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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️

@thismightbezackf.bsky.social
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local gal makes books, music, YouTube videos, you name it. wife to none, father to fewer. linktr.ee/zackferguson

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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 1h
the single domino that caused the collapse of the entire modern internet was a Turkish guy dancing to promote his restaurant
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
to me the Distortion World is just the regular World... heh... just a glimpse into how Distorted my life has become
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
had a dream that the trailer for Deltarune Chapter 6 dropped and it introduced a new human character who was a time traveler from another universe and Susie Kris and Ralsei were nowhere to be seen and the game was just about him now
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wario and Waluigi are lovers (and NOT brothers, you sick fuck) and no one will ever convince me otherwise
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super Metroid Weird Route where you somehow get the Wave Ice and Plasma Beams early and kill Kraid so hard the entire timeline of the Metroid series begins to break down
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
apping for bobbles
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
does anyone know of any laptops that cost $25 and have 128GB of RAM
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
18% of the US is still like 50 million people. how are so many people on board with this
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
good lord man
the fattest fuckin cat you ever did see. hard to fathom
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
love Pokedex entries man. like Tyrannitar is supposedly impervious to all physical damage but is 4x weak to fighting type attacks. yeah you can't even scratch this dude with a nuclear weapon but the second a level 1 Timburr decides to pop a Karate Chop it's all over
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026
drummers sit down because they’re the laziest member of the band
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've always hated Ed Sheeran in a deep and guttural fashion. welcome to the club everybody. I made cocktails
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how would Undertale have been different if Flowey had been a datura flower
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'd like to make it explicitly clear that this will be the one and only instance of me defending Bush on this page
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
going back to Hollow Knight after 100%ing Silksong is like returning to kindergarten after graduating with honours
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hot take but Bush choosing to finish reading to those kids was absolutely the right call. what the fuck was he supposed to do instead? go to Ground Zero and hit this?
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The Rock Stop Gesture
Alt: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson extending his arm and performing a "stop" gesture
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
gay Jimi Hendrix be like 'scuse me while I kiss this guy
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
guy who saw DKC Tropical Freeze and assumed every Nintendo IP would get an Ice version
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nintendo Direct predictions: -Animal Crossing GAIDEN: 村人があなたを殺す -Deltarune Chapter 5 Episode 2 -Metroid: Another Other M -the F-Zero series is so cancelled Captain Falcon is removed from all Smash games -I Am A Teacher: Super Mario Sweater HD Remaster -a whole bunch of RPGs and farming sims probably
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I will personally be hosting Woodstock '29 in 3 years. Yungblud will incite a riot. Chappell Roan will have human shit thrown at her. Yuno Miles will complain about his guitar being too quiet. we're shooting for a death toll of 70 or higher
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how fucking hard is it to call people by their preferred pronouns and not be racist. I do both every single day without exerting any effort. can you fucking people be normal for even a single second in this world that hates you
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
two entrepreneurs spend two hours trying to keep one racist Irish guy out of their bar
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026
Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance theonion.com/study-finds-regular-jo…
Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I feel like I don't hear The Final Countdown very much anymore. what's that all about
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
how hard is it really to get a movie into the Criterion Closet. if I try hard enough with my Samsung Galaxy S24 and a Røde microphone could I make it in
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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”.
The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms. 

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GTAVI needs to bomb so hard for my humanity to return. I'm like a Dark Souls 2 character after a couple deaths rn. I need this
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry Harald but you’re no Dolly Parton or Tim Curry. Take a hike bozo 👎👎👎
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
woke Kesha be like I would be totally okay with dating a dude with a vag
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I cannot possibly explain this in 300 characters or less but I think Deltarune Chapter 5 made me finally properly understand neopronouns
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bart Simpson... The Boy Who Lived... come to die...
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
JFK never got to watch even a SINGLE episode of The Simpsons. cruel and miserable world we live in
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Flower Man Flower Man Does whatever a flower can Leaves are green, point to sky to photo, synthesise Look out Here comes the Flower Man
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Comedians In Cars Getting Legionnaire's Disease
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I always take my Vyvanse before I go to bed so I can focus on getting a good night's sleep
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
blood sucker, dream crusher, bleeding me dry like a god damn arms race
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
not to exaggerate or anything but I think Deltarune Chapter 5 has the best soundtrack of any video game of all time. I don't think it's gonna be beat. not even by Chapter 6 or 7
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think a piece of me is gonna die once Deltarune Chapter 7 drops
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
this might be my wokest ever take but anyone who says Pink isn't a flower is transphobic
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Deltarune's Weird Route being directly enabled by Spamton and the Addisons is a crazy critique of capitalism and advertising. the market is free! but don't blame us when you're [Crying] in a [Broken Society] wishing you let your old pal Ronald Raegan [Kill You]
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
friendship can really touch your soul... it's like I have some kind of Friend Inside Me
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love Jenny Nicholson's videos with every inch of my being but purely from an SEO and algorithmic perspective I cannot figure out how she became this popular lmao. great example of the power of word of mouth
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hung over rn and stopping myself from crying like a baby at the Deltarune soundtrack
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
MacBeth if he was queer: Deltarune tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 24/07/2026
What say you, James
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
so this is a TALE that takes place UNDER the ground? what is this? some kind of Cave Story?
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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the mass hatred for Toriel and Sans post-Chapter 4 was both a critical failure to engage with the text and straight up misogyny. anyone who genuinely got mad at Toriel either can't think critically, hates women, has unresolved trauma they projected onto Deltarune, or some combination of all three
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you guys were any funnier, well that'd be great
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