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Tsar Khan

@thetsarkhan.bsky.social
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 22m
listenin' back to the khanraoke vod sum'n i noticed about my voice is all the lil hitches, bumps, and crackles in it at first i was like "tsk tsk, voice" but then i realized what it reminded me of an old record, with all the imperfections gettin' picked up by the needle and dats kinda cool
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 43m
me: *scrolls up slightly to see emails* outlook: *scrolls ALL THE WAY to the top of mailbox* me: *scrolls back down* outlook: *freezes* me:
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 1h
alright NOW you may celebrate halloween
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10h
aiight yall, i been havin' tech issues but we is live we sendin' off tsartember with drawin' jawn me www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 21/07/2026
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Freedom Crew Go! @themajorfreedom.bsky.social · 20h
Did I ever show you all these masterpieces lol sorry uploads have been late, workloads picked up and I'm getting off work way later than I like :( I'm still going to post and stream regardless because you all are keeping me hopeful and I appreciate you all enjoying my stuff :)
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22h
Reading, and writing, are holy. I love reading novels because they tell me something. They say: "this is what someone believed enough to dedicate months or years of their life to say." This is just as true for the trashiest pulp as it is for the highest literature.
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Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 @emilylorange.bsky.social · 21h
"Music is over" is the mating call of a creature that thinks we sat around a fire 20,000 years ago and invented drums as an investment vehicle
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Isaac Anzu | VTuber | Time to work on the next album I guess @isaacanzu.bsky.social · 22h
AI could never make a greenscreen sock puppet video youtu.be/G65LESnmipw
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Efficiency - Isaac Anzu (Official Music Video)
Efficiency by Isaac AnzuPurchase the complete album, including th...
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 23h
khans adventures in overclockin' a gpu pt 1 (?) i flashed the bios to adjust memory, power usage, and thermals seems like adjustin' the wattage numbers for this single slot gpu causes frame dips at regular intervals in games strange, i wonder if thats a pcie issue or a card issue 🤔
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fitted sheet ... shitted feet
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Hot Calc @hotcalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw a video on a very, very small Sofubi factory that does things the old fashioned way and was overcame with the artistry of it all. Toys are art. Never forget that!
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Lilly (formerly Eris) - RETURN ON Nov.12th @erisvenia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway, Dark Souls 2 is the best souls game.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Gabriel Larragán Villalobos @gabriellarragan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in an effort to reclaim some of our mental dexterity, i would advise people to start tryna remember your friends' phone numbers but i had a realization how many of us actually use phone numbers to stay in contact its usually apps now from what i can gather
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
surprise khan collage (khan-llage?) which khan are you today 🤨
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
having seen kid koala live recently, im glad i found a studio version of this track 🙏 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp0U...
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Kid Koala - Moon River (Studio Version)
YouTube video by Periscope
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me not realizin' i was out of the upscale ramen and havin' to dress up maruchan with steak and spinach instead
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Desmondpacito's Energetic Cooking
ALT: Desmondpacito's Energetic Cooking
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schmoe :⬮] @spongebeatle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
having artist friends with styles way more complex than yours but they still fw you
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Chris Griffin Dances: Take On Me (Family Guy)
ALT: Chris Griffin Dances: Take On Me (Family Guy)
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Lainwithtea @lainwithtea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
>Steals from rich and gives to poor >Cursed Sword enjoyer >Skeleton Yeah no Yoshimitsu is the Goat no two ways about it
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was thinkin' earlier about how detached i am from a person that uses ai because i dont like to dictate a large portion of my stuff to other people then it reminded me of when i said ais tryna get us to sympathize with corpos then i realized startin' to believe ai is primin' us for slavery
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David Graeber Institute @davidgraeberinst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
text on capitalism from Hampton Institute.
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: *starts pissing* also me: is there no sign of light... as we stand innnn the darkness... watching the suuuuunnnn ariiiise
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Nethyr // nullptr::live @nethyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It sure is real according to the news article. The findings are in The New England Journal of Medicine, too. www.sciencealert.com/a-3-year-old...
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A 3-Year-Old's Cancer Disappeared After Doctors Reprogrammed His Own Immune Cells
A powerful advance in cancer-fighting medicine has achieved an extraordinary new milestone.
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Princess Tofu 𑣲⋆ @princesstofu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you a litterbug you have low iq and lack empathy
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i was lookin' up the evolutionary purpose of laughter and the wiki page for animal laughter had this wonder image
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
thinking about the batman cum injection again
"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
piracy is culture-building. file sharing is pro social. it is good to send your friends links and files and zips and pdfs and stuff. some of the tightest knit most incredible fighting game communities are built around pirated games and downloaded roms and this is not an accident its a feature
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aiight yall it is time fo stweam we iz tyin' off my vacation week with mo waifu bartendin' hopefully we gon be wrappin' this shit up soon cuz we got somethin'... special afterward somethin' with tentacles jawn me www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the game? i have not heard of this game is it the one that you just lost?
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Isaac Anzu | VTuber | Time to work on the next album I guess @isaacanzu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet another sin of Spotify is song length. You can't give me a two-minute ballad. Two minutes? Who cares? You can't be sad in two minutes. Fuck play count, I want that six-minute epic about how bad they hurt you. Nobody ever said Total Eclipse of the Heart should be shorter.
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⋆˙⟡ qiyra ✧˖⋆ @qiyra.net · 27/09/2026
Sorry, no, we live under capitalism and capitalism taints everything it touches. You do not get to be truly ethical if your goal is to be known online. You need to live with that. We can use this to do advocacy, to connect with each other, and to learn about the world but we can’t make it “good”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026
the world would be a better place if all science students also studied history- and I don’t mean “memorise the list of Presidents/monarchs”, I mean “here is why people have fought and killed each other in the past and how that ended up for everyone”
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love how dig dug was able to perfectly encapsulate anxiety in audio format with the tune that plays when you stop moving
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 27/09/2026
garfield video game (NES). garfield is looking kind of off model to the left, jon is to the right. jon is saying, GARFIELD I NEED YOU TO LEAVE FOR THREE HOURS SO I CAN JERK OFF
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Hot Calc @hotcalc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly posting crap like "YOU JUST LIKED BEING 10!” when almost every major remaining game franchise is an online only skinner box with stolen assets and unpaid artists is clueless at best and malicious at worst.
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Isaac Anzu | VTuber | Time to work on the next album I guess @isaacanzu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Slowly zooms in on your face as you realize I am a pawn of the capitalists" isaacanzu.bandcamp.com/track/the-fa...
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The Fate of All Flesh, by Isaac Anzu
from the album Discordant Hums of a Snapping Loom
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Cafe Kaicho ☀️ ⛅️ @cafekaicho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is one of my favorite images on the internet.
Spiderman saying “That's a cute opinion.
Did a YouTuber give it to you?”
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Isaac Anzu | VTuber | Time to work on the next album I guess @isaacanzu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We live in the most addicted, mentally unhealthy, consistently psychically assaulted society of all time and people still be like "you just have to choose the right mindset, you have free will"
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my generation used to get excited when a program let you waste all your familys ink printin' shit i think we'll be fine with less internet
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
shoutout to luke skywalker for takin' that back bump from the speeder bike like a pro
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
shoutout to sci fi settings where leather jackets are still in style gotta be one of my favorite geronimos
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verify this.
Wumpus (the Discord mascot) about to be executed by Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
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