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mike 👻

@onlinegayguy.bsky.social
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NSFW 🔞 perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way 🏳️‍🌈🏋️‍♂️💪🎵🥁🎞️📺🎢🍕🍔🍺🍹🍃💨 33 | he/him | +u 📍pennsylvania

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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 3h
bought a new usb cable but it didn’t work 🙃
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 10h
horny for cuddles
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my dick is haunted and the only thing that will exorcise it is mens’ buttholes 😱 #fcf
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want mozzarella sticks
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like omfg if we are having fun coworker riffing in the group chat and then you drop a fucking ChatGPT reply to our goofing around, what the fuck is wrong with you? you have to use the robot even when we’re just having fun? honestly sad to me
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
imagine having the gall to say “here’s MY summary” and then clearly submit a chatGPT-generated response, like it’s already bad enough you’re making me read it but now you want genuine credit? have some shame.
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I could quit my job 🙃
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
feeling fat and sassy 💁‍♂️
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new girl fucked up and I get to be a hero and fix it 😇
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jelqtober, is that anything?
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
fellas I’m taken 💍
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guy reading his misprinted calendar:
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
september 30 october 1
Homer Simpson screamingHomer Simpson screaming and also he’s being turned inside out by the fog the turns people inside out
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jerking off rn, but in a spooky way 😱
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new handle, same ol’ dong
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know we don’t talk about Louis CK anymore but no lie his FX show was really good 🤷‍♂️
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok I tried it, let’s see if it’s sticks
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you wanna get in there? 😏 #humpday
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
STRESSED
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my boss keeps telling me they want to make me a manager but my one new coworker is definitely trying to eat my lunch responsibilities-wise and it’s pissing me off
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎵 la piscine, j’adore la piscine towels, sunscreen, bathing suits diving boards and towels 🎵
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I woke up like this #tummytuesday
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sunday cummy sunday
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching obsession rn — you guys would tell me if I was acting that, right?
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gay little flexing vid ill prob delete in a hour or so
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they only “data centers” I want are places for Italians to have romantic meetups
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gentlemen putting on condoms be like “I cap my tip to you” 🤵‍♂️ 🧐
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to go to the post office 🤮
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YOU LOST MY NIECE DENISE
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s just a lot to keep in a pair of jeans, ok? 😣
dick out at the desk
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎵 petite feet, feminine step sounds like a lady when he walks into a room 🎵
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never mind, I figured out what he meant and now it’s actually very funny :)
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
give it a lil smack 😏 #humpday
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the three kinds of gay guy are fruity guy, roided out guy, and bart
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
maybe ill post a pic of my butt later. who can say?
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everyone is doing draft dumps so of course here are mine
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ughhhhhhhhhhhh
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
someone reply-all’d to my gay little company newsletter with some inscrutable smartass comment and i am actually pissed off about it!
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is there a german word for being sad about making a choice that’s ultimately good for you?
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there’s a certain euphoria that can only be felt after weaseling out of a commitment and baby I’m feeling it rn 🙂‍↕️ 💅
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gay and annoyed 😑
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sinking boats:
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
GM ☀️
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
early morning stoner boner
dick out with a bong on the table in the background
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I fwew up 🤢 😔
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just think more men should be getting bred by me 🤷‍♂️
hard cock
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
laundry day ‘fit #scs
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like it when my friends’ girlfriends are nice to me. Really earning my gay guy points :)
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