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Brendon the Employable

@thestatsrobot.bsky.social
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Biostatistician. Rōnin malewife. I live alone and drink a lot of tea. he/him. 5'3 (derogatory)

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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes it is ridiculous we have to do this, but I guess I'd rather conservatives waste their money on dumb ballot issues in Colorado than spend it on competitive races?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The conservative arguing on bluesky to "I guess I'll do OF now" pipeline.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It seems this giant satellite will run ONE gpu, and only in 15 minute bursts because they can't power or cool it continuously.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The chyron. My god...
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's been part of politics for over a decade, Trumpian language has seeped into and permeated all.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you think this happens by accident?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, because it's really good?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's like baby sea turtles, some of them make it to the ocean, some don't. Just the circle of life.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You ever sit in a wiating room and overhear shit that makes you realize that you're a background extra in someone else's office drama
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait. Why does he have an Amish beard?
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Notes From An Anchor Baby @anchorbabynotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please no one tell Tuberville, who precisely, runs the internet.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've decided I'm quitting without a landing place. The professional humiliation of a demotion while still expecting me to do all my old work, my new inexperienced boss's micromanagement, the snobbery of this new team against my old one...I just don't think I can do it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He took her to Miami and now her and her dragon are bike cops in the sexy glamorous world of beach crime
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Socdem Lioness 🧦🌹 @socdemlioness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i understand the sentiment but im actually performing an additional layer of nested social commentary right now and people probably imagine it's marginally less weird because of familiarity
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fine folks at @hollowpress.bsky.social are awesome! I was willing to just swallow the extra $20 every book cost me at this point because I love your stuff but this is great.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a really insightful analysis. As a biostatistician these kinds of statistics are not my wheelhouse and I really appreciate reading about statistical methodology in polling aggregation and "correction." It all comes back to 2024 being the new trend or an outlier. I lean towards the latter.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Explain to me why whenwe do something they just roll it back, but when they do something suddenly it's permanent for all time? Why didn't the regulation settle the matter? Why is the undoing permanent??
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Senate polling update, per Nate Silver: ALASKA 🔵 +1.2% FLORIDA 🔴 +5.3% GEORGIA 🔵 +8.4% IOWA ⚪ +0.0% (TIED) KANSAS 🔴 +3.6% MAINE 🔵 +4.0% MICHIGAN 🔵 +2.9% MINNESOTA 🔵 +4.8% NORTH CAROLINA 🔵 +8.7% NEBRASKA 🔴 +0.9% NEW HAMPSHIRE 🔵 +3.1% OHIO 🔵 +4.1% TEXAS 🔵 +2.4% GENERIC BALLOT 🔵 +8.1%
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How pathetic is it that I'm this depressed about my job? I was the exceedingly rare person who loved their work.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The game that brought us Jill Sandwich and Master of Unlocking deserves gritty realism only
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Viktor Oktobar 👁️ @fangandtentacle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
👁️ CARNAGE ON CAPE COD IS OUT 👁️ Get your copy now at rpg-trader.com/creator/562/... #ttrpg #solottrpg
Carnage on Cape Cod Interactive Novel book cover.
Fang&Tentacle production.
Black scratchy background. A crying eye is in the middle. Its shape resembles a cave. The iris is a black orb.A portrait of a person with a red string covering their face. Their bust is against a black background.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Woah, just shot up 4 points. Is this because of the South Carolina poll?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Didn't we JUST do this in February? Am I insane?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know what the danger is to tying your entire very tiny amount of self confidence and ego to your job? That job can go away.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I couldn't resist getting a collector's item while I still could after @getmoresmarter.com's Ian mentioned "kinda wanting to get one." I'll always own a piece of campaign finance malfeasance history.
A T-Shirt from Victor Marx's ill fated campaign, purchased from his campaign finance violating merch store.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
During standup today I had to turn my camera off and run to the bathroom because I was so nauseous I didn't think I'd make it. Just one freak out, or is being on a call with the VP now giving me anxiety attacks?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Typical capitalist decadence. Making you buy a new clock for every day.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
On the plus side I'll no longer feel awkward interacting anymore.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"ARE WE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE ANTIVAXXERS' HANDS!?" It's amazing how quickly Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt can be thrown at an issue, the public responds to it, and when quietly retracted weeks later, no one hears about it. No new articles, just the original ones, silently corrected.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Even my best is not all that salient to my speech patterns. I'd say a lot of this comes from purposefully becoming more "folksy" in the way I talk in order to make people feel at ease. (Potentially the most neurodivergent thing I've ever done.)
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#1 Tifa lover Hikari @shogun-hikari.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've developed a cold. I never get sick. It was 7 years in between getting sick before the last one. 11/5/24 was the last time I got a cold, so my body considers this as earth shattering and stressful as Trump getting elected.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was actually doing ok until I had to tell the team. I just couldn't keep from crying, it just kept coming.
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NeonRot @neonrot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Come one, come all! To the second Great Taured Jam! Running from the 7th to September 30th! Voting ends on the 11th. And you should vote, as this one has a prize. An unreleased, unseen and untested full Fukuzatsu+ expansion! Mark the date folks and click the link below! itch.io/jam/fukuzats...
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Remember when HBomberGuy put out that video on the antivax movement and Brian Deer's book saw a noticeable uptick in sales?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ladies with jobs, DM me
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
oh my god. What a day. To top it all off my old boss, the one that advocated for me and got me here, is dying of cancer in her mid 40s.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can't feel my hands. 8 years.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
GUESS WHO JUST GOT A MEETING WITH HR ON HIS CALENDAR
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They just laid off my closest work friend, the guy who hired me 8 years ago.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We keep posting this to each other in the manager chat
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Love that shadow docket
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lavrentiy Beria has been a great head of the NKVD. He just has some issues in his personal life he's working through.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Made my grandmother zucchini bread for her birthday cake.
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Andrew Mar @andrewkmar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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