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Devil's Avocado

@thymecat.bsky.social
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Tiny cat who does sillies Chilean, '97, they/them 🐈 Decolonization, cats, nonsense, potential epitaphs, queer stuff, some 'tism, and maybe the worst takes on media u've read in ur life

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trans characters in cis-written media be like "when I was young everyone thought I was a Glorbo but I'm actually a Glorbette"
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hate seeing a post with a good kitty attached to a bad take. I wanna like the kitty but can't like the take. Literally just 1984.
Striped gray cat sat atop a bunch of pillows on top of a red wooden box. 
A bookshelf in the background
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/09/2026
Most Liberals won’t say this kinda shit about Chile or countries in Africa or any of the other counties we fucked with debt covert ops coups and shock therapy. Russia will never live down its Bolshevik revolution and it will always be held to a different standard for that reason
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sobbing and crying at a fucking shencomix is where we at in this timeline wow
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sitting down to take one of those shits and the landlord arrives end me now pls
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Drop a THREAT
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Neferpitou's Intense Glare (Hunter x Hunter)
Alt: Neferpitou's Intense Glare (Hunter x Hunter)
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yea like lets not lose sight of this pls
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NEVER FORGET
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why would Mamdani be banned from 9/11 conmemorations he wasn't even alive when the CIA engineered coup to install a military puppet dictator in Chile so they could pilot test neo-liberalism, while torturing and killing thousands
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Following Will Stancil just to feel something
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Takes like "the beatles are ok actually" are trap cards that will be activated when future me wants to become Pope
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Yugi Yu-gi-oh
Alt: Yugi from Yu-gi-oh activating trap card
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The Stony Scare 999 Words Show
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me every day if I had a car
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 27/08/2026
*taps sign*
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Despite their flaws, one thing the beatles understood better than many is that looping Outros need to last a fucking long time (think I Want You or Hey Jude). I will never forgive Fleetwood Mac for cutting The Chain off like that.
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Oubao Moin 𓆏𓆌𓆉𓆈𓆚 🇵🇷🇱🇧|🍉🌻🌿 #VivaPuertoRicoLibre @astrophobia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
but the academics concerned with “academic freedom” will not sign any letters for this professor because they’re not a bigot, a rapist or both
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Its good to share some bad takes in the anonymity of a low follower account specifically to give material to my future enemies if I turn out to want to run for office or something cringe like that
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nothing much to add beyond that I too think Dolly Parton was absolutely wonderful and she'll be missed.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Support these data centers!!! - that little guy who perches on your shoulders and whispers forbidden knowledge into ur ear
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Please there are so many more wonderful worlds out there
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am fundamentally not interested in what Arday did or did not do and I think even participating in that discussion at this level of public uproar is helping the lynch mob.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
1) All bodies of water are sentient 2) El Secreto de sus Ojos (secret if her eyes?)
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Probably one of the realest posts i've ever seen
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bsky is run by those of us who take screencaps when a post gets 3 likes the site's gonna be fine
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Would be cool to have some older family member with a wikipedia page so I could gather round their deathbed crying and then surreptitiously get the world record for changing "is" to "was"
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pisses me off that I can't even be that mad at Nolan cos his Circe was still fucking amazing in her own right. Its just that. You don't take a powerful and strong-willed goddess and adapt her into a crying scared lady without saying something, and he is not putting the work in to say it.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Its just insane to me how comically bad Nolan is at writing women
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/08/2026
This is crazy lol. I’m slipping a piece of paper with Chinese written on it under a door and someone inside is responding in Chinese with another slip of paper. Whoever’s in there must be a native level Chinese speaker! Well, guess I’ll stop thinking about it now
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Honestly expected better from any leftist who thinks the Nolan Film is a progressive work just coz some right wing nutjobs hate it.
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Korlis @korl.is · 28/07/2026
"Hello, Human Resources?!" Meme

'Know the work rules'
Appropriate: A dapper man points at a woman in a cubicle and says, "Pretend to boycott Sony over discs?". She responds "Awww, you're sweet."

Inappropriate: A caricatured nerd in a sweater vest asks the same woman, "Actually boycott Microsoft over genocide?", and she's on the phone to HR.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dios santo porfavor
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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 26/07/2026
some of you are in problematic gender-gap relationships
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Definitely More True than Not…..
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The transgender row is were all my besties are seated at my shows
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sternly Stank United States, Census, 1950
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Misread Homeric as Homoerotic and I don't think the sentence changed that much
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Actually the main diagnosis for Depression is when you stop saying "Great Minds Think Alike" and replace it with "We Share a Single Braincell"
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don't thing the US can move forward until its common fucking knowledge that the Founding Fathers and that atrocious "sculpture" are an integral part of how, why, and what Trump is.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wait a minute...
A three-panel comic. In the first panel, a man folds his arms. Text reads: "I'd love to see a shifty dog".

In the second panel, the man shrugs and says, "but they don't exist". A dog is passing behind him.

In the third panel, the dog from the previous panel has just passed the man. They turn to look at other suspiciously.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is the only football content I care about
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