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Brendon the Employable

@thestatsrobot.bsky.social
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Biostatistician. Rōnin malewife. I live alone and drink a lot of tea. he/him. 5'3 (derogatory)

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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h
Ya know what? I voted against Trump 3 times and still ended up getting laid off. Where's my article?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 20h
I'm literally barely holding it together. Actually I'm mostly not if we're being honest
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Unitsix | Dark Fantasy Illustrator @unitsix.itch.io · 05/10/2026
#mörktober day 6 - Fog
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's the one they demoted me into
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my god. This is a data scientist job. It's all data tables and data management. There's no study design, no consults, no statistics, no manuscripts.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Victor? Mr. Marx is that you?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, we will have a decade where apparently nobody votedfor him according to them
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is all true, and makes sense. He was a Trump voting conservative *until it effected him directly* then he decided he was just a led astray centrist. He saw the consequences of Trump's policies first hand and it broke his reactionary brain. A kid had to die to do that.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The numbers are quite durable so far, and if anything over promising for Republicans where there's higher concentration of Latinos and young men
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I adjusted Maine down, and I can't believe it, Texas up. Kansas is a hot take and way too early but I'll stake my claim.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's absolutely amazing what they were able to achieve with RPG maker. Like one step away from programming the whole thing themselves.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly thought I was the only one playing it
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes it is ridiculous we have to do this, but I guess I'd rather conservatives waste their money on dumb ballot issues in Colorado than spend it on competitive races?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The conservative arguing on bluesky to "I guess I'll do OF now" pipeline.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It seems this giant satellite will run ONE gpu, and only in 15 minute bursts because they can't power or cool it continuously.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The chyron. My god...
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's been part of politics for over a decade, Trumpian language has seeped into and permeated all.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My team still exists, *I'm* just not getting to run it anymore. Part of why this stings so much
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*second 17 year old. Lautner was 17 when they started dating as well.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been doing it for 10 years. It's not too bad. And now some of them are getting divorced
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
False. It sucks and I'll nurse the scars until I die
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Then they accidentally see your liberal donation mailers and discover the secret that ends your relationship.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you think this happens by accident?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was not at all surprised who agreed with the sentiment
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very dark souls
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, because it's really good?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's like baby sea turtles, some of them make it to the ocean, some don't. Just the circle of life.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You ever sit in a wiating room and overhear shit that makes you realize that you're a background extra in someone else's office drama
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait. Why does he have an Amish beard?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would but I really like the people I'm leaving behind. I wouldn't want them hurt more
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Notes From An Anchor Baby @anchorbabynotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please no one tell Tuberville, who precisely, runs the internet.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've decided I'm quitting without a landing place. The professional humiliation of a demotion while still expecting me to do all my old work, my new inexperienced boss's micromanagement, the snobbery of this new team against my old one...I just don't think I can do it.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Couple of dlcs will even it out
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So it's worth buying?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He took her to Miami and now her and her dragon are bike cops in the sexy glamorous world of beach crime
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally some justice for all the poison shakes
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Socdem Lioness 🧦🌹 @socdemlioness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i understand the sentiment but im actually performing an additional layer of nested social commentary right now and people probably imagine it's marginally less weird because of familiarity
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fine folks at @hollowpress.bsky.social are awesome! I was willing to just swallow the extra $20 every book cost me at this point because I love your stuff but this is great.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...as a sacrifice?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a really insightful analysis. As a biostatistician these kinds of statistics are not my wheelhouse and I really appreciate reading about statistical methodology in polling aggregation and "correction." It all comes back to 2024 being the new trend or an outlier. I lean towards the latter.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What was once an entire antitrust suit now doesn't even get a mention
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Explain to me why whenwe do something they just roll it back, but when they do something suddenly it's permanent for all time? Why didn't the regulation settle the matter? Why is the undoing permanent??
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Senate polling update, per Nate Silver: ALASKA 🔵 +1.2% FLORIDA 🔴 +5.3% GEORGIA 🔵 +8.4% IOWA ⚪ +0.0% (TIED) KANSAS 🔴 +3.6% MAINE 🔵 +4.0% MICHIGAN 🔵 +2.9% MINNESOTA 🔵 +4.8% NORTH CAROLINA 🔵 +8.7% NEBRASKA 🔴 +0.9% NEW HAMPSHIRE 🔵 +3.1% OHIO 🔵 +4.1% TEXAS 🔵 +2.4% GENERIC BALLOT 🔵 +8.1%
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How pathetic is it that I'm this depressed about my job? I was the exceedingly rare person who loved their work.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's so easy to fall into a "bad" sleep schedule. I put it in quotes because it's bad for civil society, but clearly better for our bodies
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The game that brought us Jill Sandwich and Master of Unlocking deserves gritty realism only
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Viktor Oktobar 👁️ @fangandtentacle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
👁️ CARNAGE ON CAPE COD IS OUT 👁️ Get your copy now at rpg-trader.com/creator/562/... #ttrpg #solottrpg
Carnage on Cape Cod Interactive Novel book cover.
Fang&Tentacle production.
Black scratchy background. A crying eye is in the middle. Its shape resembles a cave. The iris is a black orb.A portrait of a person with a red string covering their face. Their bust is against a black background.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Woah, just shot up 4 points. Is this because of the South Carolina poll?
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