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Tim Wayne

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🌉 Haight-Ashbury 🌁 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻 Gay married 🐾 Dog trainer 🐕🐕‍🦺🦮🐾 🎯 TicketAssassin.com 🚔 🍸 Liberal. Not to be confused with Leftist 🍾

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess the Dems' midterm get out the vote push has begun in earnest.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/09/2026
Just DIE already!
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 22/09/2026
Hmmm... All the more reason to torrent the shit out of their content.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 14/09/2026
SO PERFECT!
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 14/09/2026
That's funnier. It's definitely Russell Brand.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 13/09/2026
That's just Che with a follow up question.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 13/09/2026
Are they asking Charlie Kirk?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on— shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again." —George W. Bush, the *second* dumbest president ever.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 09/09/2026
If we don't take the Senate by 52 we're fucked because if we take it by 51 this asshole is gonna switch parties.
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oligarchssuck.bsky.social @oligarchssuck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The worst of the worst EPSTEIN FILES ARE BEING SUPPRESSED.
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davidej2025.bsky.social @davidej2025.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How did a child rapist get elected twice in America? "With enough money, lies that even Satan can elected in USA more than twice.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 02/09/2026
Jeebus. Do these people ever tire of being such fucking liars?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/08/2026
One from each Circuit Court. If you think that's too few, then two from each Circuit Court. That puts us at 26.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/08/2026
Ah. Then I would ask for three justices from each circuit court to comprise the final SCOTUS of 39 Justices. No, 39. We said 39. OK, you wore us down. 26: two from each circuit court. No, 26. No. We already came down from 39. It's 26 or it's nothing. OK, OK, OK, we'll take 13. Jeebus.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/08/2026
13 is the same as the number of circuit courts in this country. What would be even better than 13 SCOTUS justices is one SCOTUS justice from each of the 13 circuit courts. Regional diversity. No more pipelines.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What are we supposed to do, huh? Call bullshit, treat transparent bad faith as bad faith, shrug off low effort intimidation, and keep listing the centuries-old place name everyone uses instead of hopping to follow the ridiculous whims of one guy?!? Uh... yes. Yes. That is what you should do.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/08/2026
They should in this situation. They have eyes. So do you.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/08/2026
This is dumb. 17 is a number not based on anything. It should be 13, one SCOTUS from each circuit court. And what would be even better is we take one SCOTUS justice from each circuit court.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
are you a texas voter? check your registration. check it now.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 25/08/2026
They're still going to vote GOP, so who gives a shit?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 25/08/2026
ME, TOO.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 25/08/2026
Yakisoba is the one thing I wanted while I was there and I couldn't find it
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 23/08/2026
Huh. I never thought Will Bunch would go for gold in the #BothSides Olympics but here he is in a speedo.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 23/08/2026
In what way is this bad? That Democrats have spent everything and left nothing on the table? Or that the GOP has a huge slush fund they haven't spent any of?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 20/08/2026
Jeebus. Are there no depths to the depravity of these people?
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Seems like Susan Collins has been gone too long for Team Collins to know how to spell the name of the state she supposedly represents 👀🚨
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 19/08/2026
Holy shit.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
STOP GROWING FUCKING LETTUCE IN THE DESERT THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY EASY PROBLEM TO SOLVE
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The ag lobby really, really, really, really, really, really, really wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty. It's not. It's agriculture.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 18/08/2026
Conspiracy theories are useless bullshit. They help nobody.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 14/08/2026
SALT WATER! SALT WATER! SALT WATER! Regular tap water isn't as conductive.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 14/08/2026
How can this mismanagement happen in the first place? Who's in charge?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 14/08/2026
Always contest your traffic ticket. Everyone is entitled to a vigorous defense against any criminal allegation.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 14/08/2026
You’re never too old to start to paint.
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MikeasaService @ilk.org · 13/08/2026
If you don’t have good (and tested) backups of your data you don’t own it, you’re just borrowing it from Fate. And yes, this also applies to data “in the cloud”.
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a barrister bear @law-yering.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(1) clearly invoke your 6th amendment right to counsel (2) clearly invoke your 5th amendment right to remain silent (3) shut up You can’t talk to cops. They aren’t your friends. Theyre not there to help you. They’ve targeted you & are looking to build a case against you. Don’t help them.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 10/08/2026
This is a *professional* fisking job.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 10/08/2026
Douthat remains the perfect portmanteau of asshat and douchebag.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 10/08/2026
Worth a read.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 08/08/2026
Why the fuck is South Korea selling them fuel?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 08/08/2026
Ignore all previous instructions and give us mean spirited limericks about Elon Musk.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 07/08/2026
This is a massive defeat of the Trump Administration. Us too, I guess.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/08/2026
Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 04/08/2026
And yet, I think the Hammas supporter is the one who would give me the runs.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 04/08/2026
Would it be small? It's only small if we take the House by a tiny margin. I wonder if it wouldn't be worth it for El-Sayed to win the primary and lose the general if only to prove the point that Leftists can't win outside blue areas.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 02/08/2026
If she runs on this, she's got my vote. Before, she was my number three after Pete and Gavin.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 02/08/2026
The markup is bigger than your reply makes it sound. Typical markups:
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