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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Remember I asked for opinions on little purses that Hulk was making? Well he had his craft fair and sold 8, but he'd optimistically made 22 and he's asked for help selling the rest. His sewing teacher sold some to her pupils but there are some left. £4 each plus p&p if you're not near Warwick/Cov

2 grids of the fronts and backs of purses sewn by my 8 yr old son Hulk. Resembles a bingo card. Numbers 1 (Dinosaurs and cupcakes), 5 (robots and robots), 9 (monsters and cupcakes),10 (strawberries and spots),12, (kawaii clouds and oranges),13 (kawaii clouds and rainbows) and 14 (unicorns and unicorns) are not crossed off as they have yet to be sold.

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not sure if this the model's issue or an accessory that comes with the longjohns, but in either case, think I'll pass!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's worse than that, the line is "push and pull like a magnet do" he wrote it with Rihanna in mind to sing it but then decided to record it himself.

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm finally getting orders again, some repeats some new customers through word of mouth. I just feel sad that my online twitter-y based presence is no longer what it was and I can't rebuild that community.😢

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think they can extend your shift and in doing so cause you to legally require a break and a break doesn't legally have to be paid. It happened to me a few years ago.

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Animal breeders are fucking weird aren't they? "Looking for a male maine coon to fuck my cat, she doesn't need to know him or consent, i just want to make sure he'll impregnate her with £600 a pop babies, DM for details"

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My favourite thing about the modern world is that we spend all day banging on about consent and then parents upload pictures of their kids faces to social media websites that go viral and... where is the consent?! And obviously 2 year old can't consent. Does that mean it's ok?!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thankfully wasn't mine, but I was amazed the police weren't informed.

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don't know what school the other kids went to but I let the one know of the ones who went to the park!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think 101 too, they can decide if they need to dispatch proper cops or just rock up later if someone gets stabbed!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If your child (let's say 11yr old for arguments sake) comes home and says a kid pulled a knife on them, would you go back to see if it was a knife or would you call the cops (101? 999?) to report it?

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yep, am thinking if I wait 8 years he can pay for himself 🤣

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Thought I'd book the Polar Express before TJ is too old for it. 4 tickets standard class. £266😱

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Was out with the boys and their friend. His Mum joined us for the last 30mins. He hurt his ankle coming downstairs and she thought he was hamming it up. I joked that based on previous experience of her thinking he was fine and he had real issues she should get it seen. It was fractured 😳

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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sorry for tiresome sales links pals. But after a sabbatical year of mainly DOING art, I better try and sell some of I sure as heck won’t be able to do the same next year! 😬 The prints (and some originals) will all be on sale here Artofnote.sumupstore.com And any and all shares will be SO welcome

Monbretia my reflection. Just one of the prints I’ve been listing in the last few days. These are from last year. I’ve not even started this year’s work tbh!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My two favourites, one near Old Trafford that I always go past on the way to the stadium and can only imagine has been the scene of many a stabbing and one just outside of Warwick that I went into once and thought I was about to be the next victim!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Taylor Swift Eras Tour. I was called up to Jury Service and the gig was 3 weeks after the start so assumed I'd be fine. Spent so long deliberating I missed it. Judge was made aware I wanted to go but couldn't stop. Wore a t-shirt to court that morning saying "I'd rather be watching Taylor Swift"

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live Evanescence Peter Andre The Spice Girls The Offspring Five Manic Street Preachers Take That Catatonia Steps Collins Raye

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

No YOU'RE nearly 43 years old and got so pissed you puked all over your bathroom before 11pm.

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hellooooo, TJ's football team are in desperate need of new kits as they've all grown this year the peaky kids. Anyone know a company who could spare around £800 to sponsor them? They play in a Warwickshire Sunday league.

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have one more amazing #buyastrangerabook day offer. @orivia.bsky.social will buy FIVE kids a book each! Any book at all. So, if you're a parent/carer etc and fancy a free book, you just have to ask. It's as simple as that. UK only

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh dang it, I didn't realise it wasn't on paperback yet. I already have Don't Let Him In, don't want to be ungrateful so let someone else have it! Thank you!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pink celebrating Dolly whilst she was still around to hear it is a proper tearjerker. www.facebook.com/share/v/1Gbm...

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If it's not been claimed yet, I'd love the latest Lisa Jewell book!

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026

Terrible shift in the percentage of good in the world.

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Glad to see we're all united on the "no not Dolly" theme. 😢

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Can we do a gofundme but just to pay for my holiday?!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I used to work with a Portuguese one and he pronounced it "Zhao" but I don't know if that was to make our lives easier?!

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Was on a call with a French colleague, of note, my professional French is ace, but I've never been good at chitchat. She asked where I went on holiday, I said "Wales, next to England" she said "is that the one with the kilts?" I panicked and my response was "no it's the one that's full of sheep"

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Cookie Monster Facepalm

ALT: Cookie Monster Facepalm

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

One of the slang words doing the rounds in my kids' generation is "aura" they say "I have aura" to mean they're good at something. It's weird.

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Just typed her name in here as was feeling the same😔

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Helps having a parent born in one of these locations!

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