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Paul Edwards

@therealpaule.bsky.social
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Passion fruit and holy bread, Fill my guts and ease my head Rebel scum He/Him Birmingham Forever

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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 1h
Unai’s loving being back there ain’t he. We better make sure we get him on the bus after #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 3h
Will it be a thriller for the Villa at Sevilla or will it be vanilla? #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 6h
I'm sure Jesus would be proud
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Origin Story @originstorypodcast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re launching season 10 in the second half of October. To mark that milestone, @dorianlynskey.bsky.social and @iandunt.bsky.social are revisiting old episodes under the name Origin Story Revisited. The first of these is The Battle of Cable Street from 2024. Listen ➡️ linktr.ee/originstoryp...
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course they have. Abu Dhabi is an absolute monarchy, corps there will do whatever the leader’s family tells them to do. PL brought this on themselves, allowing nation states to own football clubs. I’ll not be shocked if from this mess, comes a resurrected European Super League
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you've seen the internal video message from Ferran Soriano, you could say that he's 'unblinking' in the face of the Premier League verdict. Is he really a gecko?
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn't realise that it was possible for Tom Watson to become even more of a fucking wanker but there we are
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s what I’m talking about!
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And the official name for you is… ZI Zero Intelligence
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The longer they drag it on, the harsher the punishment should be
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can tell Burnham wrote that speech himself. He even sparked a flicker of hope deep in my cynical soul. I won’t be rejoining the Party just yet but I do believe we finally have a Labour leader that’s fit to make some changes.
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How did Wisdom of the Crowd get through BBC’s quality control…
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
Alt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Could easily do another 9 #my9games
9 games that shaped me. Star Wars Rogue Leader Rogue Squadron; Final Fantasy 7; Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic; Super Mario Odyssey; Star Wars Battlefront 2; The Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker; The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild; GTA Vice City; Resident Evil 4
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Err, I can definitely foresee some problems if a robot army comes into existence
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seems to be the Manchester Cheaty players letting England down at the moment. Maybe they’re thinking about their next clubs
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it any wonder AI wants to kill us all
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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A reminder that I will be doing this in a couple of weeks. My employer is matching my fundraising. www.justgiving.com/page/jo-mont...
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Jo's fundraiser for Lingen Davies Cancer Fund
Help Jo Montgomery raise money to support Lingen Davies Cancer Fund
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ali Samatta, #avfc legend?
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bet that Laura Kuenssberg will strive to ensure it is as short as possible
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The internet has made us sick and we need to now, intentionally, switch off from it for significant periods of time
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Totalitarian looks down on Total Idiot Dictator takes pity on Dickhead Etc etc
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧵 As front-page headlines go, this has to be one of the most misleading I've seen in a long time It's an out-and-out lie But notice the trick they use to get away with it...👀 *They're* not lying - they're just quoting someone else who is👍🏻 In this case, the leader of the opposition🙄 1/33
Daily Express headline:

"More Freedoms Handed to New Arrivals than British Citizens"

Above an image of Kemi Badenoch

All with a Monk Debunked stamp on top
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She needs counselling.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, it's that time again when the Fascism scene returns to London and this year black is very much in vogue. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shut your mouth Rory, your Tory is showing
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
About time too. Guilty on 114 of the 115 charges www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches (Gift Article)
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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Hans Hassell @hjghassell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a banger! www.premierleague.com/en/video/472...
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Ref Cam: Spurs v Aston Villa through match official's eyes
Go on the pitch for a Premier League match and experience the perspective of referee Sam Barrott
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 24/09/2026
Imagine posting a photo of yourself with a visiting dignitary and including your fluffer and not your wife.
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wasn't aware of the proliferation of blue puffer jackets in town. I'm sure I'll notice now...
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ref talking through Buendia's banger against Spurs, lovely stuff. On today's @footballcliches.bsky.social #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m only watching #TheWargame to see Michael Gove, egged on by Mordaunt and Murphy, incompetently engulf the Earth in nuclear Armageddon,
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A) 70/80 hour weeks? Right. When are you working on air con? 9 at night? B) NHS, free education, welfare system, bin collections, roads, wider state services. Go fuck yourself Dave
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Coincidentally, we’ve got several names for Trump too
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Britain's future relationship with Europe is being debated in Parliament on 12th October. I've just asked my MP to attend. Will you ask yours? www.europeanmovement.co.uk/contact-mp-a...
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Ask your MP to stand up for our future in Europe
On 12 October, Parliament will debate the UK's future relationship with Europe, after a government petition got over 100,000 signatures. Will you write to your MP to ask them to attend the debate?
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well I’m flabbergasted. Not only were we on MotD second, they only bloody well talked about us #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Might watch MotD actually. I know they’ll just moan about how Spuds didn’t take their chances but still…
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How the BBC’s latest platforming of the bigoted views of the anti-migrant billionaire tax exile Jim Ratcliffe is the sign of a national broadcaster that is increasingly losing its way www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/how-the-bb...
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How the BBC Mainstreams the Right’s Anti-Migrant, Anti-British Agenda
The BBC’s platforming of the bigoted views of billionaire tax exile Jim Ratcliffe is just the latest sign of a national broadcaster that has lost its way
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tried in the back garden. Now I have a damaged fence panel and a sore knee. I should grow-up apparently
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some criticise him for being a moments player, maybe they’re right but what absolutely stunning moments he gives us. Makes me want to go to the park and recreate it myself #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it even really Villa if we do it comfortably? Ruggeri struggled but was way better in the 2nd half, Gomes, McGinn, Mings, Lindelöf all worked their arses off. Some real class from Manzambi and Jackson and a Buendia banger I’ll let Unai worry about the late conceded goals and enjoy it #avfc UTV
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t think Hemmings is a central player. Reminds me of how Ramsey used to struggle when he played in the middle #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Defensive shape has come undone a bit #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Commentators are embarrassing. If only Robertson wasn’t offside, if Spurs had scored blah blah blah #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BUENDIA!!!!!
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#avfc
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Andre3000: I Am For Real
Alt: Andre3000: I Am For Real for Nicolas Jackson
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know if Jackson is a better striker than old Saudi bollocks but he’s certainly a better footballer
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good sub. Every Spurs fan’s favourite Villa player
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