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Devil's Avocado

@thymecat.bsky.social
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Tiny cat who does sillies Chilean, '97, they/them 🐈 Decolonization, cats, nonsense, potential epitaphs, queer stuff, some 'tism, and maybe the worst takes on media u've read in ur life

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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hate seeing a post with a good kitty attached to a bad take. I wanna like the kitty but can't like the take. Literally just 1984.
Striped gray cat sat atop a bunch of pillows on top of a red wooden box. 
A bookshelf in the background
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The two genders
Screenshot of two bluesky posts, on after the other
1) Lily Alexandre: two beautiful women are having sex in their car outside my house. this is the greatest city in the world

2) drilbot: beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Iconic scene from Kubrick's "The Shining".
A woman (Shelley DuVall) looking down with horror at a piece of paper.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oooop good thing i did it also just in case
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tragic
Screenshot of Bsky "post not found" banner
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ig its time to bust out this thing I made for the elections 2 years ago
A caption: "Labor Manifesto Cover normally:"
Underneath:
The Labour Manifesto cover showing Keir Starmer in black and white, with red bold text to his left with the word "Change".Caption: "Labor Manifesto after I transition:"
The image is the same as the former, but with the text now reading "change back"
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
So are we thinking murder suspect or ghost
Zoom in of photo shared above, centering on a man looking through the window
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
How about you pick a fight with a functionally nonexistant account instead huh
Big tap feeding water to big person, small person drinking the drops that spill out meme.

On tap: "debate clout"
On big person: "jtp"
On small person: "us nobodies"
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I was working on this a while ago but it seems I have to go back to drafting, ffs
A 3×3 graph, showing "funtion purist/neutral/radical" for columns, and "form purist/neutral/radical" for rows.
Function Purist: "a parry must give a meaningful offensive advantage if successful"
Function Neutral: "a parry provides solid defense if successful"
Function Radical: "a parry is any successful reaction to an attack"

Form Purist: "a parry involves deflecting weaponry with your own"
Form Neutral: "a parry is the risky interruption of an attack"
Form radical: "a parry is any high skill defensive maneuver"

In the boxes,  top down and left to right are assigned:  sekiro - shield block -  silksong nine sols queen's gambit decline - squid game slapgate - ratioing someone - dark souls roll - a fever
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Tweet that says "nice argument. However i have already portrayed myself as the sleek FDR bullet train and you as the seething coal locomotive".
Under, an image of cartoon trains with faces, as described above.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Crying at how beautiful she is
Gray striped cat on her back enjoying spring leaves and shade
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Meme in two panels, titled CIA agents in 1964 and 2024 respectively.
1964 shows the CIA plotting to kill Castro by making him sign sm with his poison pen.
2024 shows them at the computer making inflammatory statements to cause leftist infighting, in this case saying that the phrase working class is ableist.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
crazy how you can just post this image and instantly win any argument
Fighter plane sketch with red dots all over. Image commonly used to explain survivorship bias.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Ngl I can't stop cackling at this
News title reading "Claude can now create and edit files"
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Like, this is a solid shitpost. And with that context, the above shitpost is also pretty funny, it just doesn't cross over the line for it to be clearly identified as such.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
BBC in the "washing their hands of blood" era
Screenshot of a BBC article with a video (unseen) captioned "how did gaza get to the brink of starvation?" As if the bbc wasn't directly responsible for that.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Is this one of those coincidences the folks here have been going on about or is there mischief about
Two consecutive Bluesky posts.
First is the strip the comment is made on.
Second is tobyfox's post about the 10 year anniversary of Undertale, where he asks for people to submit memories.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Ive seen lots of "boycott lists" claiming to be part of the BDS movement. This image right here shows what brands the BDS movement is boycotting. ONLY the Brands at the top (priority boycott) are the brands you have to **actively** avoid. I strongly suggest checking their website: bdsmovement.net
BDS boycott list.
Priority targets: Chevron, Caltex, Texaco, intel, Dell, Siemens, HP, XBOX, Carrefour, AXA, Reebok, sodastream, Disney+, ReMax

Pressure targets:
Google, amazon, airbnb, expedia, teva, Booking.com

Organic boycotts:
McDonalds, Cocacola, Dominos, Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Wix
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I saw this today lmao
Tag on a shirt.
Above, in bright yellow, the word "CHASER".
Bellow, in red, "For your hands only, BEWARE"
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
STING AINT SHIT
Part of the Lyrics for the song sos by Blusteer:

It’s always on christmas island
In the sense that it sucks and you’re surrounded by
People that you want to see once a year at most
And they ask about my finger
And they KNOW WHAT FUCKIN HAPPENED

Here’s a secret about christmas island:
There’s a murderer on christmas island and i know who it is
Everyone who hasn’t doing their chores
Is gonna get a bullet to the back of the head

I hate this stupid fuckin’ island
I hate this stupid fuckin’ island
But the SOS has gone unaddressed
I wonder who I’ll have to murder next
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Me trying to get everyone I know into woe.begone #w.bg #woe.begone
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
My bank just released its newest "AI Assistant" and they literally named it Ava. The fact they watched Ex-Machina and had that be their takeaway tells you everything you need to know about the pple working on this tech.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I have nothing but #woe.begone in my brain.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Feel like I should put you two in contacf
Two consecutive Bluesky posts. First one is a description of how the poster found their wallet in their jacket. Second is a poster saying they lost their wallet.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I am sorry but the Lascaux Cave Paintings were AI generated :(
Lascaux Cave Painting, depicting two animals (possibly a bull and a horse), with three green circles drawn on top.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Did a lot better than me uwu
A bingo card for the podcast woe.begone, episode 204
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
There is too much woe.begonnery in my soul send help #w.bg #woe.begone
Image is of the common meme where Calvin's dad explains that a certai  group can be divided in two categories.
In this case, the category "woe.begone villains" is divided in Ty Betteridge or Eagle.
HJH? Ty Betteridge
Cannonball? Eagle
Nobody? Ty Betteridge
Lieutenant? Eagle
Despite being Ty Betteridge, Evil Ty is Eagle.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"There are only two genders" ok what the fuck is then
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
's been a long week
A black cat sitting next to an open bottle of beer, looking to its left. They on the street, on top of an unknown white surface a meter or so above the ground.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Every day is #Caturday Cats don't know the days of the week. We only know miau miau prrr prrr hot churu and eep.
A white and orange cat peeks over an open book, looking at the reader. Behind, daylight comes through the windows and a painting can be seen.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When ur a cat. Every. Day. Is. #Caturday.
Gray striped cat standinh next to a cd box of the Tool album "Lateralus". A bed can be seen on the background.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Me after losing at Uno for the 5000th time just needing a soft forehead kiss before sleepy time
Luffy from One Piece, kneeling and  covered in bandages screaming "I'm still so weak"
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
U rn
Photo of a man holding two envelopes, one red one blue. The scene is from the first episode of Squid Game, where a man apporaches the protagonist in the metro.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Please just make it stooppppp
Meme template showing character Kilgrave (David Tennant) intensely staring at character Jessica Jones (Krysten Ritter). 
Floating text on Jones says "the rest of the fucking world", whilst floating text on Kilgrave says "whites posting about how they decolonized thanksgiving".
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I know I keep calling her Cat but sometimes I wonder if she isn't a bnuy
Gray Striped Cay lying on a green and blue crossed surface, with its feet curled up.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Cat when the bsky app asks "What's up?"
A Gray striped Cat lies against a wall looking up. Slightly covering her is a branch with lilac blossom.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Should I bring all the #Community memes I had on fb here? Also #FullMetalAlchemist a nice good vibes meme :3
Two panels depicting a scene from Community s6e3, where Frankie asks the Dean if the school gave a degree to a dog.
Here, the dialogue is shown as "Did we give sentience and language to a dog?", and the Dean's face is replaced with that of Shou Tucker from Full Metal Alchemist.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I wonder if there is still a Community niche to be built here
Scene from the show Community where Annie sings to Jeff asking him to explain how Christmas works, while wearing "sexy santa" clothes. The text is changed from Christmas to Bluesky.
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This #Cat should get some sort of prize (I give her prizes all the time but have been accused of nepotism) #CatPics
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
More #CatTax
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Devil's Avocado @thymecat.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Go to sleep
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