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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 11h

There’s “my algorithm knows what I’m into” and then there’s getting served slutty kneepad ads 🫣

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 12h

I have pulled the hermit multiple days in a row as my daily pull so I think this means something

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

New Arrested Development season sounds pretty good

My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 16h

Had some very wierd dreams last night so I think a software update happened

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 17h

You also have to do the eaties but very very specific eaties

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Y’alll… it is HOT in the Bay. People are melting left, right and center and very few places are set up for this kind of heat. Be sure to find places with AC to cool off and drink plenty of water and stay in the shade.

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When will I ever finish this sweater? Probably never 😓

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have ended up in the cutest Brazilian coffee shop and there’s a group of people knitting and what I love this city

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve gotten nudes from gays at the beach, at the club, on a plane, from Burning Man, but never have I ever gotten one from the bathroom of a sonic the hedgehog concert so

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

GYATTTT (Sampson is literally the nicest sweetie ever)

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A weekend of fully being a little gollum is doing me good I’ve slept so much

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if I opened a gay yarn shop it would be called four skein lovers

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Nick Andrews @twitchnick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can’t explain it but being a total top feels protestant

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Subjecting all of these cuties to my horny outbursts when I’m scared because I’m the final gorl ™

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I didn’t realize that aging would happen to me, personally

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Uhhhhh… ai stock trading agents sound like… a bad idea?

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

spent the morning on a long call explaining the nuances of gender, identity and sexuality with a close family friend of my parents and he complimented my ability to help him understand but also feel heard and safe to ask questions about things.

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

cooking: baby yes whistle: I don’t even know if I remember how draw: yeah paint: yep swim: yep english: yes dance: hell yes sing: absolutely no drive: I have track time 💅 gifting: yeah write: sure guitar: nope speaking: somehow I’m good at this but I hate it

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

YouTube brought up this Mau P set from Coachella and I was right back shaking ass. youtu.be/wxKkaBoEWCk?...

youtu.be

Mau P - Live From Coachella 2025

YouTube video by Mau P

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Help I’m still thinking about the hung bloody frat boy from Terror Vault because 🥵🥵🥵

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I judge an artist by how many times people play them aloud on public transit like sis blast that Ne-Yo

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Nax ☄️✨️ @behenax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mmmmm, Pectober... 💕✨️

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love the beauty of cultures around the world but sometimes people have names that are just unfortunate and I have to try to keep a straight face while trying to not let the 13 year old in me giggle that their name sounds a lot like the Hershey squirts

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Idk why but my realID came and this shit looks tacky as fuck

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Glocktober bc i keep that thang on me

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dr bronners has a recommendation for how to use it as toothpaste and then says “yes it tastes like soap” I might be a former crunchy guy ™ but WHAT

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So we can’t bring iced coffee to interviews but what about hot coffee to doctors offices?

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Should I post “locking in” on cf and see who says what just for the drama

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA

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Big Hat Logan thee Sorcerer @hatsorcerer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

love being the only one in charge of myself. I will dress like a slut and be kind

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s always the Boy Moms.

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

At least I haven’t gotten a “donate $7 to fight against what happened” text message from someone so maybe nature is healing

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Feeling such decision paralysis over my arm tattoo. I know I want a full sleeve, I know I want certain elements, and generally the style but I have no idea how to approach it. Maybe I just jot everything down and find an artist - that’s what I did last time and they rocked it

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Spoopy Anxious Horny Guy ™ @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026