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@thesoccergoose.bsky.social
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Animal Well has no business being so scary. Yet I consistently find myself surprised by the creatures in this game. Absolutely loving the sound design of this game as well.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Made some linocut art for the first time. Today was a good birthday.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beard is looking extra scruffy these days.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Monica Morrill @mmorrillart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heron at Sunrise 8x8 acrylic on canvas Available in my etsy store!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/10/2026
New York, it’s official. We’re extending our Open Play program to keep select fields lit at night for free pickup soccer this fall & next summer. Restarting tonight, you can play soccer from 10pm-2am at select parks in all 5 boroughs. Drop in or sign up online. Locations/details at nycopenplay.com
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After only hearing great things I decided to buy Well Dweller. Very excited to start it after I finish Animal Well. Which in hindsight just feels right even if it was a coincidence.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chris Berman yelling WOOP from beyond the grave
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t tell if Animal Well is a brilliant video game or a demented one. The style will certainly stick with me for awhile. I don’t normally like metroidvanias but this one I’m enjoying.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So what are we pooling our $25 MLS settlement money towards?
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
designing a minnesota vikings prince jersey
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was not prepared for how brutal (compliment) the combat would be in Witcher III. As clunky as the combat is I find it pretty damn satisfying.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, The Witcher rips. The story, the music, and the world all have me hooked. Combat is a bit janky but don’t let that discourage you. Really excited to learn all the various mechanics in this game.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess now is as good a time as any to start this game. Any tips for a beginner?
A tv showing the title screen for The Witcher III: Wild Hunt.
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Soccer Sheet @soccersheet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soccer Sheet can exclusively report Ashley Sanchez will be in the next #USWNT camp per sources familiar.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two genders
trans am firebird logoatlanta city fc logo with phoenix in the middle
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It appears I have teleported to Texas by mistake or Bluesky thinks so anyway.
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* Bluesky
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vou can delete vour account.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This timeline just continues to amaze me.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Haslams (who gave Deshaun Watson a shit ton of money *after* two dozen allegations) still haven’t fired Higuain. Oh and they were given an NWSL team. Support women and all that. That expansion still baffles me.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine being one of the best athletes of all time AND filthy rich. Yet still deciding to promote this garbage.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s kind of wild how Saint-Maximin has made the entire Charlotte FC roster better nearly instantly.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
look at this polite heracross
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing a heracross standing on the ground with its claws together and green trees in the background and a pokeball in front about to be captured in the Pokémon anime
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This lot of NASL, ASL, MISL, and other leagues stickers is pretty damn cool. ebay.io/m/XRiU9B
ebay.io
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This kid is sick for having Adrianne Lenker, Cigarettes After Sex, and Mac DeMarco on his hype playlist. (Compliment)
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pour out a cold one for this League One relic.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*screams in rural America*
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Alexi Lalas has agreed to open for Ed Sheeran.
Album cover for Ginger by Alex Lalas
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
episode 021
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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw this lizard yesterday
A tiny lizard clings to a log while under the heat lamp. His eyes are closed and he looks very peaceful
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blue Wednesday is going to stick with me for awhile. The themes of mental health and trying to find time for creative endeavors really spoke to me. I need more short story driven video games in my life.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Up the little boats!
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 13/09/2026
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight feels like a good night to stay in and start a new Pokemon romhack.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Something about a little boat with a little soccer ball on a crest just feels right.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Prideraiser 🏳️‍🌈🖤🤎🏳️‍⚧️⚽ @prideraiser.org · 12/09/2026
Can you help? Our volunteers are looking for supporters group contacts in English-speaking countries outside of North America. If they play ball in the fall, we want to make new friends! www.prideraiser.org/about/
prideraiser.org
About Prideraiser: Supporting with Pride
This page is written for an audience composed of soccer supporters group membership/leadership. Click here if you are involved with a local LGBTQ+ charity.At Prideraiser,…
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finally was able to win the USL Cup with this squad. Didn’t win the regular season but 69 points isn’t bad.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kids these days wouldn’t understand how diabolical an attack this is. Prime Romario Williams and Daniel Rios matched with Aodhan Quinn isn’t fair. Seems worthwhile to mention Neveal Hackshaw pinged 6 assists from the CB position.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Serious contender for “most open a wide receiver has ever been in any football game ever”
A Boston College receiver, alone in the middle of the football field
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Road to 79 ⚽ USL · Normal · 4-4-2 · Dominic Casciato 82 pts · Out in the Quarterfinal 🟩🟨🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟥🟩 ⚽ Fall 26 🏅 Record Breakers · Free Scoring · Winning Machine 75points.americansocceranalysis.com Crushed the league…only to crash out in the playoffs.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our first 9/11 without Dick Cheney. He's looking up at us, though
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This USL build-a-squad game is very fun. Bringing back serious nostalgia. 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
75points.americansocceranalysis.com
Road to 75
Spin a fantasy squad out of every MLS, NWSL or USL team-season, then chase a record points total and the Cup.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is something deeply funny about a man emptying a port-a-John while blasting Beautiful by Christina Aguilera.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Blue Wednesday has hit me right in the feels. Don’t think I’ve ever identified with another video game character as much as I have with Morris. The way this game talks about depression, anxiety, and balancing work and creative endeavors is so good.
You know how I worry too much.
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