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The Sharlinator

@thesharlinator.bsky.social
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former californian, newer parisian burnt out software architect, D&D nerd, newly minted baby volunteer first responder I have friends everywhere if you remember me from twitter, no, please, god, no you don’t

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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 3h
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Anakin & Padme: Attack of the Clones Meme
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 4h
"picking up a police grenade" oh do you mean the *police union* said he *appeared to have picked up a police grenade* while multiple witnesses argue the opposite? Do better, AFP.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 18h
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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Olivier Bénis @olivierbenis.net · 9h
Il y a des gens qui vont démissionner à un moment, ou bien c'est admis dans l'imaginaire collectif qu'il est légitime de tirer des engins explosifs (et d'autoriser qu'on tire lesdits engins) sur des lycéens sans que personne ne se dise "ça va immédiatement me coûter ma place" ?
"J'ai vu sa main exploser"
L'accident s'est produit pendant un mouvement de foule d'après des élèves présents sur place. Des CRS sont intervenus et ont fait usage de gaz lacrymogène et de grenades de désencerclement. "On a voulu bloquer le lycée ce matin. On a commencé à se faire gazer alors qu'on n'a rien fait de mal", témoigne une lycéenne. "J'étais à côté du camarade qui s'est blessé. D'un seul coup, il a reçu quelque chose vers sa main et ça a explosé. J'ai vu sa main exploser", témoigne une autre élève. "C'est très choquant. J'ai failli vomir", continue-t-elle. "Il ne l'a pas ramassé, il l'a reçue sur sa main", insiste la lycéenne. Le préfet du Pas-de-Calais et le maire de Lens se sont rendus au lycée pour une conférence de presse.
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 7h
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The X-Files Opening Sequence Intro
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 8h
me: my latest insane burnout obsession is to quit and apply for medicine bridge program next year and see if it sticks the world:
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Gothel and The Plague Lantern
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 11h
Bluesky folk, incredibly specific question but: anyone *in Europe* have a good recommendation for silicone (or other safe material) wedding bands? Enso looks like a fun brand but their delivery to France is a bit expensive and they're restricted on the models.
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 11h
Update: I am also missing TWELVE CELINE DION CONCERTS
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 12h
following the happy news that i do not have a stress fracture i unfortunately have to follow through with the most horrifying thought anyone can have: having to book physiotherapy appointments
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Mediapart @mediapart.fr · 04/10/2026
Pas besoin d’avocats ni de communicants : CNews assure gratuitement la défense de Jordan Bardella Par @yunnesabzouz.bsky.social et @davidperrotin.bsky.social
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Pas besoin d’avocats ni de communicants : CNews assure gratuitement la défense de Jordan Bardella
Il est bien pratique d’avoir une chaîne de télévision à sa disposition quand on est mis en cause. Depuis nos révélations sur ses écrits antisémites, CNews recrache les éléments de langage de Jordan Bardella. Une véritable agence de propagande qui ne lui coûte rien, sur une fréquence publique. 
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 23h
how do I mute sports
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We bought toys for the dog and just realized all of them are squeakers. Pray for me.
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Colorado front range, Garden of the gods and Pikes Peak. The mountain got over a foot of snow which is great news. (Pano so expand for the full shot)
Red rock formations at the base of a snow capped mountain in the background
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
POPE LEO <turns chair around, sits, placing his arms on the back>: You want to hear about an Influencer, one with a direct connection to a superior intelligence?
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
watching the Pitt with my husband
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this puppy's about to be so fucking spoiled
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
#SpookySeason
Two side by side phone lock screens.

Left: 11:59 Monday September 30
Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver, Ghostbusters) wearing a grey wool winter coat and pink scarf in normal makeup.

Right: 12:00 Tuesday, October 1

Zuul has taken over the body of Dana Barrett and she vamps in an off the should red shirt and slutty hot eye makeup.
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t feel like a particularly maternal person but I just saw a 10 year old kid cross a busy street staring down at his phone, NOWHERE near a crosswalk, and barely react to the car that honked at him and when I tell you my legs started speeding up
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in a world of shit news I will take the following piece of good news: I do not have a stress fracture! Yay!
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Mentally where are you” “I fell asleep getting an MRI”
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Girl Exhausted on Swing
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How do you do fellow text based social media app users who actually care what the text says
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it took me like two shops to find black boots that fit the requirements of the volunteer first responder org I'm joining and also make shoes in "what do you mean size 4 is too big are you sure you're not a child" size. VICTORY FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even Ted Faro was smarter than these guys
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone who uses the phrase “mind virus” unironically is someone I want as far from my children’s education as possible.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hashtag un problème de compétence
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can someone explain the lesbian bar mask thing to me because i've been trying to get the context for this one for like an hour and i refuse to spend more time on this hellhole of a website
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is Signal down or is it just me
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
big scp energy
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FINE FINE I WILL DO THIS with great pain, because I had to take DA: Inquisition, Horizon Zero Dawn, Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines, Skyrim, Jedi Survivor, BG 1/2/3, AC Black Flag and Dead Space out of this list... But I chose to go with "games that altered my brain chemistry" so here we are:
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
y'all so i've been officially accepted into a first aid org as a volunteer and i'm going to be able to do events soon, but just a little too late, cause my org is one of those covering the Pope's march in Paris The POPE I am missing the POPEMOBILE
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's september 2026 and CD projekt red just gave us new soundtrack for the witcher 3 I may cry
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Gandalf's Beautiful 'Whoa' Moment
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's *finally* dark at 8, husband's cooking dinner, just served him a cold (okay, non alcoholic) beer, breadsticks and hummus, lit a candle, turned on the music and I've got Fink's Warm Shadow following Johnny Cash's Ain't No Grave. Welcome, Favorite Season
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Cozy Night with Candles
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEW YORK, Sept 24 (Reuters) - New York sued Polymarket on Thursday, accusing the prediction markets operator of running an illegal gambling operation. @reuters.com
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶 this one means the most to me It stays here for eternity A ship that always stays the course An anchor for my every choice 🎶
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 24/09/2026
my "this is not a doomsday cult" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions that i feel will be answered when the seventh seal is broken
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How’s your day going on a scale of 1 to just found out my jeans have a giant hole in the inseam and I brought no jacket to work
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
why is it that since covid everyone feels totally comfortable coming in sick at work and coughing everywhere skj<jhfjkfghdjghbdhjgbdj
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
anyway time for some pink floyd and a fake beer, guys
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"is it AI, or is it a middle age crisis" is a valid criticism
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Nicolefox from ANTM with a Deadpan Stare
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are stenos in the early days of computing. Some of us will remain with the boss who stubbornly refuses to type his own emails until he retires. Some of us will move on. Not sure which one I am yet.
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At the risk of re-igniting AI debate postings the other day my therapist put my feelings into good words which were "your profession is disappearing, and being reborn into a whole new profession that is fundamentally incompatible with you as a person" and I think that's true for a lot of tech folks
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Denis Colombi @uneheuredepeine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Du mal à comprendre que LFI accepte de prendre le risque de perdre la présidentielle juste pour pouvoir... défendre Poutine ? Sérieusement ?
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
four vaccinations in three weeks and i haven't developed a single superpower other than my arm reaching previously unknown levels of soreness i want a refund
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The Sharlinator @thesharlinator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At the recommendation of several coworkers and friends I’ve started watching the Pitt and I guess it’s not the type of show to watch when you’ve just ordered dinner huh
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