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Thomas Price

@thomasprice.bsky.social
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Writer. Fiction: @thebarcelonareview.bsky.social, LA Review, Arkansas Review, @vol1brooklyn.bsky.social, The Normal School, @icebreakerslit.bsky.social, Tower Magazine, @flashfictiononline.bsky.social thomaskprice.com

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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean this in the kindest way possible, but these people need to be fired from a cannon into the sun.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunately the former is definitely true, but we are somehow very lucky that so is the latter.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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Meg Frank @peripateticmeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
truth from Jenny Zigrino
A stacked set of two screenshots from a standup routine by Jenny Zigrino that say “I know the grim reaper is a white man because if anyone else was this bad at their job, they’d be fired”
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Meg Pillow @megpillow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In honor of Tim Curry, one of my first queer crushes who taught me to love The Rocky Horror Picture Show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8bm...
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dear Mrs. White…
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bluesky be down today and I is need 134$ more I am beg with my life to all
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tis I.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Okay, but her name is Nell?? Is this website Crank Yankers?
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Are they maybe confusing The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings?? I say this knowing that when I read StoryGraph reviews after I finish a book I often say to myself in response to some reviewers, "Oh was the book difficult, or, maybe, you're dumb?" But I try to give these people some grace sometimes.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
epic handshake meme

david lynch and cardiologist agree that fix your heart or die
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hoping that sad old queen is enjoying straight heaven.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
No, that was the right reaction.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is what I do instead of writing:
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly: God in this Chili's
ALT: Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly: God in this Chili's
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I haven't spoken about Widow's Bay here because if I did, I might never shut up about it.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You know, I think maybe their first mistake was filling the reflecting pool with Ecto Cooler.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hey that’s not fair, he also committed a bunch of war crimes.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
As bad as this is, it's worth recognizing that this isn't new behavior by the FBI.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Are these dumb fuck really just figuring this out?
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ly went rouge and made his own cover for Where The Wild Things Are, which came out super cute. #LetTheWildRumpusBegin
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A few weeks ago, we took a pottery class on making book sculptures. When I came to the designed I decided to do @kellylink.bsky.social Get In Trouble. I think it came out pretty good.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Trump is moments away from literally doing @therealtony.bsky.social poem begging us to return him to Trump tower.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Anybody else notice the guys who say it's "inevitable" Goodwife Putnam hang as a witch "so get used to it" are the same bros who only a few months ago were saying Sarah Browne the scullery maid hath spake bedeviling words in a tomcat's ear to make him walk on two legs in mockery of Christian man?
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If you only talk sweetly to the murder robot, tell it how it’s not a murder robot, give it unconditional support and love, it won’t murder robot.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to go back to living in caves, nobody work any more, live that way for a while. Used to be a saying about 'Lottery in June, corn be heavy soon.' First thing you know, we'd all be eating stewed chickweed and acorns.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Starting? Just starting? What a life to have so little self awareness.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Introducing me to Fringe is perhaps the best, and maybe only good thing, Tumblr ever did for my life.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This reminded me of how terrified I was of the California Raisin
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
And please know this is coming from a devout atheist. But I do recognize the pope's position in moving global discourse. And I will take whatever in pushing the world toward more compassion and peace.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I really hate these types of framings, "X person emerges as Trump critic," because it reinforces a weird celebrity feud style conflict, as opposed to an ethical/philosophical conflict. In this case, the first US pope is taking issues with the vile policies of the US admin.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If anything, I want more mice. Give me an Oops All Mice porridge please.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The Chavez story makes me think about when you hear "All men are x" and men want to say "not all men..." just remember that "all men are x" isn't "every man is x" but "any man is x."
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My hopes for the Oscars were simple: -Amy Madigan wins -Timothee Chalamet doesn’t -Sinners wins multiple big categories I am satisfied, although Sinners could have won more.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“Enchanté,” I say, shaking your dog’s paw.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The writing brain is a weird animal. Creativity is as much about experimentation and mistakes as it is about getting things "right." I guess all this is to say: AI could never.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The misappropriated wording gave validity to the amateur nature rec center classes, while allowing the strangeness of the premise to fade into the back and center the humanness of the story.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Given the time constraints of the contest, I had to retrofit a reasoning at the last minute. Needless to say it was too far a stretch for NYC Midnight readers, and I didn't move on to the next round. The story stuck with me and over a decade tweaks were made. The work continued.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This story started as a entry to a NYC Midnight contest over 10 years ago. In the prompt for the story, the location was "an exercise class." Very quickly, the bare bones of this story was formed, and my grad school idled brain realized too late exercise and exorcise are in fact different words.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is not a productive thought but I would like to build hell and put all these fucking freaks inside it.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Imagine how some of those people will then feel about it happening to Middle Eastern children in another country.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I hate to say this, because I’m also horrified by the US/Israel kills 50+ young girls, but when you post about it to maybe sway opinion, just remember that you are speaking to a populace that watches white men go into our own schools and murder our own children routinely and we do nothing about it.
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Thomas Price @thomasprice.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Have you heard? Your local YMCA now teaches classes on “exercising the ethereal liminality.” Find out more in my story “A Lesson on Learning Your Place in the Universe”
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