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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫

@thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
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Northern shortarse. Neurodivergent. Pansexual. Can usually be found with a good book and a cup of tea in hand. Self-confessed barmpot. All views are my own. She/her.

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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 11/10/2026
Game’s gone. Corruption is rife. From FIFA to the Premier League. It’s all fixed.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LOVED Tabby's dance, there. It's a 9 from me. FAB-U-LOUS, dahlin'! 😍 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bethany and Nancy: absolutely loved that. It's another 8 from me. 🥰 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Brilliant cha-cha-cha from Jon. I'll give him a 7 for that. 😁 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
...with that dance, no. His arms weren't exactly straight and his legs needed to kick out a little more. Apart from that, not bad. I'm giving my fellow Yorkie Graeme a 6 for that. Sorry. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Anyone fancy a milkman doing a jive?" 🤣 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dani's definitely nailed the grumpy Tango face. And it's not a bad little dance either. It's another solid 8 from me. 🥰 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Loved that Rumba from Laurence and Jowita despite a few mistakes. That's getting a 7 from me. (One extra mark purely for Laurence's bare chest being on show. Perve? Me? 😜) #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
PS: Is Delta wearing mini car wash brushes on her legs for a bet? 🤔 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not Kai almost getting kicked in the chin by Delta! And it looks like the salsa classes have paid off because that was bloody brilliant. It's an 8 from me. 🥰 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That wasn't worth a 4, Craig, you miserable git. #Strictly #SCDA
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sarah and Julian: not a bad little Paso. It's a 7 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These two songs sound weird in Charleston form. And there wasn't a lot of Charleston in that Charleston. Sorry. It's a 3 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jaime and Carlos: if they end up in the dance-off again after that performance, I will throw things. That was lovely. It's a 7 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not bad from Cach. And a standing ovation from one person. It's an 8 from me. PS: No connecting that into the rest of the dances, please. Thank you. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IAN WRIGHT, WRIGHT, WRIGHT! As for Shaun... a few slip-ups, there, and he looked like he was absolutely bricking it up there, sadly. It's a 5 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will's definitely a lot better when he's not prancing about like a prat in just his boxers. A lot better than last week. It's a 7 from me. 😁 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lacey and Vito: WOW! And he's almost shirtless. Oof! That's an 8 from me this week. 😍 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Strictly Week 3 is a go-go! And what on God's green Earth does Graeme look like?! 😂 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Age yourself with your childhood crush.
Ben Adams from A1.Diane Youdale AKA Jet from the OG Gladiators.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Respectfully, The Guardian and The Times, YOU CAN BOTH PISS ALL THE WAY OFF. Then you can do the same all over again. 😡🖕🏼
Headline from The Guardian. TEXT READS: "Stark warning over rising demand for NHS autism and ADHD care".Headline from The Times. TEXT READS: "ADHD label risks 'harm for life' for youngsters".
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yup. Will be interesting to see how much of a ribbing he'll get from Adam and Alex as well. 😁
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listened to 'Our Last Summer' by ABBA from my friend's tribute playlist about an hour or so ago.
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His books were shite as well. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, at least Chris has some sort of personality... unlike a certain pillock that Amy had last year. Just give her someone decent next time, please. Thank you. #Strictly #SCD
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Elaine/Lainy @afanofallsorts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need more #rugbyleague fans to follow, no matter who you support 😁
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Done! (I'm thequalmpeddler on there as well...)
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Other than being nibbled on the finger by my cats, and being bitten by mozzies whilst abroad, I was also pecked on the arse by a goose when I was about 7. 😆
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shaun: that actually wasn't too bad. It was better than last week, anyway. It's a 6 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lacey: loved that. And they've upped the tempo of Tay's song from the film. I'd have given her a red wig to match Jessie's as well but, apart from that, it was brilliant. I'm giving her and Vito a 9 for that. 😍 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bethany: an excellent Paso. Not quite as good as John and Jojo's POTC-themed Paso from a few years back, mind you, but it was still a solid effort. It's a 7 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Nancy! 🤣 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tabby: once she stopped twiddling about in the hoop and eventually started dancing, it wasn't too bad. She didn't let me down and she looks amazing dressed as Anne. It's a 7 from me. 🥰 #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tabby's doing a dance to Rewrite The Stars from one of my favourite movie musicals. PLEASE DO NOT MESS THIS UP. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The shoes are out again! #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cach: at least he's not freestyling this time. That was a heck of a lot better than last week's effort. And his pro definitely looks like Neutron Bomb dressed like that. It's an 8 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A three?! You miserable sod, Craig! #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A wonderful day all round. 😍
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm absolutely thrilled for them. And a Sinfield scored as well. What could be better than that? 😁⚜️
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YES TRIN!!! ⚜️
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Melanie: a beautiful waltz to my favourite song from The Sound Of Music. It's another solid 8 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jaime: not bad. And that new dress is stunning! I'll give her and Carlos 7 for that. PS: Did I just see Ray in the audience? #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not going to be Wanky's year again, is it? 😏 #SLGF #WARvWAK #UpTheTrin
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Will: well, at least it's entertaining watching him writh around in his boxers. Apart from that... meh. I'm giving him a 4 for effort. Sorry. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Graeme: a bit of a dodgy camera there but, otherwise, an excellent waltz. He looks a bit of a bugger with that fake 'tache, though. It's another 8 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sarah: a most excellent Charleston to a most excellent song. Practically perfect in every way. Just one problem: wrong type of penguins dancing. Pretty sure they were emporer penguins in Mary Poppins as opposed to humboldts. I'm giving her an 8 for that. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Laurence: not bad. More French waltz than Viennese, though. Désolée. I'll give him a 6 for effort. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chris: a bit wooden for a cha-cha. He's still a lot better than the utter prick Amy was lumbered with last year, though, so I'll give him that. It's a 5 from me. #Strictly #SCD
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Scary Miss Lesley. 💫 @thequalmpeddler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amy's come dressed as Pammie. Oof! 😍 #Strictly #SCD
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