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Tsar Khan

@thetsarkhan.bsky.social
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Syteal Celadon ~Shihan of the Digital Dojo~ @digitaldojo.bsky.social · 3h
first stream of the week starts in an hour! We got Chinese Movie Night with @thetsarkhan.bsky.social and the kinosophers! Then it's Sakura Wars with @flatcohen.bsky.social and @madmanlocal.bsky.social !! #VTuber #SignalBoost #retro #cinema #SEGA #Streaming 🔁Reposts Encouraged🔁
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 3h
me
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 3h
mexican AND shawarma? man i got some studyin' to do
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 3h
and youre my favowite customer~
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 5h
i cant be the only one who heard "wife swap" and immediately thought the show was about sloppy seconds
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Syteal Celadon ~Shihan of the Digital Dojo~ @digitaldojo.bsky.social · 7h
@madmanlocal.bsky.social, @flatcohen.bsky.social en.bsky.social and I continue Sakura Wars tonight after another Chinese Movie Night with @thetsarkhan.bsky.social sarkhan.bsky.social and other kinosophers!! Friday marks the continuation of Megami Tensei and Portrait of Ruin! Dungeon Crawling!!
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 5h
when i get a call at work and the customer says i have a nice voice
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Thumper's Shy Reaction: Aww Really
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 8h
while i love this it does add more fuel to my conspiracy that coyote vs acme is a psyop
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11h
NEWS: New York City just recorded the fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders in recorded history through the first nine months of the year. Major crime is down 6.6% citywide, the largest year-to-date drop in 17 years, with declines in all five boroughs. 1/
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10h
does eatin a hotdog with a piece of sandwich bread in place of a bun make it an open face taco think emoji
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10h
the modus operandi of any ruling class is to keep the public fightin' with each other while they continue to pillage everything ai is the endpoint of capitalism a propaganda, thought control,, history rewritin', doubt sowin', labor rendin' theft machine so dont use it or you a bitch
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10h
with ai, these two components are taken up to 11, the ease is immense and the theft is so big that its almost impossible to fathom the veil got so thick its nigh unthinkable to sift through to the point we overcorrect and witch hunt each other on the suspicion of the theft and its what they want
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10h
this veil of ease completely hides the shady shit behind the scenes and the people and work that is being exploited, extorted, abused, and victimized it works to aid in the compartmentalization capitalism already undertakes to obscure the shady moves they do, just look at theranos as an example
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10h
it does this by being convenient; make somethin' so accessible and easy, it picks at that animal part of our brains to take the path of least resistance but of course, any good hunter knows thats the prime location to set a trap, like theyve done for us "no fuss, no muss"? theres always muss
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10h
seen a post where someone brought up the folk that say ai "doesnt take from anyone" and highlights sum'n i been thinkin' about ive said ai is the endpoint of capitalism for a long time and its pertinent here because one thing capitalism is really good at is gettin' compliance by obscuring the means
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 11h
reminds me of the time twitch did the same thing to a vod of mine where i streamed Night of the Living Dead, a famously public domain movie the fair use appeal unfortunately didnt work so i guess whatever chud is copyright claiming a public domain movie won 🤷
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 12h
crying (in da club) emoji
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ass Man by Billy Gunn son or Booty Man by Tim "Booty" Wilson and the Booty Callers daughter
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"follow the yellow brick road" ... "swallow the fellows big load" i do use my rhyming ability for evil sometimes
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like there’s an mRNA vaccine against pneumonic plague. Eat your heart out, RFK Jr. advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
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Novel Bivalent mRNA‐LNP Vaccine for Highly Effective Protection against Pneumonic Plague
The study investigates mRNA-lipid nanoparticle vaccines targeting Yersinia pestis, the causative agent of plague. Combined F1+LcrV mRNA vaccination elicited robust immune responses and protected mice....
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
explain your lore as badly as possible space jesus suplexes self, authorities weep
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when damien marley said "cant go release your sperms in guac" well i beg to differ sir
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
aiight yall its time it might be the end of cyberpunk waifu bartendin' as we know it what will happen? will jill be worn as a sock puppet? tune it to find out, same khan time, same khan channel www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
will fortes speech during the last hearing, roadrunners closing statement, dr lorres ending its enough to make a grown man cry part of me wants to believe this is a psyop turned good: WB shelved the movie for "tax" reasons because its a movie showin' the lil guy winning i hope its that, anyway
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
version of the backrooms called the smackrooms where its the normal backrooms but you feel the constant unease of a potential smack-cam looming around every corner
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Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 04/10/2026
Perfection
A painting done in a lot of pastel colors of a rainbow with a Pegasus jumping through it among the clouds. Around it it says "letting a robot brainstorm for you is like sitting in the cuck chair of life"
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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fake screenshot of Dracula from the game castlevania saying "what is a capitalist? a miserable pile of stolen wealth"
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ngl this might be one of my favorite movies of all time there were even a couple of occasions that almost brought a tear to me eye tho i will say the circumstances of the movie and its subject matter are so coincidental that i almost believe its a psyop but atleast its a fun psyop right?
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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To Be Continued Snoop Dogg
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know there is a hell of a lot going on right now. But not all of it is bad. Some is astonishingly good - like the results of this study from June. Cervical cancer is a terribly cruel thing. This might, at long last, be the beginning of the end of it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News headline "Young women now have 'close to zero' risk of cervical cancer death after HPV jab"
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
uwunabomber
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is wrestling 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is where i post from btw
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Cats: perching on CRT monitors and TVs since 19XX. The PC is an Olivetti M20, a Z80 based compy with its own OS and a fine line in vector green felines. Dual floppies - nice! Snapped from the Creative Black Book, published in '85.
A photo of a desktop PC with dual floppies and a slab like beyboard, on which stands a green-screen monitor with a grey, black, and white cat loading on top of it with a ball of yarn on the base unit below. A vector green cat on a PC is displayed on the screen. A pair of hands with long red fingernails can be seen, one resting on the keyboard and the other touching the side of the monitor.
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
aiight yall, its time for an oddity from da past i dun this a long time ago and it turned out to be a purdy guud stweam for early khan we gon be surfin' da shortwave radio... waves jawn me www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man one slab of spam and then every piss henceforth smells like it smh my head
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nah i dont have a taste for e coli
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the spu and i have a mutual understanding or rather a mutual MISunderstanding (rimshot)
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me increasing the gpu wattage to its highest safe limit: *frame dips at regular intervals in games* me reducing the gpu wattage to below stock: *frame dips go away* me:
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Kenan Thompson's 'Hmm' Reaction
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also since today is the day of announcements apparently episode 3 of the khan lore animatic series is gon drop by the end of the month 👀
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its dat time of da year yall the time where i ask YOU to submit your favorite weird, odd, scary, creepy, or otherwise unsettling videos to be viewed in the SCARY VIDEO EXTRAVAGANZA we'll view errythang live and play bingo with a custom card designed by me, winner gets a free art i await ya videos
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me ABOUT the industrial revolution
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Kamini @kamini.live · 02/10/2026
I hope the weather is clear when I can go!! www.patreon.com/BakehanaKami...
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Future Vlog for Salaryboo Tabihito! | Kamini Bakehana
Pending weather and conditions, please look forward to a vlog of Intern and I attempting the 30-minute uphill trek to the 天空の鳥居 (Gate in Sky
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