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Brendon the Employable

@thestatsrobot.bsky.social
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Biostatistician. Rōnin malewife. I live alone and drink a lot of tea. he/him. 5'3 (derogatory)

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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Playing a game where you run a 90s video store because my life is going so well.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the 1960s the first simple chatbots convinced the uninformed public that the computers were sentient. That didn't make them right.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I adjusted Maine down, and I can't believe it, Texas up. Kansas is a hot take and way too early but I'll stake my claim.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly thought I was the only one playing it
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The conservative arguing on bluesky to "I guess I'll do OF now" pipeline.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It seems this giant satellite will run ONE gpu, and only in 15 minute bursts because they can't power or cool it continuously.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been doing it for 10 years. It's not too bad. And now some of them are getting divorced
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you think this happens by accident?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, because it's really good?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fine folks at @hollowpress.bsky.social are awesome! I was willing to just swallow the extra $20 every book cost me at this point because I love your stuff but this is great.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Explain to me why whenwe do something they just roll it back, but when they do something suddenly it's permanent for all time? Why didn't the regulation settle the matter? Why is the undoing permanent??
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Woah, just shot up 4 points. Is this because of the South Carolina poll?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I couldn't resist getting a collector's item while I still could after @getmoresmarter.com's Ian mentioned "kinda wanting to get one." I'll always own a piece of campaign finance malfeasance history.
A T-Shirt from Victor Marx's ill fated campaign, purchased from his campaign finance violating merch store.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Even my best is not all that salient to my speech patterns. I'd say a lot of this comes from purposefully becoming more "folksy" in the way I talk in order to make people feel at ease. (Potentially the most neurodivergent thing I've ever done.)
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We keep posting this to each other in the manager chat
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Love that shadow docket
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A more appropriate Brendon for this era.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pornbots are over here too?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wonder why this guy is against selling the parking lot to a company trying to develop a 110 room hotel...
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lol
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Should look like this when ripe
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🎃
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Rampicante Tromboncino!
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The LG Dual Up is a crazy stupid monitor, but if you code for a living it is amazing. The two 1440p screens stacked on top of each other is perfect for it.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Absolutely delicious tomatoes, but they crack at the slightest disturbance at all. Very disappointed until someone can breed in some more water resilience and calcium defense.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You're telling me there's a dark, witchy lady in this game AND she's mean AND she's dismissive of you AND she's a loner?
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is very exciting. This piece of Lam's from the Truth Is Out There zine is hands down in my top 5 pieces of art ever. It's haunting and beautiful; stark, cold, but eith a resilience. I can't wait to see what else people come up with. The X files is ripe ground for amazing work in my opinion.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think I have the maximum disordered sleeping schedule you can have while maintaining a job that happens during normal hours
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I did the type test thing that everyone is doing. I just can't see dating any of these girls. They're all far too nice, bubbly, and light. I do have a weird taste, as my best friend used to say, "You date the type of girls who don't smile in pictures."
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't understand why everyone hates these things
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No offense, but I would 100% take "two condom rock" Collective Soul over the syphilis and herpes infected dick of Numetal. Earnestness over infantile edginess every day of the week.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I mean seriously, what the fuck is wrong with centrists? Nobody watches network news, least of all the guy who failed to interview Trump with any pushback 4 times. There's nothing they love but reactionary do nothing slop.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The complexities involved with writing a lookup system for generic pharmaceuticals using the RxNorm database will melt your brain.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What a time to be alive
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Literally the exact kind of shit the quack J Harvey fucking Kellogg would come up.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dickless rubberstampers. Every step of the way they just want to LOOK like they're doing something.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Now vaccinate your kids." "See? We were right about the dyes, we must be right about the shots too!"
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Macedonian engraved pepper. Rezha. Very flavorful and odd
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Knocking your ass down off your extremely small toes
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Larry might want to move this one
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just can't understand why people are so anti datacenter
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How does she expect this to play out? She overturned Roe. If she can't find a wsy to reckon with it, she is toast.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is an isosynchronous catx usb extender attached to an industrial bluetooth module and 12dbi antenna in my pantry that attaches back to my desktop on the other side of the house. With this, I finally have full coverage with my headphones across the entire house and yard.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah the further integration with Bibi's military control will bring nothing good to America. Militarily they have continually fucked with us, moving too soon (Stuxnet), too fast, engaging us in things we didn't ask for and vetoing things we should have full control over.
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Brendon the Employable @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
These god damn cowards. "Haha, yessir, my wife is the ugliest human ever born and my dumbfuck children should be put down!" Whatever boot he thrusts out, they lick.
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