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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang!

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

UAE 👈 not a 'nation state'

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Simple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If possible, join or help organize a group for presenting employee problems to the man agement.

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah dog obviously, do you think you are the first person to be sceptical of glory supporters

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Comically workmanlike Krillion #75 🦐 420 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

46% of people got #6??? What am I missing??? Is he in Fortnite? catfishing.net #823 - 6/10 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐟 🐟🐈🐈🐈🐟

catfishing.net

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Replies to this are fucking mental

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guy in SCARY clown mask playing Papa Roach on guitar @conorhaloreach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Writing a book called On The Enjoyment Of Pleasures

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 22/09/2026

when im in a "dying off screen in jurassic park to the point that you forget im even in the movie" competition and my opponent is samuel l jackson

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“No yeah, I like it. It’s kind of plasticky. Avant garde, I guess, in the world of scents. But you know how I loved the old lotion you used to wear. But I like this one too. Actually I love them both equally and they make me feel the same.” - The Diplomatic Boyfriend

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Would you like to read 3000 words from Grace Blakeley about why capitalism is, in fact, in crisis, for just 50p for a 10 year subscription?

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They call it that old mountain dew. And them that refuse it are few.

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A rare reminder of why until fairly recently people thought that the internet was a good thing

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The awful Man U podcast I hate-listen to when they've shat the bed is now sponsored by "Claude" 😂

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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

dutch ppl love to say shit like "i love gold" and "smoke and a pancake". they hate it when you say shit like "how about no"

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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 18/09/2026

6 - Chelsea’s Xabi Alonso is only the sixth manager to see his side concede 2+ goals in each of his first five games as a Premier League manager, after Mick McCarthy, Sammy Lee, Terry Connor, Slavisa Jokanovic, and Scott Parker. Problems.

Xabi Alonso gesticulates during his Chelsea side's loss to Brentford.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026

the AI people and the normal people should each get their own stuff

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

How am I, a man who likes the Simpsons and was on the internet at the time, not aware of '[number 6]' catfishing.net #815 - 7/10 🐈🐟🐟🐈🐈 🐟🐈🐈🐈🐈

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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game

Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Not just saying this but the value, quality, and speed of my haircuts has improved immeasurably over the last 6-7 years

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Kurdistan My Beloved

ALT: Kurdistan My Beloved

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Not even the blue guys avatar. Fuck off

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

'Math problem'. What the actual fuck are you talking about. They're numbers. 1 2 3 4. How have you contrived to create a fucking problem out of that

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Reading the Wikipedia of the oldest confirmed woman ever and seeing that STEM people questioned her very well documentated age simply because it was highly improbable. STEM mindset is a poison. Shove your 'bayesian analysis' up your arse 👍

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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey you remind me of this dumbass I used to know. This dumbass that stinks like crap.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026

I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They're calling him the Krillion genius Krillion #56 🦐 495 🏮🦑🏮🏮🦑🦑🦑

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Top 5 Prank Ideas 5. Airdrop pictures of Cartman 4. Dress such as Cartman 3. Cartman voice on the phone 2. Cartman business cards 1. Stewie voice on the phone

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Simple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When you go to the lavatory, spend a longer time there than is necessary.

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

"B-b-b-but AI helps me code 🥺" - when did I ask you to code?!?!?

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tex @thetofuwanter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

She learned this from Jordan off of Summer House

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