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John Creature

@thingcreature.bsky.social
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You can't hate me more than I hate myself. 29yo

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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 3h
PART 2!!
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 16h
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
El-Sayed: "The reason he's flip-flopping has nothing to do with policy, nothing do with your costs. It everything to do with his sagging poll numbers ... He's doing an ad drinking a Labatts, talking about the Red Wings, pretending he was not for this the entire time. Be serious, my guy."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 9h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Lonerf 🍆 @lonerf.bsky.social · 4h
This is what best friends do ofc 🤨
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 4h
The view of the Acatenango volcano from Fuego & the view of Fuego from Acatenango. Shot just minutes apart.🌋🔥 #Photography
Top: A view of Acatenango - a stratovolcano in Guatemala. Glow from the rising Sun illuminates the right side of the volcano, covered in lush vegetation, while the left is still mostly dark. The summit area of the volcano is covered in fresh show. This image was taken well above the cloud level, so the skies are perfectly blue with a white layer of clouds below. In the foreground, you see the curved slope of the Fuego volcano (shot via drone above Fuego).

Bottom: A sunrise view of Guatemala's Fuego volcano, shot from camp at 12,000 ft atop Acatenango. Fuego is seen erupting, with an ash cloud being emitted from the summit. Being well above the clouds, there are vibrant blue skies overhead and the cloud/haze layer is seen below.
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 6h
I'm just a pole that plays Pokémon a lot
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Naked Guys @nicenakedguys.bsky.social · 6h
Nice #nakedmen #gay #gayporn #manass #hesquats #lockerroom
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 12h
Artificial Intelligence.
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Spooky Falco @falco.works · 6h
Day 6 -- Undead IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, WHEN EVERYONE'S LEAST-FAVORITE FAE CLAWS ITS WAY OUT OF THE GROUND SCREAMING
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 7h
Gawt DAMN
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🔞 Krios Chie 🔞 @krioschie.bsky.social · 7h
My Turn
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 8h
Didn’t Trump already get in trouble for inciting violence on January 6th? Isn’t he inciting violence here again?
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Asian Men X @asianmenx.bsky.social · 9h
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Amon Syd ✨ @amonsyd.bsky.social · 9h
I should draw Sonar in his monster form again 🫠
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Kyosein ☕️ (Commissions closed!) @kyosein.bsky.social · 9h
Power Bottom Omega!Deku 🧡💚🔞
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 14h
“over on X—” SHUT THE FUCK UP
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🔞AnnaS 🧀COMMS CLOSED @annasanya.bsky.social · 14h
#kenhina #kinktober Day 8: FACE SITTING Kenma is trying very hard, but I think he will have to finish his game soon😏
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 14h
ICE has been showing up at and near polling places, and voting rights groups say it’s scaring naturalized citizens and immigrant families away from the polls. Help us keep eyes on the polls: demdock.com/3TR0Gga
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Professional hole kisser @purple.hyper.wang · 15h
Someone bought me a gift 👀 How does it look on me? #irlnudes #nsfw
I'm presenting my fat dick to the camera, freshly shaven, with a slight light from the side. I'm wearing white thigh highs that go all the way up, with a blue and red striped pattern at the top of the thigh. This image has not been edited beyond cropping.I'm presenting my ass to the camera. I'm wearing some cute white thigh highs with blue/red stripes at the top of the thigh. My fat taint and balls are hanging below my hole. The image is not edited beyond cropping.
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 16h
Error 404: parental sanity not found! 🤖🦈 BONUS Panel below! 👇
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17h
get the fun book 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Blessed @blessed213.bsky.social · 16h
Look who is awake ☀️
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 17h
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LK @lkcreations.art · 16h
Late daily sketch 💀🗻🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the Cat ? I'm dead tired today, so this one is fitting 😹 #artsky #ink #sketch
Photo of a sketch with a pen on the side. The sketch depicts a cliff falling into the sea. There is a skull like rock on top of the hill where the Samurai is standing. The Cat hides somewhere. Indian ink on a5+ paper.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 16h
Remember who you're really lifting for! - Nerd and Jock
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 21h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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brotex.bsky.social @brotex.bsky.social · 16h
OC
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brotex.bsky.social @brotex.bsky.social · 16h
Soon is very very relative
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John Creature @thingcreature.bsky.social · 17h
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GingerBred @gingerbredx.bsky.social · 18h
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ǟʀȶɛʍɨʂ @artemisbold.bsky.social · 18h
they always need new seeds to grow properly 😳
Artemisbold Artemis bold
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OTTER @ottertale.bsky.social · 18h
Wolf drinks some milk #wolf
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 17h
Blue!💙
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Tuta @tuta.com · 22h
Meta doesn’t just want to know what you post. With Muse, it also wants to access what you do. Meta is advertising that its AI agent Muse can:  🚩 Answer your emails 🚩 Make purchases 🚩 Manage your online accounts But would you really hand Zuck's company the keys to your digital life? 🔑
Muse app description, data linked to you: Health and fitness, purchases, financial info, location, contact info, contacts, user content, search history, browsing history, identifiers, usage data, sensitive info, diagnostics.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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Zwei 🍄 @zwei2x.northsky.social · 22h
Zwei's Not-Quite Dailies 030- Ian / Eryk (OCs) More jock studies, this time in underwears, of my recent OCs Ian, The Beast, and Eryk, The Berserk! Eryk has been quite popular over the NSFW side so far 😆 Click the tag to see all my dailies! ⤵️🔞 #zweidailies
A doodle of two athletic men wear only a shirt and a hoodie and in underwear.
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
✨ Fancy ✨ [oc]
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🦇CinemamindDavid🔞🦇 @cinemaminddavid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 commission for TorbTheOrb
Reverie steps out towards the road. Birds rest on their power-line antlers.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well isn’t this self-serving? The White House confirmed that the Trump administration has asked officials to look into creating a presidential retreat at Trump’s own golf club in Palm Beach “for future Presidents.” We already have Camp David.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does another presidential retreat need to be at a property owned by the sitting president? Calling it a gift to future presidents doesn’t erase the obvious conflict of interest.
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Trump wants to turn his West Palm Beach golf club into the new Camp David
The plan calls for the federal government to be granted part of the property, with the rest maintained as a private course.
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Corey Hudsonn @hudsonncorey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ASSFUCKED IN ATLANTA🍆💦 Right past when my hole is used & wrecked, I arch my back, and give those tops the sloppy wet hole they crave and deserve in this 96 load weekend. New 🔥 🔥 1h15m video to JFF, cum see what the fuss is about 😈😈
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Yawarukas @sakuraway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👅 beacons.ai/yawarukas
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Alurdun @alurdun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve been lifting heavy btw
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
support my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#kintober day 6: riding crops
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#kinktober day 2: embarassment
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#kinktober day 3: mind control
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#kinktober day 4: body writing/subspace
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