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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
![[A map of Europe overlaid with translucent red, orange, and purple latitudinal bands. The bands are labeled with major Canadian cities (Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver, Montreal & Ottawa, Toronto) along their equivalent European latitudes.]
Unknown user on Reddit: "This map shows the latitudes of Canada's 6 large cities (metro area has at least a million people) as transposed on a map of Europe. Canada is way further south than many people think!"
Unknown user: "I get what you are going for, but this map looks more like Santa has acquired medium range ballistic missiles, and has decided Europe has been very very naughty."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiccxh5gcxpewu2pepo332beacaifq5fe4vccpm42voigocu5yqeeq)
![Dr. Sarah McAnulty (sarahmackattack) on Tumblr "Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks."
[2 Images: Left: The squid is reddish-brown. Right: The squid has camouflaged itself to resemble a textured gray rock.]
poetic-irony replies: "my naem is skwid
i am not fish.
i mite be sick
so im in dish.
the doctor touch
it give me shock.
i do not trust
so now im rock"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiekgw6udkldysml64mxektnzj3mnwcnrrpbdcaje7q7joy6bxwgwu)
