lexer @theshrine.ca · 22/08/2026she's even presentbly doubling down, which makes it much funnier, but i still am proud of having had this happen on the bird app. whoopsie! 110
Reposted by lexer🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18/08/2026emails find people every day it’s about time we put a stop to that 612145
Reposted by lexerCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024You don't recognize them as jazz hands because I have avant-garde jazz hands with mild grindcore influences 836165
lexer @theshrine.ca · 18/08/2026one possible solution is to do what @doctorow.pluralistic.net does, and just fire off a thread of thread of threads containing approximately eight and a half million posts that also reference another eight and a half million posts 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 17/08/2026brb gonna bash my piano like lizst on methamphetamines hoping to achieve fire 🙏 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 17/08/2026the only character flaw in max is temporarily nicking doof guy's flamethrower geetar to bash another mook's face in, which like. super cool. but bruh. don't fuck with another's strings, even if the thing does actually shoot fire 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 17/08/2026coma doof guy never did anything wrong, he just did it all for the lulz 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 16/08/2026aaaaaaaaaaa it's always a tiny minority of extremely motivated nutjobs who silently take over and ruin everything. and i forgot about this article because it was from a million years ago i mean almost THREE years ago 🙃 000
Reposted by lexerGil Durán @gilduran.com · 15/08/2026First I was banned from X/Twitter. Then Facebook banned my newsletter. Then X/Twitter banned me permanently. Now YouTube disables my channel the week of my book launch. Was it something I said? 👉 www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne... 572146758
Reposted by lexerIslandRider (NAFO) @islandrider.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“Abusive, slanderous, and bizarrely demanding” Babe, get in the car, we’re going shopping 01112
lexer @theshrine.ca · 16/08/2026this is a fantastic way to sus out a place, can confirm. i do it with restaurants all the time 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 15/08/2026she gets to live rent free so the occasional nap disturbance for a photo op is totally legit 😤 010
lexer @theshrine.ca · 15/08/2026the one on the right was on track to be mum's fav because they look the most like her, but sadly there was a bit of an error when the colouring on the legs was being finalised 😔 010
Reposted by lexerDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers. 304933935
lexer @theshrine.ca · 15/08/2026i don't even remember who the """journalist""" was, but it genuinely doesn't matter because the new york times is hot garbage regardless of which stenographer of the state department is shoveling garbage du jour whatever merits the NYT has or may have had are utterly eclipsed by that. 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 15/08/2026goes to reflect on the quality of the new york times' journalism when their ever shrinking staff is spending their time scrolling down a list of thousands of people, tearfully right-clicking and hitting "Block", all whilst choking back "why... why do all of these people hate me?" 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 15/08/2026dude fell for the bait. i'm now blocked. when i hopped in with this mundane shitpost it was at around 1,200 reskeets. so, a new york times journalist has nothing better to do than go and block over a thousand random people online because they called him out for being a dipshit? galaxy brain move 100
Reposted by lexerKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet. 17455922065
lexer @theshrine.ca · 15/08/2026don't read anything this guy publishes but the ratioing is very funny 000
Reposted by lexerParis Marx @parismarx.com · 15/08/2026How about some sanctions on US and Israeli officials who launched an illegal war and committed war crimes?cbc.caCanada announces new sanctions on Iranian officials over Strait of Hormuz | CBC NewsCanada has announced new sanctions against five senior Iranian officials, accusing them of being involved in activities obstructing navigation rights in the Strait of Hormuz. 419538
Reposted by lexerDr Surekha Davies, Historical Monster Consultant (she/her) @drsurekhadavies.bsky.social · 13/08/2026As for the school and university administrators, government ministers, and company executives force-feeding their students/citizens/workers from the ecocide-plagiarism-psychosis-harassment-IP-theft-surveillance-technofascist-radioactive-waste machine: they are enablers and collaborators. 5/5buttondown.comWho made the monsters? A lesson from Del Toro's FrankensteinThanks for reading my free newsletter! If you’d like to support my work, you might consider buying or gifting HUMANS: A MONSTROUS HISTORY. Excellent free... 0238
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026this dude is a legend and hell yes he should be drawing more film posters PLEASE. i figured disney/marvel would bring down the lawyer hammer on him but they seem to be rolling with it www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caPrince George movie theatre employee goes viral after hand drawing Spider-Man poster | CBC NewsA Famous Players 6 employee in Prince George, B.C., improvised and drew movie posters for the film Spider-Man: Brand New Day when the official movie posters never showed up. 020
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026i know there's a zillion threads on this platform whining about AI (including my own) but i'm still going to add my two and a third cents anyways skipthedishes now has AI in its search for grocery stores? what the fuck. stop doing this ffs 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026tada. here it is. thank god AI is somehow magically immune to having its input well poisoned unlike traditional search engines! absolutely nothing can go wrong with a tool that's ultimately controlled by a psycho neonazi billionaire. absolutely nothing! 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026this techbroguy isn't wrong, in that google search has been churned into a pile of useless mush. but i guarantee you the next sentence will be... 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026if your job is creating tools that displace other jobs given this extant fucked-up political economy, then you have no reason to celebrate. also, [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026and "some google engineer" is intentionally worded because i dunno who this asshole is and don't really care beyond "the work he's doing is dangerous and needs to be reined in. here's one of the grand wizards of this techbro AI cult himself sprouting equally deranged nonsense, minus the awareness: 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026forgot alt text: some google engineer working on Gemini tweeting "there’s already some things I’ve stopped using AI for, can’t give up my artisan craft :)" 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026these people are deranged. that they have some degree of awareness over the damage their tools can inflict makes them even more dangerous. 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026lego makes a lot of dumb stuff ever since they did the shift to licensing other stuff but this one takes the cake thus far. why would you buy the fucking logo of a franchise? insane. 010
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026endlessly amusing that the actual rover is still going but lego gave up on the kit 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026very odd use of the word whimsical. for me "whimsical" involves less of wondering if i'm undergoing a schizophrenic episode or not whenever i walk up to my front door 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026"BREAKING: 'tepid' just discovered. here's an entire article detailing my journey and why Aryan people need to protect this temperature range" 1140
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026if you can't peddle your racist views with pure hatred, why not add in some """science""" to make it more convincing for... who exactly? 020
Reposted by lexerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/08/2026oh that's lots of fun, i like that a lot 876091
Reposted by lexermolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026you should be allowed to rip the pervert glasses off their pervert faces and stomp them on the ground like a spotted lanternfly 1003403459
lexer @theshrine.ca · 13/08/2026or for bonus hilarity a very healthy ICE officer who just rolled poorly on the dice of life 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 13/08/2026they are so comically self-unaware that it hurts my brain. a solid "fuck you" to this company. **cops are not workers**. they routinely serve as the paramilitary wing of a fascist State; just look at how long this one article is: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... #AbolishICE #AbolishThePolice 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 13/08/2026all of their promo materials feature one cop using the GLOVE against the target. as if yank cops don't just dogpile the (probably black) victim. 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 13/08/2026i know this is a ridiculous thought experiment but let's just say that ICE officers aren't a pack of psychotic morons and are well trained in the usage of these things. these requirements are beyond absurd for them to be safely deployed in the chaos that is a protest. #AbolishICE 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 12/08/2026also please god(s) if we can just have one win. one hilarious win over this nonsense... an article about how an ICE officer with a pacemaker accidentially yeeted himself. preferably whilst trying to jack off. #AbolishICE 200
lexer @theshrine.ca · 12/08/2026inb4 the wave of news stories about how they've killed protesters with these stupid things because a bunch of them grabbed a hold of someone and wouldn't let go until their heart was turned into cooked meatloaf #AbolishICE #AbolishThePolice 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 12/08/2026i looked up the specs on these things, and they well more than capable of pumping out enough juice to induce cardiac arrest. and i'm sure all of the very well-trained ICE cops will attempt to use these as responsibly as possible to prevent such from happening. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/... 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 11/08/2026true comedians and writers stand on the shoulders sticking out of a heap of sacrificed followers willing to help out 020
lexer @theshrine.ca · 11/08/2026i thought you were just gonna pick on those minis (ones from the kickass death star kit, heh) but nope this thread is *thorough*. 010