Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 1hthe single domino that caused the collapse of the entire modern internet was a Turkish guy dancing to promote his restaurant 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026to me the Distortion World is just the regular World... heh... just a glimpse into how Distorted my life has become 011
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026had a dream that the trailer for Deltarune Chapter 6 dropped and it introduced a new human character who was a time traveler from another universe and Susie Kris and Ralsei were nowhere to be seen and the game was just about him now 020
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wario and Waluigi are lovers (and NOT brothers, you sick fuck) and no one will ever convince me otherwise 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Super Metroid Weird Route where you somehow get the Wave Ice and Plasma Beams early and kill Kraid so hard the entire timeline of the Metroid series begins to break down 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026does anyone know of any laptops that cost $25 and have 128GB of RAM 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 23/09/202618% of the US is still like 50 million people. how are so many people on board with this 001
Reposted by Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/09/2024good lord man 2040327
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026love Pokedex entries man. like Tyrannitar is supposedly impervious to all physical damage but is 4x weak to fighting type attacks. yeah you can't even scratch this dude with a nuclear weapon but the second a level 1 Timburr decides to pop a Karate Chop it's all over 000
Reposted by Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026drummers sit down because they’re the laziest member of the band 4862046
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've always hated Ed Sheeran in a deep and guttural fashion. welcome to the club everybody. I made cocktails 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026how would Undertale have been different if Flowey had been a datura flower 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'd like to make it explicitly clear that this will be the one and only instance of me defending Bush on this page 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026going back to Hollow Knight after 100%ing Silksong is like returning to kindergarten after graduating with honours 100
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026hot take but Bush choosing to finish reading to those kids was absolutely the right call. what the fuck was he supposed to do instead? go to Ground Zero and hit this?static.klipy.comThe Rock Stop GestureAlt: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson extending his arm and performing a "stop" gesture 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026gay Jimi Hendrix be like 'scuse me while I kiss this guy 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026guy who saw DKC Tropical Freeze and assumed every Nintendo IP would get an Ice version 0140
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Nintendo Direct predictions: -Animal Crossing GAIDEN: 村人があなたを殺す -Deltarune Chapter 5 Episode 2 -Metroid: Another Other M -the F-Zero series is so cancelled Captain Falcon is removed from all Smash games -I Am A Teacher: Super Mario Sweater HD Remaster -a whole bunch of RPGs and farming sims probably 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I will personally be hosting Woodstock '29 in 3 years. Yungblud will incite a riot. Chappell Roan will have human shit thrown at her. Yuno Miles will complain about his guitar being too quiet. we're shooting for a death toll of 70 or higher 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026how fucking hard is it to call people by their preferred pronouns and not be racist. I do both every single day without exerting any effort. can you fucking people be normal for even a single second in this world that hates you 100
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026two entrepreneurs spend two hours trying to keep one racist Irish guy out of their bar 000
Reposted by Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance theonion.com/study-finds-regular-jo… 51479179
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I feel like I don't hear The Final Countdown very much anymore. what's that all about 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026how hard is it really to get a movie into the Criterion Closet. if I try hard enough with my Samsung Galaxy S24 and a Røde microphone could I make it in 000
Reposted by Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”. 282115282172
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026GTAVI needs to bomb so hard for my humanity to return. I'm like a Dark Souls 2 character after a couple deaths rn. I need this 000
Reposted by Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sorry Harald but you’re no Dolly Parton or Tim Curry. Take a hike bozo 👎👎👎 741511121
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026woke Kesha be like I would be totally okay with dating a dude with a vag 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I cannot possibly explain this in 300 characters or less but I think Deltarune Chapter 5 made me finally properly understand neopronouns 100
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Bart Simpson... The Boy Who Lived... come to die... 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026JFK never got to watch even a SINGLE episode of The Simpsons. cruel and miserable world we live in 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Flower Man Flower Man Does whatever a flower can Leaves are green, point to sky to photo, synthesise Look out Here comes the Flower Man 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Comedians In Cars Getting Legionnaire's Disease 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I always take my Vyvanse before I go to bed so I can focus on getting a good night's sleep 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026blood sucker, dream crusher, bleeding me dry like a god damn arms race 100
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026not to exaggerate or anything but I think Deltarune Chapter 5 has the best soundtrack of any video game of all time. I don't think it's gonna be beat. not even by Chapter 6 or 7 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think a piece of me is gonna die once Deltarune Chapter 7 drops 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026this might be my wokest ever take but anyone who says Pink isn't a flower is transphobic 100
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Deltarune's Weird Route being directly enabled by Spamton and the Addisons is a crazy critique of capitalism and advertising. the market is free! but don't blame us when you're [Crying] in a [Broken Society] wishing you let your old pal Ronald Raegan [Kill You] 0125
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026friendship can really touch your soul... it's like I have some kind of Friend Inside Me 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I love Jenny Nicholson's videos with every inch of my being but purely from an SEO and algorithmic perspective I cannot figure out how she became this popular lmao. great example of the power of word of mouth 121
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026hung over rn and stopping myself from crying like a baby at the Deltarune soundtrack 100
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026MacBeth if he was queer: Deltarune tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow 010
Reposted by Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 24/07/2026What say you, James 1343156
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026so this is a TALE that takes place UNDER the ground? what is this? some kind of Cave Story? 000
Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️ @thismightbezackf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the mass hatred for Toriel and Sans post-Chapter 4 was both a critical failure to engage with the text and straight up misogyny. anyone who genuinely got mad at Toriel either can't think critically, hates women, has unresolved trauma they projected onto Deltarune, or some combination of all three 000
Reposted by Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If you guys were any funnier, well that'd be great 25697146