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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk

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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember I asked for opinions on little purses that Hulk was making? Well he had his craft fair and sold 8, but he'd optimistically made 22 and he's asked for help selling the rest. His sewing teacher sold some to her pupils but there are some left. £4 each plus p&p if you're not near Warwick/Cov
2 grids of the fronts and backs of purses sewn by my 8 yr old son Hulk. Resembles a bingo card.  Numbers 1 (Dinosaurs and cupcakes), 5 (robots and robots), 9 (monsters and cupcakes),10 (strawberries and spots),12, (kawaii clouds and oranges),13 (kawaii clouds and rainbows) and 14 (unicorns and unicorns) are not crossed off as they have yet to be sold.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure if this the model's issue or an accessory that comes with the longjohns, but in either case, think I'll pass!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My two favourites, one near Old Trafford that I always go past on the way to the stadium and can only imagine has been the scene of many a stabbing and one just outside of Warwick that I went into once and thought I was about to be the next victim!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cute little thing in a farm park today.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Everything reminds me of her!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not sure I want a house that comes with 4 widows!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You and me both @thelilyallen.bsky.social , you and me both.
A screen grab of Lily Allen saying children ruined her pop career.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am watching TJ training in Coventry. There is limited seating. The smell from this bin which is in far too close proximity to the bench for my liking is overwhelming.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hulk (who recently turned 8) is attending a child's craft fair in September for which he has decided to make purses/small zip up bags. I am seeking your input, oh wise Internet people. He thinks the best visual is as many fabrics as posisble. I think they should coordinate. Opinions please?
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Facebook is wild. (I reported the post for doxxing and it appears to have been removed)
An unhinged facebook post of someone doxxing a sex worker who apparently gave this person's husband VD
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There's also the meditating capybara with a hidden message. This looks great on a t-shirt too!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I keep seeing Jimothy content so I bit. Available at www.thexstitcher.co.uk
A mug with a pencil drawing (by Jai R on fiverrr)  of Jimothy!)The reverse of the mug says Stay Trashy
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I went to the Shakespaw Cat Café in Stratford-upon-Avon and look at this beauty "Bottom"
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just looked up the news and frogface is trending. Looked at latest posts on Facebook. Do you know who also had "zero tolerance" of crime? Franco. I suggest you search up how that was handled.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Someone on Facebook was asking for a tshirts with Emma Thompson holding a chainsaw with the words "I think it's time to just look at a tree" above it. Never one to miss a chance, I found a pic of her holding a rolling pin, removed it and superimposed a chainsaw into it using photo editor!!
A plain white t-shirt saying "i think it's time to just look at a tree" with an image of Emma Thompson yielding a chainsaw above her head! There is a watermark of my logo on top so it can't be mistaken for someone else's work.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Would people buy this mug if I put it i my store?!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I do not care which words are which, there are two valid Romanian words that pair together as "cum pot" and that is enough for me.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hulk, aged 7, has drawn "Rock Pikachu" with a red mohawk. He may or may not have recently watched the Bill and Ted films.
A child's drawing of Pikachu as a rocket artist. He is playing a guitar, has a skull earring and red mohawk and he is saying "Dude"
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Twenty four years since this episode first aired and I have never seen or heard a better description of relationships!
Dr Cox from Scrubs with a transcript of his rant about relationships from S1 ep15 of Scrubs
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's payday, where did all your money go they ask?
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This mug came back to me thanks to Royal Mail fucking up and the customer ordered it for a special occasion so they've asked for a refund. Therefore I have this mug looking for its forever home. #TheBigLebowski
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Fans of the Big Lebowski? I just realised my website has been down for nearly 2 months so if you've been trying to buy, I'm sorry! www.thexstitcher.co.uk/product-page...
A white mug with a quote from Maude Lebowski from the Big Lebowski movie!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This font choice, it's deliberate right? I'm not seeing things.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Why is this man removing 7 seater vans and who from?
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
One for the ant and dec fans of 30 years ago!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Wonder if employers will now accept this as an excuse when hungover or tired. I'm not not doing my job, the circumstances rendered it impossible.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
In October I'm going to see Westlife. Looking for a specific picture on my phone, I stumbled upon this classic from when Bryan left the band!! [The shitrag did not belong to me]
A sad looking 20 year old girl holding up a copy of the S*n which was not hers but mentioned the split of boyband Westlife
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
4 years ago last month, one of my best friends in the whole wide world died quite suddenly aged 38. A few weeks after her death, her husband got a Facebook reminder of when I tagged him in a pic from my hen do. I tagged the penis in this picture. Every year, he gets the same memory reminder.
A photo of a girl with a hen do veil, in 70s style clothing including white platform boots, behind her a girl in 70s gear including faux afro wig holds a 4ft inflatable penis.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Aww yay! I'm drinking out of her right now!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Does anyone want this misprinted pair of Moira Rose mugs? My heat press was having a bit of a moment and confused Moira with Beetlejuice and gave her some stripey clothing. I'll take any offers covering postage
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
28 days ago I began a mammoth task (undiagnosed but everyone knows)... I am very pleased with the outcome!
A comparison image of a messy hellhole and an organised workspace
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Well what arrived at my house was more of a hideous orange colour... red dustpan for comparison
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
What colour would you expect this to be if you bought it online?!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The reality of working from home when you have a cat
A cat sits on the upper torso of a woman trying to do some workThe cat has moved so now its bumhole is on display and the woman has a less than impressed reaction on her face
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Found two of these super nerdy star trek gun things amongst my kids' stuff whilst clearing old crap out of their room... who THE FUCK are Chris and Jess?!?
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Anyone want this baby? Printed for a craft fair but the audience were not my type of people!!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Do they still.make anything to play/convert these on?! Just found it amongst a pile of stuff!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I went to Warwick market. Less than half the normal stalls. My favourite the Syrian man who sells falafel wasn't there. Found out the market organisers had advised non white traders to stay away because of a neo nazi protest in the centre of town. I don't know if I want to live here anymore.
Picture of warwick market square with protesters in the background and police. Credit Alex James Harvey on Facebook
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Been shamed into tidying up my downstairs office space. Am working through stuff from when I was in charge of mum's estate. Stumbled upon these beauties from the late 90s!! Is there anything more of its time?!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Got 4 of these badboys in a Too Good To Go bag last night. Each one is 21 SWIPS on slimming world. I'd happily eat all four of them and get weighed at 4lbs extra on Wednesday they're THAT good.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
And if Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, people ought to be happy to buy this now...😏 not misprinted or scratched, just printed for a craft fair whose audience didn't get me!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Also this (not misprinted but been in a bag with sharp things so the print has been worn off)
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Folks, I'm being forced to clear up my garage to make it more usable! Found this perfectly functional slightly misprinted cook pass babtridge mug. Any takers? I'll take postage costs!
A white mug with "cook pass babtridge" from Alan Partridge printed on itThe first B of babtridge is slightly more pink than purple
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Why I am the right person to be on a school PTA. For context, school (as most if not all schools are these days...) is a totally nut free environment. We are planning something with chocolate bars.
A whatsapp message exchange where the first person mentions "still tbc regarding the chocolate bars but currently looking into options/costings" and i reply "whole nut and fruit and nut currently front runners"
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The upside of this restaurant is that if you go out and forget to be there, no service charge will be added to your bill.
A restaurant bill that reads "for parties of 1 or larger, a 10% gratuity is applied automatically"
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Took Lightning to the vet earlier as she's been a but under the weather. As a sociopath/cat she already hates almost everything and everyone. In walks Toby, a big brown dog with a very loud bark. Presumably also not a fan of being probed. Lightning did not enjoy the experience.
A cat sits solemnly in s cat carrier.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Lightning wants you to know she's far too busy and important for any nonsense.
A cat, slowly tearing her owner's stomach apart with her claws, relaxes on her owner with a look in her eye of "I have had enough of your bullshit"
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
But first, tea.
Some bespectacled eyes behind a white coffee mug that says "fuck this shit" down the side.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Where you saw your first artist and the band or artist...
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