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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫

@thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
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Northern shortarse. Neurodivergent. Pansexual. Can usually be found with a good book and a cup of tea in hand. Self-confessed barmpot. All views are my own. She/her.

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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 15h
Game’s gone. Corruption is rife. From FIFA to the Premier League. It’s all fixed.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These two songs sound weird in Charleston form. And there wasn't a lot of Charleston in that Charleston. Sorry. It's a 3 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Strictly Week 3 is a go-go! And what on God's green Earth does Graeme look like?! 😂 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Age yourself with your childhood crush.
Ben Adams from A1.Diane Youdale AKA Jet from the OG Gladiators.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Respectfully, The Guardian and The Times, YOU CAN BOTH PISS ALL THE WAY OFF. Then you can do the same all over again. 😡🖕🏼
Headline from The Guardian. TEXT READS: "Stark warning over rising demand for NHS autism and ADHD care".Headline from The Times. TEXT READS: "ADHD label risks 'harm for life' for youngsters".
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🌈💙🫂
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, at least Chris has some sort of personality... unlike a certain pillock that Amy had last year. Just give her someone decent next time, please. Thank you. #Strictly #SCD
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Elaine/Lainy @afanofallsorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need more #rugbyleague fans to follow, no matter who you support 😁
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YES TRIN!!! ⚜️
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not going to be Wanky's year again, is it? 😏 #SLGF #WARvWAK #UpTheTrin
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If anyone's going to score a drop goal in a Grand Final, it's got to be a Sinfield. And daddy's there to watch it as well after completing his final challenge. Love that for him. 🥰 #SLGF #WARvWAK #UpTheTrin
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No dressing up for Movie Week, judges? #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
C'MON TRIN! ⚜️ #SLGF #WARvWAK #UpTheTrin
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why has my BBC News gone to London's local news via my Sky box? It's supposed to go to Look North. Had to go through my normal telly to do it instead. Hmm...
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That brain cake looks awful. Sorry Isy. #Taskmaster
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Esther Rantzen.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feck off, Bob, ya lunatic. 🤬
yorkmix.com
Protestors gather in York as social media activist Young Bob arrives in the city
 
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since it's October in a couple of days' time (like, HOW?!), I've started incorporating songs from my Halloween playlist into my main ones on a day-to-day basis, and I've also changed my avatar and name here to mark the occasion. That is all.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FECKIN' 'AVE IT! ⚽️🇮🇪 #NationsLeague
Score from tonight: Israel 0 Ireland 3.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Fackin' behave or I'll fackin' 'ave ya!"
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WOAH WAKEY! 😲 #SuperLeague #UpTheTrin
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love, love, LOVE Jojo's outfit! 🥰 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Err nerr, I've been over to 'Ull for a book conference today. I couldn't not go to a smut-themed conference and not get a poetry book titled 'Not Safe For Work', now, could I? 😏
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Malta's Junior Eurovision song for this year's host nation is an absolute BOP. And, in case you're wondering, the 'blue bird' in question is the Merill (or, as it's known internationally, the blue rock thrush), Malta's national bird. Now you know. #JESC #Eurovision
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Squeeze that book and get wet." A bit like me with Heated Rivalry, then. 🤣 #Taskmaster
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts.
Sassy scouse lad shouting SHOW ME THE STATS at Young Bob at a rally in Liverpool.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If he's 37 then I'm Lady Godiva. He looks older than me and I'm 41. Guess hate really does hate you, huh? 😏
bbc.co.uk
Daniel Thomas arrested over video of dinghy slashing
Police had been looking into footage appearing to show the man, also known as Danny Tommo, slashing at a boat in the English Channel with a knife.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FAO The Netherlands and Belgium: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! #Eurovision #ESC
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder to surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, theatre, bakery, bookstore, and café.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My replacement headphones are here. Hope my old ones are having a whale of a time somewhere on a tiny Mediterranean island. I'll try not to lose or misplace these ones. Guide's honour.
A travel case with AUGUST written on it.A pair of blue AUGUST headphones in the travel case.The headphones out of the case.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have MP3s of the engine noise from the NCC-1701, NCC 1701-D, and NCC-74656-J. It goes without saying that 1701-D's engine sounds are the most efficient background hum for enabling and sustaining a good night's sleep. Husband thinks Tardis flight sounds are better. He's wrong.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dani and Nikita. And I'm NOT jealous of Lacey getting Vito at all. Not one bit. Nope. (That may be a lie.) 🥰 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And now episode three before I turn it over for Strictly. Here goes. #Taskmaster
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Catching up with the two Taskmaster episodes I missed whilst I was on holiday. This should be fun.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, Lenny, not you as well. 😢
bbc.co.uk
Harry Potter HBO: Lenny Rush joins series two as Dobby the house-elf
Other key characters from the Chamber of Secrets have also been cast, including Tom Riddle and Ginny Weasley. Find out more here.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Miley's new album is an absolute banger and the new series of Strictly starts tonight. Today is a good day... so far.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Train delayed due to an incident between Manchester and Huddersfield. MV train in at Leeds came in ten minutes ago and hasn't left the station yet. I'm knackered and I just want to get home. Urgh.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back in a very wet and miserable Leeds. Next stop, York. See you on the other side.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank you RTÉ. Still proud of my Irish heritage... unlike a certain singer who shall remain nameless. 😁
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
UPDATE: They've still not turned up despite me packing everything away for the flight home tomorrow. Lost a decent wire that I put with them as well (though I have a spare one at home, thank God). A new pair (the same as the AWOL ones) have duly been ordered. They'll be arriving by Monday. Le sigh.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YES BRIGHTON! 🤣
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never heard of the guy but I'm fully behind him 100%. Eff Ed and free Palestine.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have an announcement.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cartoon depicting the interior of an IKEA store with several people shopping. An alarm is ringing and a member of staff is saying "That's the fire alarm. Please assemble outside!"
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh FFS, now Ed Sheeran's found himself on my sh*tlist. He's one of my top played artists over on my LastFM but he's picked his side and is now laying in it. I'll play loads of Daði Freyr instead at some point to get Ed out of there. He can absolutely take a long walk off the nearest pier. Pillock. 😡
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bloody headphones have gone missing. Only taken me five days to realise that they're not in any of my bags and I'm panicking that they were lost in transit on my flight over here. Typical. Tell me I have ADHD without telling me.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
F1 in the same bar I was in yesterday. About the only time I'll get to watch it this year. I've missed loads of races due to work. Oh well.
The Woodhut in Qawra, Malta, with Lewis Hamilton on the TV.F1's tyre formations on the same TV screen.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A few goodies from Malta (yes, including the Irish-themed shamrock). Still got a few more to pick up as the holiday goes on. It ain't over yet. 😁
A bunch of keyrings on a clip. Left to right: an Irish-themed shamrock, a Malta key, and a large black Maltese cross.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's The Proclaimers also on the boycott list. 'Tis a shame as I really loved their music but they've come out as transphobic so eff 'em. Is there even anyone left for me to listen to now? It'll be foreign/non-English stuff at this point, won't it? 😒
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