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TrashBaby

@thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social
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Chaos magix, because attention spans and holy accouterment are expensive. Find me on the fedi @ThriftstoreBarbie@pagan.plus

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Idavox @idavox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nick Bougas – AKA A. Wyatt Mann – ROT IN HELL! Finally! Someone dies that no one will miss!
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Nick Bougas – AKA A. Wyatt Mann – ROT IN HELL!
Finally! Someone dies that no one will miss!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026
this is how my cat reacts whenever i start bringing him his food he’s insane
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why does this keep happening!? It's simply not acceptable.
Scene: A wide-eyed young otter named Steve presses its head and front paws against a large log in a softly lit, natural setting, photographed in a realistic wildlife style.  
Baked-in text: “BREAKING NEWS: Log causes inconvenience for small water sausage.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm weirdly happy People decided to publish this article. this lady got very close to the peak and decided to turn back because she wasn't totally confident in her technical ability. That's praiseworthy wisdom, and a good example for others. share.google/d8Xi4aZ8aKkW...
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Hiker Forced to Make Impossible Decision Just 405 Feet from Grand Teton’s Summit. Now She’s Issuing a Warning to Fellow Climbers (Exclusive)
After stopping just 405 feet below Grand Teton’s summit, a 25-year-old climber whose emotional TikTok struck a chord with millions tells PEOPLE why she chose safety over the summit and why she’d make ...
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is known as the mother of all dances
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hear me out, we hire a saxophone busker and 30 sporty teens and go down to the reflecting pool...
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City Mouse Garden @citymousegarden.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mr. CMG snapped this shot of one of our neighbor bunnies yesterday just living its best life stretched out in the sun in the neighbor’s grass. Completely unimpressed by the scent of all the resident dogs. #gardening #ecosystem #wildlife #nature #UrbsInHorto #Chicago 🌱
A brown wild cottontail bun just chilling and beating the heat in the cool grass next door yesterday which made it impossible to get our Cattle Dog to focus on anything else but sniff & hunt not zoomies when we took her over their to play last night.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Alex says "it's so embarassing asking another adult to play catch with you, I have resorted to tricking men on Grindr." Her friend looks on with concern. Cut to Alex in a grassy field playinf catch with a disappinted looking man. Alex looks ecstatic. The man prepares to throw and asks Alex "Hey... Are you gonna blow me?" Alex says "soon, soon... after we do some grounder drills."
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It's known as the mother of all dances.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Mr. De Niro has some very strong opinions.
"My grandkids
taught me about
Pokemon. hate
that shit. We
wouldve lost the
war if Japan had
those devilS. Ban
that shit before
it's too late.'

-Robert De Niro
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Focus groups ruin everything.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/11/2025
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Bundayposting I can't explain this behavior. You'll have to ask her why she's in the kennel.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Here's the thing to know. That photo will get leaked. It absolutely will. Maybe not before his death, but it will. And there will be memes of it.
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Headline: " Harvard Astronomer Says..." Is it Avi Loeb???
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Alex says I'm actually really sad that I'm probably never gonna have kids..." Her friend says "you'll feel better at the David Lynch retrospective." They watch the Eraserhead baby wheeze. Alex, tearfully bursts out "God, I wanna be a mom."
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Today's upset was not on my bingo card
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
An adorable raccoon.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 14/11/2025
Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants (WOULD watch) #filmswithonelettermissing #HashtagGames
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
A lot of people assume it's in France, but they're wrong.
The Tour de
France is
held in
Malaysia.
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Melissa Love @gnome-and-tonic.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Not sure who needs to hear this but for those of us who don't have a bath tub: You can make a strong tea out of the same herbs and pour it over yourself in the shower, after drinking a cup beforehand. A lot of times I pour it over my hair as well. This soaks the inside and out. #WitchMadness #Witch
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I recently learned of an ancient festival where ecstatic devotees would castrate themselves and hurl it at a home. The home owner would then be obligated to procure the devotee a wardrobe... If you hit my house with your severed dick, I promise I'll take you shopping.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A lot of people think it would be cool to hang out with Henry Cavill but it's really not. He always reaches over while I'm driving and honks the horn. When I tell him to stop he just laughs and says "Honky Cavill".
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Nobody Nursery @nobodynursery.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A surprising non-native that is often seen grown for ecologically-minded plantings is Plantago lanceolata (narrow-leaf plantain). The reason for this is that Plantago is the primary host for the endangered Euphydryas editha ssp. taylori (Taylor’s checkerspot butterfly).
Euphrydryas editha ssp. taylori on a yellow composite, with photo credit of "iNaturalist: 66dodge"Euphrydryas editha ssp. taylori on low vegetation, with photo credit of "iNaturalist: 66dodge"
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Face + scent
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Gare Davis @bishonentype.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Wow you look just like a [flips through advanced flirting index] death note character
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The bird says, "Prosecute ICE" @imadifferentbird.northsky.social · 10/11/2025
Finally, a political cause I can believe in.
A bumper sticker that reads, "Make Minnesota Bigger" and shows a map of the US with Minnesota enlarged to cover much of the Midwest.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A woman invites Alex into her apartment and says "I'm so glad you finally came over! You get to meet my fur baby." She holds up the fur baby which is a humanoid infant entirely covered in hair including on it's sunken eyes and mouth. Alex nervously asks "uh, who's the father?" The other woman leans in and responds "FUR."
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Principia Discordia @principiadiscordia.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Alt-text: A black-and-white cartoon parodying Gary Larson’s classic “Cow Tools.” A cow wearing a bishop’s mitre and a pendant labeled “TILT” stands before a yin-yang–style Sacred Chao symbol. On the table are Discordian relics: a golden apple inscribed “ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΙ,” a block labeled “15 TONS FLAX,” and two strange, spiky staff-like objects. In the background, the All-Seeing Eye shines atop a pyramid. Caption: “Sacred Chao tools.” The piece playfully fuses Larson’s surreal humor with Discordian chaos mysticism. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I love seahorses.
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GeekFTW 🇨🇦 @geekftw.myatproto.social · 09/11/2025
#meme #memes
when its the first sunday in november

"have you said your goodbyes to the light?" -lestat
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Alex lies down on a table clutching her knees to her chest. She says "this is my first time getting my butt waxed." The butt wax technician, armed with a waxy tongue depressor says "Talking actually helps if you're nervous." Mildly reticent, Alex says "uh... you see that World Series Game 7?" We switch to Alex's POV. A SSHRIIP sound emanates from between her legs. A small cloth covers her nethers. The technician's face pops up between her legs with a hairy strip. The technician says "yeah, fuckin' brutal, dude."
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This is good to know.
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Steel City Food Not Bombs @pghfnb.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
tomorrow!
Mr Roboto Project: Food Not Bombs benefit show! $10 NOTAFLOF, Sunday November 9, Doors 6pm Music 7pm, Masks Required, Bands: Hotdog Water, Trailing Iris, Wild Magic, No Jane, Monstertruck Firetruck
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 08/11/2025
"Tell it to the bees" Don't worry about the ants. They already know.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/11/2025
Hannah Pike, 27, died Monday after learning it was indeed that kind of cult.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
White House Honors Dick Cheney With a 21-Gun-To-The-Face Salute thehardtimes.net/breaking/whi...
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White House Honors Dick Cheney With a 21-Gun-To-The-Face Salute
“We are paying tribute to the third greatest vice president in American history the only way we know how,” said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. “As a man whose legacy involved using the ...
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Pittsburghers, Playboy Manbaby is coming to town
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Every day I walk into a staff kitchen without snacks is a reminder that it's Cheshvan
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
Elaine with Seinfeld with a mouthful of foam
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-an…
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I come from a shitty blighted Texas suburb where the most of the kids who didn't go to jail were recruited into the Marines. Not Army or Navy, only good enough for the meat grinder. The next likely outcome was the Halliburton plant. My hometown was eaten alive by Cheney and the Republicans.
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