Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There's a rich guy stealing his son's blood and probably cum in an attempt to make himself immortal and you're laughing? 041
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Men would rather re-read "The Dog of the South" twelve times than go to therapy. 130
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I know that if you meet me in the wild I can come off as a depressed, weird, kind of off-putting guy but man, you should really meet my best friends. 140
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Co-worker doesn't realize when she asks me how my day is or what I've been up to or what is new I'm just reciting the entirety of "Concrete" by Thomas Bernhard in my mind. If she knew this maybe she'd understand why I am so unresponsive. 000
Reposted by Thomas Awful 🇵🇸Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork. 57695911213
Reposted by Thomas Awful 🇵🇸Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@thomasawful.bsky.social 0121
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 20/08/2026In "Lonesome Dove" Augustus McCrae canonically has a monster hog. You can kind of tell, by the way he acts. 070
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It's been this way for 14 years at least, I can't go back. Sorry. 110
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Lonesome Dove themed (?) mix I made for a girl circa 2004. Weird stuff, Alex! 040
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Will you marry me?" he asked from one knee, his voice sounding much like Steve Albini's guitar tone. 130
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Doing the Chappie lean but about how the number of ships is wrong 030
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Saw the Odyssey with a guy who had just taught it to his 9th grade students a few months ago. Don't recommend this. Also, the crying baby in the row in front of me I also do not recommend. Miss me with that! 170
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Our intern (16?) thought the Odyssey was "mid" and then everyone "glazed" it too much. She said the parts she especially didn't like were "all the parts where he was trying to get home" 070
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Craziest moment in New York. Saw a guy walking down the street in a Pretty Girls Make Graves t-shirt. He looked to be like, mid-30s at most, probably younger. The shirt looked brand new. The shirt looked. Brand. New. 1100
Reposted by Thomas Awful 🇵🇸Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 21/07/2026can't wait to klatsch with Cheryl Fair about her new novel, TALK TEENY, this Thursday at 7pm at @greedyreads.bsky.social in Remington! 032
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You don’t need a jacket but maybe an umbrella 130
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Best lunch in Brooklyn. Tell an ignorant Minion fan. 000
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I used to know so many people in NYC but they’ve all perished under Zohran’s authoritarian regime or moved to the Hudson Valley for affairs. If I’m only doing one museum which is it though 131
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It’s really mind boggling how bad it is with the amount of not un-talented people involved 010
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The Brothers McMullen. Appaloosa. Suburbicon. 120
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Freaking out Gen Z with a relentless onslaught of reaction GIFs in the chat 050
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Literally all his opponent has to say each time he speaks at the debate is "OKAYYYY Poindexter..." and wave his hand in front of his nose like he smells. Because he probably does. 121
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The tough manly man is named Poindexter. The 80s are so embarrassed of what we have become. You can't make this stuff up. 181
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 10/07/2026was dubious about that but it had great reviews so okay i see there is a middle way 100
Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Anybody in NYC want to hang with (extremely good Morrissey impression) this charming man? July 19-21. No plans, no money, no hope, no limits. 1110
