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Paul Edwards

@therealpaule.bsky.social
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Passion fruit and holy bread, Fill my guts and ease my head Rebel scum He/Him Birmingham Forever

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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 4h
Jack the Ripper remains an outstanding physician
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 5h
Yep. 10 years of proven and documented cheating has put them in position to buy that team on the field that won today. And there’s absolutely no way that they stopped inflating their sponsorship deals in 2018
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 5h
Thought about it all through that game. Points deductions and fines are just not commensurate with the degree of cheating. Only full expulsion from league football and forced sale of the club would be sufficient imo
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 6h
If we assume the cheats will get a sizeable points deduction, it’s better for us if they win here, no? #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 6h
Romeo Beckham & Juliet
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 6h
Under Man-Milk Wood
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 6h
Boring innit. Apart from the little scrap.
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 7h
I’m not sure the world’s ready for this level of wit and mirth
What is the significance of inflatable bananas, I hear you ask.

It has been a trend at Man City since the 1987-88 season when they had been relegated to the second tier. They had a striker called Imre Varadi, who was called Imre Banana by one fan. That led another fan to bring an inflatable banana with him to the next game and it was a trend that stuck throughout the rest of the 80s and the 90s.

The travelling City fans are clearly trying to have a bit of fun in the face of discussion about a potential relegation back to the second tier, or lower.
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 7h
🤞🏻
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 7h
Who has described it as that? The only consequences to this game are league points.
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 7h
What’s the deal with the inflatable bananas?
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 7h
Nice one! 👏🏻
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10h
Bloody hell
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 12h
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
nme.com
Frank Carter ejects man from Sex Pistols gig after women-only mosh pit row: “It’s not your lived experience, so just shut the fuck up!”
Frank Carter had a man removed from a Sex Pistols show after he objected to the singer creating a women-only mosh pit.
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 13h
Bless them. They got to sing about the Villa with their Handsworth pals and win. Christmas came early
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 23h
I know that no-one’s bigger than the club but if he left us to go there, I’d think what’s the point of it all
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 23h
Moved on. Looks sluggish at the moment and as Kamara is still not up to speed, he would’ve been bullied today anyway
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We have some real gems in Gomes, Manzambi and Jackson, brilliant footballers. Complete lack of control is alarming tho, defence isn’t good enough or fast enough to cope with runners coming on to them all the time. I hope we’re looking out for left-sided CBs for January #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ref’s a joke, McGinn and Jackson should’ve scored those chances. There’s no-one around us shouting “get it forward” today lol #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was expecting a bit more tbh. I really don’t like it, makes me feel uneasy for some reason. Weird
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
True that 😂
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When Arsenal re-did the North Bank at Highbury they put up a massive mural to hide the works. Surely that’d be better than having this open North Stand building site #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Funny innit cos he played a half against Sevilla. The mind of Emery is a mysterious one
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe not quite ready? I’d certainly feel better if he was on the bench rather than Tammy
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here we go #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Didn’t realise it was Baggies v Small Heath. Sincerely hope that they enjoy their bi-annual get-together to sing “shit on the Villa”
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Emotional
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s been a while, now we’re back #avfc
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Unai Emery Reacts for Aston Villa
Alt: Unai Emery Reacts for Aston Villa
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤣👍
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Enthralled with religious extremism, purchasing Russian fuel and broadcasting live executions. The US and Iran have a lot in common actually
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And thereby supporting the wrong side in the war
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s comforting
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😅😂🤣 Nobel Peace Prize winner Navi Pillay roasting the Tangerine Tyrant: "If you clap a little bit more I may share this prize with Trump." 🔥🔥🔥
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unai! This is a family show!
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Musk copied all his mannerisms from Beavis and Butthead
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you reading it for an Origin Story episode perchance?
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi Paramount. Just leave it the fuck alone. Thanks.
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Badenoch claiming privatisation is a success is almost as much shit as this
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Quite unbelievable isn’t it. The absolute level of incompetence is ridiculous
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should, at the very least, castrate the bastard
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unlawful or not, the bloke's a paedo and should be inside
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haha, that's true 😂
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This guy must be joking... right?
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dunno what the Green Party have against our goalkeeper... #avfc
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
👏👏👏
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actually loathe Love Actually
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Nob-ed Prize for Piss
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I use Siri to set a timer, does that count?
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Diana, it was not me
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Paul Edwards @therealpaule.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beautiful soul
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