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I wrote the movies "For Catherine" and "Suicide for Beginners" now on Amazon Prime, Roku channel, and Tubi. Co-host of Joy Bomb Trivia podcast. In a long-term abusive relationship with the Boston Red Sox. I really like my dogs and my cat. He/Him

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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 3h
Holy shit the Lanterns crew nailed that whole series.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 5h
HOLY SHIT THEY WALKED IT OFF! Fuck the Padres
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 8h
Machado hit .217 this season? Those Duran-like numbers. Tough year for assholes at the plate I suppose.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Red Sox fan all I can say is, I look forward to a new Full Throttle offseason! (Shopping in the bargain bin for broken dolls and being called a genius when you accidentally stop losing for a month)
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Live look at the Red Sox
static.klipy.com
Building Collapse
ALT: Building Collapse
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like putting in Crochet. Even if he's not ready. Take a swing with the beast
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think I can take this peacock booth again, guys holy shit
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp. Braves game sucked. So far the Chi Sox are crushing the Astros so at least there's that. And I've still got two and a half hours to get absolutely zooted before the only game that really matters starts and crushes my soul even further.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not giving up on Roman, but the fact that a premier MLB team ever pinned so much on a prospect who's like eleven years old should be studied, and Brez should be kicked in the balls for a day or two straight.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit. Bryce Harper doing his best Jarren Duran impression in the outfield. Oooooof. I'm happy about it, though!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#RedSox #Hate
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay Durbin made up for it
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want the people who make the Farmers ads and the guys that make the Liberty Biberty ads to get into a gang war that nobody survives
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Say "amps" one more time, motherfucker!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well fuck
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A glob of e. coli wished on a monkey's paw to be a baseball player and that's how Jarren Duran was born
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Surely Joe Girardi is illegal under the Geneva convention or something.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not nervous. I'm fine. Go Sox.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jarren Duran starting in the postseason is just so pitiful on so many levels, you guys.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A three-run homer with two outs in the 8th to win the first game of the post-season will do for drama. Well done, Braves!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how scheduled start times for post-season games are just straight-up lies. "It starts at 2. no really. I know we've lied every other time, but this time is different, baby."
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I liked the idea of Braiden Ward on the roster - a largely unknown entity for the yanks to deal with. But so it goes. Excited to see Crochet on there!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just put Crochet on the dang roster! It'll either go great or it won't, but at least you took a dang swing. Also, put Houck on an ice flow and just kinda...push
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you saw Slimer in the movie Ghostbusters and thought to yourself, "I bet that thing smells great!" then you're obviously an insane serial killer weirdo. But boy have I got some good news for you!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, I know you've all been waiting for this, so here is what I think my rooting order will be for the MLB postseason this year. If any of this upsets you, feel free to keep it to yourselves. LOCKED IN 1 Red Sox (obviously) 2 Braves (my NL team, childhood team, dad’s team)
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All right. Weirdest sox season of my life(?) is over. Let's go sweep four more teams.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dragula is actually the number one song in America
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice of Sandoval to give us one last reminder why he should get to be on vacation in October
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Me watching everyone shit on the new social network movie] "I bet I'll enjoy it!"
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking hell i didn't miss this weird prick on the mound. He's two years away from buying a ranch in Montana and declaring it a new, whites only nation where he will, somehow, still be getting dunked on like it's his job
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A man in black comes to me with a box. Inside the box is a single switch. "You can have Houck on the Red Sox roster in October, or you can have Weissert. But you must have one. Flip the switch to choose." I consider this for fewer than two seconds. I know exactly what to do. I jump out the window.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol. So good to have this asshole back on the mound. What a shit donkey
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still think about this guy sometimes. I'm not always right, but boy am I right sometimes.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literally no idea what they're even talking about. Like, not everyone is flexing pretending not to know popular stuff. I assume this is country music? I will not be googling
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
its true nasa has footage
venus with cartoon eye eating moon like pac man
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dreamed last night that I was on a game show that was basically Would I Lie to You, but it was in a dungeon and I think the implication was that if you lose, you'll be killed or something. And the story I was meant to tell as if it were true was "I think the Michelin star rating system is silly."
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
definitely worth reading. I think maybe the broadcast pointing tv cameras into the crowd deserves some opprobrium as well.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, I know you've all been waiting for this, so here is what I think my rooting order will be for the MLB postseason this year. If any of this upsets you, feel free to keep it to yourselves. LOCKED IN 1 Red Sox (obviously) 2 Braves (my NL team, childhood team, dad’s team)
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a sad day for the cubs. But I'll take it!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leave Duran
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate trevor story so much but that was a really good catch
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I swear, I think Contraris swinging one-handed might still be one of the better bats the Red Sox have. Food for very sad thought!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp. It's officially Sox/Yankees now for the wild card game. That's been most likely all along but now that it's real I will be sending some milk that's gone off to the yankee clubhouse but with the expiration date altered.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You guys are getting job interviews?
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have a day, Roman! It would be so huge if he were hot hot in october
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Even when Weissert doesn't ruin a game, he still does real damage to my mood.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who is this WE, asshole?
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