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John Creature

@thingcreature.bsky.social
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You can't hate me more than I hate myself. 29yo

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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 1h
I'm just a pole that plays Pokémon a lot
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Naked Guys @nicenakedguys.bsky.social · 1h
Nice #nakedmen #gay #gayporn #manass #hesquats #lockerroom
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 7h
Artificial Intelligence.
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Spooky Falco @falco.works · 1h
Day 6 -- Undead IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, WHEN EVERYONE'S LEAST-FAVORITE FAE CLAWS ITS WAY OUT OF THE GROUND SCREAMING
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 2h
Gawt DAMN
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🔞 Krios Chie 🔞 @krioschie.bsky.social · 2h
My Turn
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 3h
Didn’t Trump already get in trouble for inciting violence on January 6th? Isn’t he inciting violence here again?
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Asian Men X @asianmenx.bsky.social · 4h
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Amon Syd ✨ @amonsyd.bsky.social · 4h
I should draw Sonar in his monster form again 🫠
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Kyosein ☕️ (Commissions closed!) @kyosein.bsky.social · 5h
Power Bottom Omega!Deku 🧡💚🔞
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 9h
“over on X—” SHUT THE FUCK UP
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🔞AnnaS 🧀COMMS CLOSED @annasanya.bsky.social · 10h
#kenhina #kinktober Day 8: FACE SITTING Kenma is trying very hard, but I think he will have to finish his game soon😏
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 9h
ICE has been showing up at and near polling places, and voting rights groups say it’s scaring naturalized citizens and immigrant families away from the polls. Help us keep eyes on the polls: demdock.com/3TR0Gga
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Professional hole kisser @purple.hyper.wang · 10h
Someone bought me a gift 👀 How does it look on me? #irlnudes #nsfw
I'm presenting my fat dick to the camera, freshly shaven, with a slight light from the side. I'm wearing white thigh highs that go all the way up, with a blue and red striped pattern at the top of the thigh. This image has not been edited beyond cropping.I'm presenting my ass to the camera. I'm wearing some cute white thigh highs with blue/red stripes at the top of the thigh. My fat taint and balls are hanging below my hole. The image is not edited beyond cropping.
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 11h
Error 404: parental sanity not found! 🤖🦈 BONUS Panel below! 👇
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12h
get the fun book 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Blessed @blessed213.bsky.social · 11h
Look who is awake ☀️
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 12h
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LK @lkcreations.art · 11h
Late daily sketch 💀🗻🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the Cat ? I'm dead tired today, so this one is fitting 😹 #artsky #ink #sketch
Photo of a sketch with a pen on the side. The sketch depicts a cliff falling into the sea. There is a skull like rock on top of the hill where the Samurai is standing. The Cat hides somewhere. Indian ink on a5+ paper.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 12h
Remember who you're really lifting for! - Nerd and Jock
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 16h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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brotex.bsky.social @brotex.bsky.social · 12h
OC
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brotex.bsky.social @brotex.bsky.social · 12h
Soon is very very relative
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GingerBred @gingerbredx.bsky.social · 13h
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ǟʀȶɛʍɨʂ @artemisbold.bsky.social · 13h
they always need new seeds to grow properly 😳
Artemisbold Artemis bold
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OTTER @ottertale.bsky.social · 13h
Wolf drinks some milk #wolf
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 13h
Blue!💙
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Tuta @tuta.com · 17h
Meta doesn’t just want to know what you post. With Muse, it also wants to access what you do. Meta is advertising that its AI agent Muse can:  🚩 Answer your emails 🚩 Make purchases 🚩 Manage your online accounts But would you really hand Zuck's company the keys to your digital life? 🔑
Muse app description, data linked to you: Health and fitness, purchases, financial info, location, contact info, contacts, user content, search history, browsing history, identifiers, usage data, sensitive info, diagnostics.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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Zwei 🍄 @zwei2x.northsky.social · 17h
Zwei's Not-Quite Dailies 030- Ian / Eryk (OCs) More jock studies, this time in underwears, of my recent OCs Ian, The Beast, and Eryk, The Berserk! Eryk has been quite popular over the NSFW side so far 😆 Click the tag to see all my dailies! ⤵️🔞 #zweidailies
A doodle of two athletic men wear only a shirt and a hoodie and in underwear.
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
✨ Fancy ✨ [oc]
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🦇CinemamindDavid🔞🦇 @cinemaminddavid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 commission for TorbTheOrb
Reverie steps out towards the road. Birds rest on their power-line antlers.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well isn’t this self-serving? The White House confirmed that the Trump administration has asked officials to look into creating a presidential retreat at Trump’s own golf club in Palm Beach “for future Presidents.” We already have Camp David.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does another presidential retreat need to be at a property owned by the sitting president? Calling it a gift to future presidents doesn’t erase the obvious conflict of interest.
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Trump wants to turn his West Palm Beach golf club into the new Camp David
The plan calls for the federal government to be granted part of the property, with the rest maintained as a private course.
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Corey Hudsonn @hudsonncorey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ASSFUCKED IN ATLANTA🍆💦 Right past when my hole is used & wrecked, I arch my back, and give those tops the sloppy wet hole they crave and deserve in this 96 load weekend. New 🔥 🔥 1h15m video to JFF, cum see what the fuss is about 😈😈
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Yawarukas @sakuraway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👅 beacons.ai/yawarukas
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Alurdun @alurdun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve been lifting heavy btw
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
support my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#kintober day 6: riding crops
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#kinktober day 2: embarassment
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#kinktober day 3: mind control
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#kinktober day 4: body writing/subspace
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SEXUALIZING AUTISM @spicyzack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maverick uses puppy play to not EVER think too hard about his missery
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きょん氏 @kyonsiii.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
きりしまくん落書き
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🌱 Willow 🌸 @specialstage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Day 7, mask #SONICTOBER
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OTTER @ottertale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Leo at football practice #wolf
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 08/10/2026
48 MILLION voting records were obtained by ICE through an election denier. The agency's investigative arm, Homeland Security Investigations, also debated sending undercover agents into voter registration organizations. Subscribe to our free newsletter here: demdock.com/4hIlVIP
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what am i to do...
PANEL 1: a pigeon has white sweatbands with blue and red stripes on their head and wing. they're running, with airpods in, looking determined. header text says "i used to go running two or three times a week."
PANEL 2: the pigeon sits down, looking tired. header text says "then i just...stopped. no real reason why, i just slacked in the habit." above the pigeon is a little angel pigeon, who happily but quietly says "you can start again though"
PANEL 3: the pigeon holds a wing to their forehead. header text says "i guess thats the end of that hobby." the angel pigeon, a little annoyed, says slightly louder "you can go again whenever, there's nothing stopping you"
PANEL 4: the pigeon falls to lie back on the floor, wing held up to their face like a delicate lady who fainted. header text says "if only there was something i could do about it" which is slightly overlapped by the angel pigeon yelling "YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST START GOING AGAIN", extending their neck to glare at the other
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Humboldt🌶 @humboldxr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just a naked guy at home 🔥 onlyfans.com/humbxldxr
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