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Tim Wayne

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🌉 Haight-Ashbury 🌁 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻 Gay married 🐾 Dog trainer 🐕🐕‍🦺🦮🐾 🎯 TicketAssassin.com 🚔 🍸 Liberal. Not to be confused with Leftist 🍾

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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 02/08/2026
The markup is bigger than your reply makes it sound. Typical markups:
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 02/08/2026
In food deserts, I think it's fine to have a city-run store. Even better if they eliminate the markup (or as much of it as reasonably possible while still keeping the store running). It's a larger makeup than I thought. Take a look:
Markup for most grocery stores:
* Staple groceries (milk, eggs, bread): 5–15% markup
* Packaged foods: 20–40% markup
* Produce: 30–60% markup
* Meat: 15–40% markup
* Dairy: 10–30% markup
* Frozen foods: 20–40% markup
* Health & beauty: 35–60% markup
* Alcohol (where sold): 20–50% markup
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/07/2026
Cory Doctorow says AI is a bubble that's about to burst
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/07/2026
God. He's so stupid. It's unreal. When he is going to choke to death on a Big Mac? Please let it be soon.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 13/07/2026
WOW they move so fast #lindseygraham
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 12/07/2026
31 years in office. 0 sexual assault allegations from women.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 30/06/2026
Happy Pride. Waterfall in Yosemite. Not photoshopped or altered - this is what it looks like sometimes.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 25/06/2026
Hey straight assholes: We pushed your bigoted faces into this back in the nineties. Those of us who survived are happy to do it again with our boots on the back of your heads.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 25/06/2026
I didn't think I'd see a variation of "is coming out a mistake?" from an news source (other than some trash owned by Murdoch). Anyways, the answer to *every* news headline that contains a question mark is always a big "no". Are you asking this because someone in your office saw Tip Toe on Ch4?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 21/06/2026
BREAKING: Trump loses war against algae, sends $300 billion to 'Algaeria'
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 20/06/2026
One of these guys is John Cafaro, the Trump donor whose company won a no bid multi million dollar contract to renovate the reflecting pool... which is now infected with algae, and the paint is already peeling.
John Cafaro, the Trump donor whose company won a no bid multi million dollar contract to renovate the reflecting pool... which is now infected with algae, and the paint is already peeling, next to a photo of Paul Bearer, of WWE fame, who is similarly dressed, sized, positioned, mannered, dispositioned, and presented.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth! #juneteenth
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 19/06/2026
My sources are Gallup, Pew Research, Navigator polling, IMEU Policy Project, and others. Your source:
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 19/06/2026
Who says you can't?
A cracked pot - a crackpot.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 18/06/2026
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 12/06/2026
Susan Collins holding a sign saying "Thank you for your support"
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 24/05/2026
"Post blocked" has to be my favorite reply.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 02/05/2026
CALIFORNIA: Ballots are dropping. Please do not vote early. Wait until the last day you can send them in, or (like I do), fill it out the night before and walk it in on voting day and drop it off, then you get your sticker and a smile. Pictured: San Francisco Voters at the Neptune Society
Pictured: Voters at the Neptune Society Columbarium in 2008. Caption: Thousands of cremated remains surrounded voters casting their ballots at the Neptune Society Columbarium in San Francisco.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 26/04/2026
They have this block party in Brooklyn every so often. They play the best house music. I admire them from afar. I wish we could do this in San Francisco. #sanfrancisco #blockparty #brooklyn
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 25/04/2026
Please be a stroke please be a stroke please be a stroke please be a stroke please be a stroke...
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 25/04/2026
Don't do this. Under no circumstances should you unlock your phone and hand it to a TSA agent or any other kind of government worker who can take your phone. Once it is unlocked, they can look at everything on your phone; if your Gmail is connected, they can snoop your email going back years.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 24/04/2026
Did the Democrat do something right? YES Answer: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 19/03/2026
I'm pretty sure he's the bottom.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 16/03/2026
DRAMA UPDATE
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 24/02/2026
Hi secret police are unapologetically murdering citizens in the street in broad daylight in front of cameras. What a travesty of a shitty take.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 07/02/2026
It would be nice if they told us where they gather so we can personally laugh in their faces.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 04/02/2026
This trending topic on Threads is pretty funny. I decided to play along - I opened a tab in my browser, loaded up Michelle Obama's "Becoming", started it playing, and then minimized it, since I'm working. One more "vote".
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 03/02/2026
I would consider repointing the camera so that the section with the "1" label isn't in the camera. "2" shouldn't be in there, either, for that matter. Too harsh. If it was aimed 90º to the right, the background would be darker and the bird better illuminated.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 27/01/2026
Oh, but this IS what she voted for. This is *exactly* what she voted for.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 27/01/2026
Remember these assholes?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 26/01/2026
Bovino called Pretti a "suspect" @dana-bash.bsky.social called him on it once, but he didn't answer, and she didn't press. Why didn't she press OVER AND OVER until she got an answer? That's what the British journos would do. It's so hard for me to watch these interviews. I can't stand liars.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 26/01/2026
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell, 1984
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

George Orwell, 1984

Illustration shows Alex Pretti moments before he was shot.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 04/01/2026
Wrong again, Maureen Dowd. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 16/12/2025
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 06/12/2025
Wow, they're good.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 19/11/2025
I dare JD Vance to ask him why is he not wearing a suit
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 16/11/2025
Republicans: “You see, there is a range of pedophilia so raping a teenager is not so bad, it’s not like she was five”. Democrats: “We tossed Al Franken over a honka-honka joke”. At this point I'd trade both Harris and Gilibrand for Al Franken coming back to the Senate.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 16/11/2025
Fox News trying to normalize 15 years old as being an adult. They conducted this poll for the SOLE PURPOSE of putting this idea out there.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 07/11/2025
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 06/11/2025
Have you seen Erika Kirk's new outfit?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 02/11/2025
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 31/10/2025
The worst part of the JD Vance/Erika Kirk embrace situation is that Usha can’t even punish him by making him sleep on the couch.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 31/10/2025
The @nytimes.com is referring to the ACA as "Obamacare" again because they're about to print a bunch of bad news about it. Fucking. Assholes.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 29/10/2025
I can't wait to make these fuckers unemployed.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 28/10/2025
Lamer than a Rick roll.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 28/10/2025
Can you imagine any of the crooks working for Trump, or Trump himself, turning down a bribe? I can't. Reid was built differently.
In July 1978, a man named Jack Gordon offered Reid a $12,000 bribe to approve some new gaming devices for casino use. As longtime readers may recall, Reid quickly contacted the FBI, which set up a sting operation. The trap was set: Reid would host a meeting with Gordon, with FBI agents waiting in the next room, watching on cameras recording the exchange for use in trial. Reid was supposed to say, "Is this the money?" at which point, the agents would rush in and arrest Gordon.
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 22/10/2025
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 22/10/2025
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 21/10/2025
But what should I expect from an intolerant hatemonger?
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Tim Wayne @thetimwayne.com · 19/10/2025
Harry Sisson should be honored that he was singled out by Trump as the very first to be pooped on.
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