Reposted by Devil's AvocadoJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you 4743874
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trans characters in cis-written media be like "when I was young everyone thought I was a Glorbo but I'm actually a Glorbette" 001
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl. 211064175
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoHex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 8778385194
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hate seeing a post with a good kitty attached to a bad take. I wanna like the kitty but can't like the take. Literally just 1984. 000
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/09/2026Most Liberals won’t say this kinda shit about Chile or countries in Africa or any of the other counties we fucked with debt covert ops coups and shock therapy. Russia will never live down its Bolshevik revolution and it will always be held to a different standard for that reason 1234649
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sobbing and crying at a fucking shencomix is where we at in this timeline wow 000
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460351482
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sitting down to take one of those shits and the landlord arrives end me now pls 000
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Drop a THREATstatic.klipy.comNeferpitou's Intense Glare (Hunter x Hunter)Alt: Neferpitou's Intense Glare (Hunter x Hunter) 010
Reposted by Devil's Avocadoburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32527502
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 222670605
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why would Mamdani be banned from 9/11 conmemorations he wasn't even alive when the CIA engineered coup to install a military puppet dictator in Chile so they could pilot test neo-liberalism, while torturing and killing thousands 000
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Takes like "the beatles are ok actually" are trap cards that will be activated when future me wants to become Popestatic.klipy.comYugi Yu-gi-ohAlt: Yugi from Yu-gi-oh activating trap card 000
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Downgrade a movie: The Stony Scare 999 Words Show 000
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Despite their flaws, one thing the beatles understood better than many is that looping Outros need to last a fucking long time (think I Want You or Hey Jude). I will never forgive Fleetwood Mac for cutting The Chain off like that. 010
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoOubao Moin 𓆏𓆌𓆉𓆈𓆚 🇵🇷🇱🇧|🍉🌻🌿 #VivaPuertoRicoLibre @astrophobia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026but the academics concerned with “academic freedom” will not sign any letters for this professor because they’re not a bigot, a rapist or both 0144
Reposted by Devil's Avocadodrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo 168171098
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Its good to share some bad takes in the anonymity of a low follower account specifically to give material to my future enemies if I turn out to want to run for office or something cringe like that 000
Reposted by Devil's Avocadolastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Nothing much to add beyond that I too think Dolly Parton was absolutely wonderful and she'll be missed. 11448
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Support these data centers!!! - that little guy who perches on your shoulders and whispers forbidden knowledge into ur ear 000
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Please there are so many more wonderful worlds out there 010
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoTuring Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴 @dov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I am fundamentally not interested in what Arday did or did not do and I think even participating in that discussion at this level of public uproar is helping the lynch mob. 414814
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 14/08/20261) All bodies of water are sentient 2) El Secreto de sus Ojos (secret if her eyes?) 000
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Probably one of the realest posts i've ever seen 010
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bsky is run by those of us who take screencaps when a post gets 3 likes the site's gonna be fine 010
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Would be cool to have some older family member with a wikipedia page so I could gather round their deathbed crying and then surreptitiously get the world record for changing "is" to "was" 120
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Pisses me off that I can't even be that mad at Nolan cos his Circe was still fucking amazing in her own right. Its just that. You don't take a powerful and strong-willed goddess and adapt her into a crying scared lady without saying something, and he is not putting the work in to say it. 100
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Its just insane to me how comically bad Nolan is at writing women 010
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/08/2026This is crazy lol. I’m slipping a piece of paper with Chinese written on it under a door and someone inside is responding in Chinese with another slip of paper. Whoever’s in there must be a native level Chinese speaker! Well, guess I’ll stop thinking about it now 14862108
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Honestly expected better from any leftist who thinks the Nolan Film is a progressive work just coz some right wing nutjobs hate it. 030
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoLily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 26/07/2026some of you are in problematic gender-gap relationships 521720
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Definitely More True than Not….. 29757821700
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The transgender row is were all my besties are seated at my shows 030
Reposted by Devil's AvocadoActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sternly Stank United States, Census, 1950 0502
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Misread Homeric as Homoerotic and I don't think the sentence changed that much 020
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Actually the main diagnosis for Depression is when you stop saying "Great Minds Think Alike" and replace it with "We Share a Single Braincell" 020
Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I don't thing the US can move forward until its common fucking knowledge that the Founding Fathers and that atrocious "sculpture" are an integral part of how, why, and what Trump is. 021