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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Noel may look annoyed but inside he knows she's the one

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Betty Boop is not involved, so in my opinion 2nd most ill advised

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For a very brief second I thought another hand was coming out of his ass

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You forgot to post Horny on Main, common mistake these days

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dude on the left needs his computer checked yesterday

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The world would have been better if his dad cranked on out in the shower instead of sleeping with his mother the night he was convinced

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We used to be able to call JG Wentworth and get our money now

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you and the boys finish a long day of work at the Betsy Ross Museum and go down to Gay Hooters for some ice cold Zima and hot Ghazi wings but they're closed for Awareness of Food Loss and Waste Day.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Curb Your Enthusiasm music steadily increasing

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Her father should have jerked that load onto the bathroom floor

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine telling yourself in 2008 QB at Houston shattering NCAA records is going to win the Bears a game in Primetime as the 3rd stringer, and it won't even cause a Starting QB controversy.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reading this list made my nipples incredibly hard

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I beg Dems to take this with both hands and absolutely bludgeon the GOP until the election on every single front

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hope she gets laughed at every time she steps in public for the rest of her life

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Worst QB I've ever had the displeasure watching.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm sorry Kordell Stewart had a 2 TD passing and a rushing TD game. I'm afraid I've completely memory holed that one

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow and Case Keenum exist in 3 separate eras of the NFL to me

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Here comes Offensive Player of the Week Case Keenum. One of the oldest QBs in the league. He's 38. A miracle."

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For me it was watching a guy named Cade throw passes that flew like the ones my own 9 year old self threw.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Iowa GOP voters do not give a single shit and will overwhelmingly vote this slime in

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bears defense is ass except for forcing turnovers, how did the Eagles let this happen

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Honestly wish more teams lined up to spike and then run a play. Just didn't want the Bears to be on the end of it

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I will never blame a player for retiring early, but it only took Bradberry 2 games to have more penalties than Dal last year

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trying to scheme around a subpar center :(

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anyone that supports throwing money at Israel in Washington is complicit and should be voted out

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Must be nice to talk endlessly without your throat and mouth completely drying out

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Truly the most fitting thing to happen

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Defector @defector.com · 25/09/2026

After Ed Sheeran went through all that trouble to appease New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, he'll end up not playing at his stadium anyway. defector.com/even-the-wea...

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Even The Weather Hates Ed Sheeran | Defector

After Ed Sheeran went through all that trouble to appease New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, he’ll end up not playing at his stadium anyway. The musician’s shows, scheduled for Friday and…

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Really enjoying explaining to the elderly in Wisconsin that yes despite you having Dish or cable that no, you cannot watch the Packers tonight on them. (Also applies to local channels owned by mega corporations that are beefing with the dish or cable provider)

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We used to make things by hand, like Flags, Steel and Clipart

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This may be the straw that breaks my subscription

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