ideas.
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Dingus @dingitydingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, it smiles! ✨ #peach #nintendo #fanart
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 03/10/2026
hacking your phone so when you say LOL, lmao, lmfao, lol. or hahahaha that it randomly sends a different one than the one you typed
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The post above, but it cuts off after "fuck"
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you are leaving his Patreon I suggest you go and support another marginalized creator that he worked with instead ❤️ That feels pretty restorative.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it pisses me off seeing that sort of thing because wrt geller it is all hypothetical. you don't know what he's done growth and change-wise and anything else, you only have his account of things. the victim obviously isn't obligated to speak up. taking him at his word is very naive
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PorcelainMaid Clips 📦🎀 @porcelainclips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT @porcelainmaid.gg @leeandlie.com Edited by clippyv on X #PorcelainMade #Vtuber
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Vincent // HEARTWORM 📸 THE ATTIC DOOR 🚪 @adinolfi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People are not entitled to having a popular YouTube channel and being denied one isn't a punishment The vast majority of people never get this opportunity. I think it's fine if rapists don't get to have it.
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 03/10/2026
no matter how poor an opinion of myself i may carry in my darkest darkest days i will at the very least be able to look at someone who genuinely, seriously, has spent their weekend looking at a trend called "Malfoid" and know what lesser looks like
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 03/10/2026
A friend of mums, also short like my mum: “Dana how’d you get so tall?” Me: “Spaghettification in a black hole accident” Mum: “a black hole went pasta” Friend of mum’s: *blank stare*
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/09/2023
According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand.
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Babs the Autumnal Shark @hockeybabbler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy fullmetal mean girls day to all who celebrate
Two screenshots, the one on top from mean girls with Cady saying "it's October 3rd" and the bottom from Fullmetal alchemist of the pocket watch with the engraving "don't forget 3.Oct.10"
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GYARU~TAU♪ 🌺🌻 @gyarutau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#flowerytober26 day 3: Voiceline Suckle it up! #deltarune
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Qwepsii @qwepsii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the only #deltarune post that matters actually
Tumblr post by user "abandoned quiche" which states
"imagine ralsei finally comes out as trans and its a big moment and then at the end of the scene starwalker slides on screen and says "I will also            Transition"
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 03/10/2026
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me: there's a transphobic dog in autodaemonophilia chapter 4 readers: huh, neat. [they read the chapter] readers: wow, that dog was transphobic.
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Aika @plushy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@youmou.bsky.social conversation
(Calvin's dad meme:)

Browsing kink art? I'll tell you something interesting.

There's two types of kinks: squeezing, and lack of responsibility.
Vore? Squeezing. Hypno? Responsibility.

"Yeah..."

Inflation? Squeezing. Petrified? Responsibility.
Bondage is both.
AB/DL is one part responsibility and one part squeezing.
Counterintuitively, maids are lack of responsibility.
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
u like tall girls ?
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
and i took the dinner because imagine the advice and experience She could give me
"Would you rather have $500,000 or go for dinner with Handler
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Радиоволна @nradiowave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's interesting is that sometimes you get to wake up in the arms of a beautiful woman.
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miseri @miseri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In Cupid's Bargain, you get to give out amazing love advice to all who desperately needs it 😘 But! Did you know you can use tarot cards if you want a push to the "right" direction. Yes, your eyes may change color and the world around you does get glitchy, but let's ignore that! #screenshotsaturday
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
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RedTheMan | COMMS OPEN @redtheman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
loved Jowol and Haruka's OoT marathon! #PorcelainMade #HarukArt
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 02/10/2026
tall girls are all talk tbh
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Jan van den Hemel @blendersecrets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another quick Loop Tools Curve tip #B3D #Blender #Blender3D
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is (partially) a joke, but more seriously, I have actually found my game designs get better the more I reject conventional wisdom, and explicitly design around my personal strengths I just struggle to give that advice to novices because, weeeeell, your instincts aren't that good yet probably 😭
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WARIOHOUND
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
play 500FF if:
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xrafstar @porpentine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
massive update + sale + stickers store.steampowered.com/news/app/483...
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Money for Girls: Amortized - The Art Dealer Patch - Steam News
Decor and derangement.
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Zoey @vintagezoey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is my 30th birthday. I had my mom give me a new tattoo today and had dinner with my loved ones ☺️💛 been an incredible Day ☺️💛
picture of menew tattoo with the trans symbol and the words my body my Right with flowers growing out of it in blue pink and white
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