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John Rivers

@theriverjohn.bsky.social
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 31/01/2026
> Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art. > > She never expected to slay. stolen from wapo.st/4qIqlTl #NationalGalleryOfArt #GenZ #Slang #Art #Maiolica
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bnq 🌈 scrib doon fuck ya life @bnq1.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
A lite brite with a green and purple mooninite flipping you off with the words 1/31/07 NEVER FORGET
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified. Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Grammy's in memorium was fucked up, the fact that I had to squint my eyes for some of the names and then some got cut off by close ups of Reba or Malone. Insanely disrespectful
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Look Outside was a small project?!?!?!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It's like when they decided too many people were getting the Medal of Honor, so they just took it from a bunch of former recipients. Shoutout to Mary Edwards Walker; the only woman to get the award and when it was stripped from her she refused to give it back.
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I feel like an idiot for thinking that the shooter being a groyper would at all stop the GOP from saying the Left should be dismantled. I really dont know how you're supposed to deal with people who live in a different reality.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 11/09/2025
flags half mast and bottomless media hagiography for a man who spent his days tricking dim children into thinking black women are worthless
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Itchio, Spotify, YouTube, it feels like we're in the middle of a blitz designed to destroy the internet
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It would be nice to live in a world not specifically designed to hurt people
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
HAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAYAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Mainstream news seems to be showing Dems calling out the administration. Gives me hope that the curtain is falling down Also my bet is on them using Hegseth as a sacrificial lamb
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 25/03/2025
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
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Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 25/03/2025
Game Informer is back! The entire team is returning and we can't wait to reconnect. Come join us to celebrate the best in games, the people who make games, and the people who play games from all around the world. www.gameinformer.com/letter-from-...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It’s both extremely easy and also extremely tiring to have to constantly say “I want people to have jobs and make art, not a program designed by a giant tech company”
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I can't wait to hear your thoughts on X6 lmao
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
“Turn in you’re gun and badge, John Severance. Your off the force. Your a lose cannon.” - Commissioner Severance, “Severance”
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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ostonox @ostonox.com · 20/03/2025
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these 🥰
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WIRED @wired.com · 18/03/2025
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
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Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Welcome to the better place. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Mega Man XI
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
A reminder in dark times: kindness, mercy, decency, and respect towards the least of us enrages Trumpists. It burns them. It’s like a mirror that shows them how they fall short of humanity. Kindness and decency towards the people Trumpists hate is not just right; it torments Trumpists.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Could it be people just wanting to be contrarian cause it gets attention? I know on Backloggd (Letterboxd for games) usually the top review for a game will be exceedingly negative.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Justice Democrats just blasted this text message out to all members
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House. We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication. They own what happens next.
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Claudia Friedlander @voiceteachernyc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
So do Dems have like a vote of no confidence thing that could get rid of you? I feel like at this point you've proven to be nothing but a liability.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
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David Howe @monolithfiji.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
YOU CAN POST THE DAICON IV OPENING ON BLUESKY NOW
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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María Ramírez @mariaramirez.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
“He tried to buy the recognition of others, but all he got was their attention.” From @chrislhayes.bsky.social book, ‘The Sirens’ Call’
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
new comic style im testin :) pls enjoy #comic #comics
a child says to the camera "gee! this has been a great episode of 'classic 90’s sitcom' so far!"

bugs bunny appears and says "hey doc"
the child shouts "bugs bunny?!"

bugs speaks to the camera "i just wanted to talk for a moment about supporting the war effort and my hatred of the middle east"

the child says "but we’re not at war there. it’s the 90s."

bugs replies "oh yeah, we’re just setting the groundwork at this point"

he winks to the camera. 

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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2025
CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO theonion.com/ceo-wor...
CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The man is human pollution, America's id. The international community is going to rally against this country to make sure we're hurt for decades because of all of this and we'll have deserved it.
Flights in the Caribbean turning away from Starship flight 8 debris.
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Apparently there was a Genesis emulator on PS2 and the 3D save data icon looked like this
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Most establishment journalists have stayed on Twitter, which is owned and controlled by a right-wing fanatic who is now the acting president of the country. Here's why we have to worry about liberal bias in the media.
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Nintendo was benevolent enough to finally put Wario Land 4 on VC so I can play it. Also I bought the YuGiOh Early Days Collection because nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
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John Rivers @theriverjohn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
In Age of Empires II for the Nintendo DS you can brick the game if your save file name is less than 4 characters. That's a pretty wacky bug for ya.
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