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Chaos Magick News

@cmnpod.bsky.social
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Chaos Magick News is "The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa" You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews

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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ever consider that the popularity of Lovecraftian entities in "Real Occultism" stems from the desire for a devil in a secular age? If you don't have a soul that can be damned you can at least settle for a Cthulhu or Nyralythotep who threatens your sanity.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#burroughs #Williamsburroughs #cutup #collage #westernlands #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All the Ganesha memes now that Chaturthi is over
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New episode on YouTube Spotify RSS and more #cryptid #ufo #johnkeel #lochness #disclosure #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ey wise guy, alls I'm sayin is you give a couple "Om Gam Ganapataye Namah"s and maybe this whole problem goes away. Capisce?
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You start understanding why so many of these lineages would keep their images secret. Because this image of Ganapati Ragavajra is beautiful and loaded with important esoteric symbolism... But monkey brain sees it and goes
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ganesha is great for a lot of reasons but one thing is he's a relatable god. Big head? Me too. Loves sweets? Same buddy. Trying to solve everybody's problems? You already know it.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Ganesha Chaturthi #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast #flock #ganesha
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Covers for fake occult books #26 100% this one would be 9 chapters of restating "As Above So Below" and "IDK, Just Think Positive"
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Really convinced Vance doesn't believe any of the nonsense he says but knows it's the only way he gets a headline
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#fakenews #lakeontario #kabbalah #trump #sephirot #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry we haven't posted in a bit. Had a flashback to the time somebody posted about having spent money on occult books instead of food like it was flex... Then the author of one of the books showed up in the comments mad that we said you can't pirate a sandwich. So anyway, Online Occultism is great
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be," - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. #discordianism #eris #harvey #chaosmagick #friday
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Warning: If you charge Moon water during a lunar eclipse it'll taste like it came from the garden hose. No one can explain why
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the pitfalls in CM especially with beginners is emphasizing gnosis and altered states as "mental stuff" forgetting we experience radical changes of consciousness going through our day to day particularly by the physical environment & activity we engage in. Your hand & brain are connected
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Explaining to Gnostics that their "Pleroma" is actually an imperfect emanation of "Big Tony" the true Creator who thought it was funny cause it sounds like aroma
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Explaining to Gnostics that their "Pleroma" is actually an imperfect emanation of "Big Tony" the true Creator who thought it was funny cause it sounds like aroma
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Our particular niche of occult social media is funny. You wake up to a handful of new followers and it's Witchy girl, Edgy Satanist, username that spells Chaos with a K, Leftist Shitposter, the business page for a BBQ joint 3 states away, 2 reincarnations of Crowley and then this guy...
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
These stupid Bible Belters really told us Yu-Gi-Oh was Occult. Ridiculous... Yu-Gi-Oh:
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Lachan @majokkid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s me! 🫣
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Operation Octarine @operationoctarine.org · 13/08/2026
When Kennedy’s not working on his podcast, Chaos Magick News, he has been instrumental in making sure our message is getting out there! He’ll be challenging the notion of chaos magic as ‘result based’ magic during his talk, Pragmatic Magic! #operationoctarine #chaosky #occultsky #witchsky
On an opalescent multicolored background, white translucent text boxes with black text read the following text introducing one of our organizers, s.m. Kennedy:

‘s.m. KENNEDY
Organizer and Presenter, he/him

s.m. Kennedy is a working class chaos magician, occulture commentator and occasional gonzo journalist from the deep south. Their interests include the influence of philosophical pragmatism on occultism, embodiment in magical practice, and making people laugh about the spooky things we're into. 

They have dedicated the last four years to their podcast Chaos Magick News, a comedic and sometimes insightful look at occultism and current events from an occult perspective, with their best friend, Cohost and a ragtag band of wonderful chaotes who put up with them. They also like sports, kitties and jazz.’
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you heard the Peter Carroll special you might remember us talking about Epoch and the Portals of Chaos Deck. CoHost insatiable urge for odd looking Oracle decks has scored another purchase. We said it was pretty ugly on the show but sitting with them is slowly winning us over. #chaosmagick #tarot
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
New episode out on streaming services #ufo #gulfbreeze #mitchmcconnell #headlines #paranormal #spirituality #spiritism #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast #conspiracy #illuminati #disclosure #uap #remoteviewing #psychic
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Steven Forrest controversy isn't surprising for its content, there are lots of woo woos with truly awful ideas, but most of them are aware enough to not say it into a microphone and stick it online?
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Seeing all the hoopla now might be a good time for the unscrupulous among you to go on Etsy selling "Pre SpaceX Crash Moon Water" tell em that Elon ruined its energetic body and now only the vintage stuff is safe.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lovecraft was ultimately unhappy with early attempts at comic adaptations of his work
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A CMN classic
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Online Occultism is trying to have grounded nuanced and self aware discussion of fringe ideas and then the algorithm smashing one of these over your head.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
New interview out now on streaming platforms #chaosmagicknews #thelema #crowely #aleistercrowley #petercarroll #peterjcarroll #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
EP 72, Say the most obvious thing that'll happen and it's like predicting the future. #trump #reflectingpool #antifa #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
EP 72 CoHost has some thoughts on Alan Moore's criticism of Chaos Magick #alanmoore #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of the most useless phrases that come up in woo woo conversations "uuuh occult means hidden" and? Chalupa means boat, but you know damn well what I'm ordering cause you work at the Taco Bell not Bass Pro Shop. Also don't forget my fire sauces
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You can't have anything resembling a fair democratic process while this type of wealth exists. It's only ever been used to undermine the political process further and further.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
CMN Doing 2-3 hour episodes constantly: No you don't understand, it's for your own good. We're practically a public service.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Do Alan Moore and Grant Morrison hate each other? And is it a hair thing? EP 72 Chaos Magick News, Find Out #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #alanmoore #grantmorrison #chaosky #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Don't know who needs to hear this today but remember if you do magick and a god angel ghost archetype or 6ft rabbit tells you something you don't have to take it as gospel literal or even seriously. There's no reason to think the "astral realm" is any less populated with bad take bozos than here.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A beautiful sentiment
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New Episode out now on streaming platforms #grantmorrison #alanmoore #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you or a loved one was a "Daughter of the Witches They could not burn" you may have been unknowingly exposed to asbestos & entitled to financial compensation.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We've never felt us being comedic entertainers detracted from our strong convictions and ideas we felt were important to Occultism. When you see how many deeply unserious people are peddling nonsense under a veneer of solemn poise and self importance you just wanna start telling knock knock jokes.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Has any of the lunatic fringe suggested that they somehow drained Lindsey Grahams life force to bring back Mitch McConnell? And if not what are they even good for at this point?
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Found this old meme we made and now we're thinking. All you "meme magick" types. Is making somebody the soyjak like a curse for y'all?
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Whether it's this or people who think the Archons are leaving secret messages in the Simpsons or your witch homie's warnings of 3 fold or karmic backlash one of the first steps in establishing "spiritual" control begins with seeding "spiritual" paranoia.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What's the last tangible result you've gotten from your magick practice?
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#mitchmcconnell #headlines #republican #ouija #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Next time somebody tries to talk to you about "shadow work" hit them with a couple of these and remember Jung slept with his patients.
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Many of the founding fathers were Freemasons, they understood occult concepts of polarity and alchemical theory. It was built into the bedrock of our nation. For example, on the 4th we have a HOT dog and a COLD beer and thus internalize the process of resolving opposites. Happy Birthday America
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Chaos Magick News @cmnpod.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Would you eat bread made from iceman guts? How about a beer? #beer #iceman #otzi #curse #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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