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TrashBaby

@thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social
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Chaos magix, because attention spans and holy accouterment are expensive. Find me on the fedi @ThriftstoreBarbie@pagan.plus

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Idavox @idavox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nick Bougas – AKA A. Wyatt Mann – ROT IN HELL! Finally! Someone dies that no one will miss!
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Nick Bougas – AKA A. Wyatt Mann – ROT IN HELL!
Finally! Someone dies that no one will miss!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026
this is how my cat reacts whenever i start bringing him his food he’s insane
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why does this keep happening!? It's simply not acceptable.
Scene: A wide-eyed young otter named Steve presses its head and front paws against a large log in a softly lit, natural setting, photographed in a realistic wildlife style.  
Baked-in text: “BREAKING NEWS: Log causes inconvenience for small water sausage.”
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So far we're still alive, about 5 inches tall, third set of true leaves
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
WE ARE COP ROCK WE ARE SCREECH, WE ARE Z CAVARICCHI!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm weirdly happy People decided to publish this article. this lady got very close to the peak and decided to turn back because she wasn't totally confident in her technical ability. That's praiseworthy wisdom, and a good example for others. share.google/d8Xi4aZ8aKkW...
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Hiker Forced to Make Impossible Decision Just 405 Feet from Grand Teton’s Summit. Now She’s Issuing a Warning to Fellow Climbers (Exclusive)
After stopping just 405 feet below Grand Teton’s summit, a 25-year-old climber whose emotional TikTok struck a chord with millions tells PEOPLE why she chose safety over the summit and why she’d make ...
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is known as the mother of all dances
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Robert Evans reading the Trib was not on my niche bingo card
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hear me out, we hire a saxophone busker and 30 sporty teens and go down to the reflecting pool...
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City Mouse Garden @citymousegarden.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mr. CMG snapped this shot of one of our neighbor bunnies yesterday just living its best life stretched out in the sun in the neighbor’s grass. Completely unimpressed by the scent of all the resident dogs. #gardening #ecosystem #wildlife #nature #UrbsInHorto #Chicago 🌱
A brown wild cottontail bun just chilling and beating the heat in the cool grass next door yesterday which made it impossible to get our Cattle Dog to focus on anything else but sniff & hunt not zoomies when we took her over their to play last night.
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Plz tell me he's getting destroyed in the replies
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Alex says "it's so embarassing asking another adult to play catch with you, I have resorted to tricking men on Grindr." Her friend looks on with concern. Cut to Alex in a grassy field playinf catch with a disappinted looking man. Alex looks ecstatic. The man prepares to throw and asks Alex "Hey... Are you gonna blow me?" Alex says "soon, soon... after we do some grounder drills."
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Aaaaand, what do I do with myself now? I think I've had enough internet tonight
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It's known as the mother of all dances.
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I mean, isn't that the reason you get a dog?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Mr. De Niro has some very strong opinions.
"My grandkids
taught me about
Pokemon. hate
that shit. We
wouldve lost the
war if Japan had
those devilS. Ban
that shit before
it's too late.'

-Robert De Niro
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Market closes on 4:30 on Friday and doesn't open until 9am Monday. Maybe he put in an order? But also he has a shitty track record on this front
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Focus groups ruin everything.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/11/2025
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Bundayposting I can't explain this behavior. You'll have to ask her why she's in the kennel.
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This one is gonna give someone an aneurysm
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
(To point to the obvious, the people who say that shit don't like that they've burned everyone in driving distance and now have to fly a team to Honduras to hire people. They want to abuse people, they're mad they have to pay for background checks, visa processors, and housing to do it)
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Real talk, people who say that shit don't work in the sectors that use H2B labor. It costs more to hire H2B than a national citizen. The reason these companies have to resort to this is bc their structure is so toxic that no one within a 20 mi radius wants to work for them. -your ag friend
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Here's the thing to know. That photo will get leaked. It absolutely will. Maybe not before his death, but it will. And there will be memes of it.
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Headline: " Harvard Astronomer Says..." Is it Avi Loeb???
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I really wish they would quit acting like Avi Loeb isn't a jackhole
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Alex says I'm actually really sad that I'm probably never gonna have kids..." Her friend says "you'll feel better at the David Lynch retrospective." They watch the Eraserhead baby wheeze. Alex, tearfully bursts out "God, I wanna be a mom."
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
@yaramarud.bsky.social
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Today's upset was not on my bingo card
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
An adorable raccoon.
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
That sounds like an ancient god
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 14/11/2025
Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants (WOULD watch) #filmswithonelettermissing #HashtagGames
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Pittsburgh area is not known for pleasant walks. Betting the street demanded him on the ground.
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Right?! Why does this guy look 50?!
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
A lot of people assume it's in France, but they're wrong.
The Tour de
France is
held in
Malaysia.
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Melissa Love @gnome-and-tonic.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Not sure who needs to hear this but for those of us who don't have a bath tub: You can make a strong tea out of the same herbs and pour it over yourself in the shower, after drinking a cup beforehand. A lot of times I pour it over my hair as well. This soaks the inside and out. #WitchMadness #Witch
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I recently learned of an ancient festival where ecstatic devotees would castrate themselves and hurl it at a home. The home owner would then be obligated to procure the devotee a wardrobe... If you hit my house with your severed dick, I promise I'll take you shopping.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A lot of people think it would be cool to hang out with Henry Cavill but it's really not. He always reaches over while I'm driving and honks the horn. When I tell him to stop he just laughs and says "Honky Cavill".
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Nobody Nursery @nobodynursery.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A surprising non-native that is often seen grown for ecologically-minded plantings is Plantago lanceolata (narrow-leaf plantain). The reason for this is that Plantago is the primary host for the endangered Euphydryas editha ssp. taylori (Taylor’s checkerspot butterfly).
Euphrydryas editha ssp. taylori on a yellow composite, with photo credit of "iNaturalist: 66dodge"Euphrydryas editha ssp. taylori on low vegetation, with photo credit of "iNaturalist: 66dodge"
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My opinion on covers, the more divergent the better
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Face + scent
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Gare Davis @bishonentype.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Wow you look just like a [flips through advanced flirting index] death note character
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The bird says, "Prosecute ICE" @imadifferentbird.northsky.social · 10/11/2025
Finally, a political cause I can believe in.
A bumper sticker that reads, "Make Minnesota Bigger" and shows a map of the US with Minnesota enlarged to cover much of the Midwest.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A woman invites Alex into her apartment and says "I'm so glad you finally came over! You get to meet my fur baby." She holds up the fur baby which is a humanoid infant entirely covered in hair including on it's sunken eyes and mouth. Alex nervously asks "uh, who's the father?" The other woman leans in and responds "FUR."
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Rightfully
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This one gave me an eye twitch
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
They're doing their best, they have such tiny hands
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@cmnpod.bsky.social
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