lexer @theshrine.ca · 22/08/2026she's even presentbly doubling down, which makes it much funnier, but i still am proud of having had this happen on the bird app. whoopsie! 110
lexer @theshrine.ca · 16/08/2026aaaaaaaaaaa it's always a tiny minority of extremely motivated nutjobs who silently take over and ruin everything. and i forgot about this article because it was from a million years ago i mean almost THREE years ago 🙃 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 15/08/2026goes to reflect on the quality of the new york times' journalism when their ever shrinking staff is spending their time scrolling down a list of thousands of people, tearfully right-clicking and hitting "Block", all whilst choking back "why... why do all of these people hate me?" 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026i know there's a zillion threads on this platform whining about AI (including my own) but i'm still going to add my two and a third cents anyways skipthedishes now has AI in its search for grocery stores? what the fuck. stop doing this ffs 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026tada. here it is. thank god AI is somehow magically immune to having its input well poisoned unlike traditional search engines! absolutely nothing can go wrong with a tool that's ultimately controlled by a psycho neonazi billionaire. absolutely nothing! 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026this techbroguy isn't wrong, in that google search has been churned into a pile of useless mush. but i guarantee you the next sentence will be... 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026and "some google engineer" is intentionally worded because i dunno who this asshole is and don't really care beyond "the work he's doing is dangerous and needs to be reined in. here's one of the grand wizards of this techbro AI cult himself sprouting equally deranged nonsense, minus the awareness: 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026these people are deranged. that they have some degree of awareness over the damage their tools can inflict makes them even more dangerous. 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026lego makes a lot of dumb stuff ever since they did the shift to licensing other stuff but this one takes the cake thus far. why would you buy the fucking logo of a franchise? insane. 010
lexer @theshrine.ca · 14/08/2026endlessly amusing that the actual rover is still going but lego gave up on the kit 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 13/08/2026they are so comically self-unaware that it hurts my brain. a solid "fuck you" to this company. **cops are not workers**. they routinely serve as the paramilitary wing of a fascist State; just look at how long this one article is: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... #AbolishICE #AbolishThePolice 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 13/08/2026all of their promo materials feature one cop using the GLOVE against the target. as if yank cops don't just dogpile the (probably black) victim. 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 13/08/2026i know this is a ridiculous thought experiment but let's just say that ICE officers aren't a pack of psychotic morons and are well trained in the usage of these things. these requirements are beyond absurd for them to be safely deployed in the chaos that is a protest. #AbolishICE 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 12/08/2026i looked up the specs on these things, and they well more than capable of pumping out enough juice to induce cardiac arrest. and i'm sure all of the very well-trained ICE cops will attempt to use these as responsibly as possible to prevent such from happening. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/... 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 08/08/2026wait what "influencers" are soulless grifters who would do anything for a buck? my mind is much wow on the plus side this polling data is encouraging www.cbc.ca/news/busines... 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 06/08/2026so the solution to having #flock cameras being (righteously) pillaged is to... replace them with #axon cameras that could potentially be (righteously) pillaged. www.404media.co/cities-are-d... 010
lexer @theshrine.ca · 05/08/2026brain fart, shoulda thought to do the proper "nuke it from orbit" option. 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 05/08/2026to my eternal embarrassment, i forgot i had a *ha*geepissteamshirt subscription. i'm tired of this #AI #AIslop nonsense gaining traction; it's time to pull a plug on a tool that isn't even all that useful tbh 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 05/08/2026okay i wanted to find an accompanying video for this hilarity, but i instead discovered that cat staircase tubes are a thing, and yes i am going to be installing one ASAP 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 04/08/2026#AOE2 #AgeOfEmpires2 DE writes out a lot of dumb log files. i managed to punk the `telemetry` folder with using a blank file, but doing so with the `SlowLog` folder causes the game to crash 😆 001
lexer @theshrine.ca · 03/08/2026literally bombing the moon is some really dumb high tech shit, but we have some really smart low tech shit that could have solved this problem had it been deployed on June 28, 1989 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 03/08/2026i don't know how to translate "please replace" into the Gregorian calendar, but hopefully whoever the tech "Me Soon" is can get around to fixing this medical device 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 26/06/2026so anyways here's a funni maymay to end it all. hit like and subscribe for more commie posts 110
lexer @theshrine.ca · 16/12/2025* indicates the descimation of the oil and gas industries that destroy the world so as to make line go up. and then, we (the people who aren't in 'the club') get to suffer the consequences of ecological devastation 000
lexer @theshrine.ca · 21/10/2025the list of services affected by yesterday's AWS oopsie should prove to people that amazon is way too big and needs to be slammed with anti-trust lawsuits and [updated] Sherman Act'd into a million pieces #AWS #Amazon 010
lexer @theshrine.ca · 13/10/2025what is truly surprising about this discovery, and after asking all of my friends and giving them "the apple test", the results have been quite interesting indeed: most people i've spoken to self-report as a 3, possibly a 2 if they can focus 100
lexer @theshrine.ca · 12/10/2025i finally managed to tweak my language to get imageFX to produce this absolutely incredible image 100