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If you're MAGA, eat a dick. 80-grade height #FountainsUp

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 08/10/2026
living through the AI bubble must be a bit what it felt like to live in the late 1800s when people were talking about how, like, every river town in the midwest would become the biggest city in the world
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I accidentally doubled my Adderall dose yesterday. Remember in "The Office" when Michael overdosed on sugar during Pretzel Day? Pretty much the same experience.
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A president suggesting a foreign adversary take out a city in the US should probably be a career-ender but oh well
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Barely
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CNN asking the questions that really matter
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I spend an obnoxious amount of time waiting for people to make their Zyn purchases
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Being an adult is having a day every month or so where one misstep will make the whole thing fall apart and trying to figure out which un-reschedulable thing you should try to reschedule anyway in the interest of avoiding a cascade of unintended consequences.
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My lord he is a beautiful man
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's the best piece of constructive criticism/advice you've ever received? Mine was my academic advisor sat me down & said very matter-of-factly "You never look people in the eyes when you're talking to them. It makes you look like you don't care or you're not interested." Still sticks with me
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had a record FIVE people crying in my office yesterday.
A sign in an office that says "Staff need to stop acting like they don't want to be here", and underneath is a pink post-it where someone added "We're not acting. Signed, the staff".
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I worked in a call center that collected past due auto payments from customers - and the powers that be decided to shut us down for two days because we were a "potential tactical intelligence site"
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was called Cedar Chest (for some reason) and had THE best selection of video games for rent. They also had some AMAZING B-level horror movies like "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" and "Sleepaway Camp" where the box cover was a knife stabbing through someone's tennis shoe.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I work in HR. If Mitch was no call/no show for 3 consecutive shifts, I would have his job posted before his office could create another AI image as proof of life.
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For the love of God
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry's Pennywise was amazing - and so unsettling and scary that I slept under my parents' bed for two nights after seeing "IT"
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Penny Wise It
ALT: Penny Wise It
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
lol finally an NIL story that doesn't suck www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
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Marquette freshman volleyball player has hot-selling '6 Beers' jersey
Marquette volleyball player Allie Beers is learning that her last name is a money-making asset in the NIL space of NCAA sports.
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I like my confidence in the afterlife
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the sex sounds I just made #Jac #Royals
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the contact play and Vance Wilson claim another victim
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jac learning how to hit to all fields #Royals
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
even cop dogs are assholes
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Starting to come around on Threads
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 07/08/2026
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
how did that not get out?!
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One of the most frustrating things about having a kid in college is that literally NO ONE can tell you the exact amount you owe for tuition. “Well, it kinda depends on a lot of things…..” No. No it doesn’t.
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Probably less - that guy was a fucking idiot and annoyed the shit out of everybody. Blame whatever you want on childhood trauma and all that....it doesn't offer a clean slate for some of the awful, dumb shit he said/did/thought.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"no, man, I love when you come to visit. I just thought you should have some space of your own"
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
wowwwww......crazy.....no way......
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not even 9AM and I've had two different people in my office, crying
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Look, I have to move my oldest into the dorms on Saturday so please excuse me getting tore up from the floor up tonight
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BRETT 🏳️‍🌈🏀💜🔦 / 🐙🏒💙💚 @royalssac206fan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Good job by Salvy to draw the walk! Cmon Massey!!!! DO NOT GET PICKED OFF TOLBERT
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
amazing #Tolbert
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Love the ESPN announcers acting like capitalizing on how fucking shitty the #Royals bullpen is as a strategy for the Twins
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
there’s that bullpen I love
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Aaron Bummer has gotten away with 3 straight mistakes
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am watching the Weiner dog races …. and there. is. BEEF! This is compelling drama kids
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
1st round pick last year goes missing and nobody knows why 1st round pick this year is injured and nobody knows what injury he has What do the #Chiefs reporters even do?
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My daughter when she sees NFL football on the TV tonight www.youtube.com/shorts/qFpDO...
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Inde Navarrette "I thought we were having a nice date" scene - Obsession (2026_
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Network
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finally got to see "The Odyssey" last night, and decided to go all-out and spring for the IMAX showing. And I think I'm adding "watch a movie in IMAX" to my "You're too old for this shit" list.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm not going to a white doctor or barber unless I have to. Sitting there the whole time thinking this mfer listens to podcasts.
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Bill Menezes @shuckabee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
WONKA PLANS TO REOPEN FACTORY WITH NEW LABOR SOURCE was more credible
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cooked. Absolutely cooked.
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This mane once again proves that if the government wanted to help you, they would
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think Abdul El-Sayed would be a good senator, but on the other hand a lot of stupid racist fuckface shitbags seem to have some concerns, so what do I know?
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is this about Jean Stothert?
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