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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃

@scouserach.bsky.social
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Supporter of Liverpool FC and Saints RLFC. Pescetarian. Team LGBTQ+. Itali-Brit with a Scandinavian surname and a big heart. Lover of crap pop and most sports. No TERFs, no Brexiteers, no MAGA morons. Trans rights are human rights. She/her.

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Lucy Evans @toffeeluce.bsky.social · 11h
All I want this year for Christmas is New Year's Day.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU. FUCKING. CHEEKY. CUNTS. 😒
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 11/10/2026
Game’s gone. Corruption is rife. From FIFA to the Premier League. It’s all fixed.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll give it yer!
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YES DENMARK! #NationsLeague
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Four months (as of two days ago). I still miss him so much. 😔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Considering that Ant died almost four months ago, mate, I'd argue that he ain't gonna be able to block you back or post on this account any more, so what's the point of the block in the first place? 🤔
A screenshot from Clearsky showing my late friend's Bluesky profile and someone called 'ccotenj' blocking him.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Yesterday's gone, we gotta keep moving on, I'm so thankful for the moments, so glad I got to know you, the times that we had, I'll keep like a photograph and hold you in my heart forever, I'll always remember you."
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Miley's new album is an absolute banger and the new series of Strictly starts tonight. Today is a good day... so far.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Appalling. 😠
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You can't polish a turd, mate.
nypost.com
President Trump debuts new brown hairdo — and people are shocked
President Trump’s iconic hairdo has seemingly entered its dark age.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It was actually Ant's three month anniversary yesterday. Forgive me. 😢
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road, time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go, so make the best of this test and don't ask why, it's not a question, but a lesson learned in time, it's something unpredictable but, in the end, it's right, I hope you had the time of your life."
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three months tomorrow. Still heartbroken. 😭💔
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Three Months
Courteeners · Electric Lick · Song · 2010
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type your name?
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Jennifer Aniston as Rachel's Funny Reaction in Friends
Alt: Jennifer Aniston as Rachel's Funny Reaction in Friends.
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The Ghostly Mariner. @mazolsson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kit Harrington's gone on my boycott list. 'Tis a shame because I proper loved him in GoT, but as he's now pumping money into the JKR hate fund, he can get right in the bin. C*nt.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Billy Boston AND Dolly Parton on the same day?! This year really has gone to shit and there's still four months of it to go. 😭💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just how bad can it be? *takes a look* JESUS. HOLY. FUCK.
An offensive Halloween clown costume from American chain store Target depicting a minstrel.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ha-ha, United. Ha-ha-fucking-ha. Welcome back to the Premier League, Hull! 🤣
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You know that when you smile you stop the rain and we will be together once again. 💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood. (I still quote this to this day. 😁)
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Ian Rush Accrington Stanley Milk Advert | Best Football Ads
YouTube video by The Drum
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not Hayden! 😭
bbc.co.uk
Hayden Panettiere: Actress dies aged 36
In a statement, Panettiere's father says she was "a force of nature". No cause of death has been confirmed.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm the idiot who drove straight into me, flinging me into the middle of the road, and leaving me in a deep coma for almost two weeks in 2019.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've gone right off Nicholas Hoult now. Twat.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He's back like a bad stench. 🤮
bbc.co.uk
Nigel Farage wins Clacton by-election that major parties boycotted - live updates
The Reform UK leader won 22,239 votes while Count Binface came second with 9,455.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Buzz off, Bozo.
bbc.co.uk
Jeff Bezos' Liverpool deal: What would investment mean for club?
Why investment by a group including Jeff Bezos would not make a marked difference to Liverpool's spending power - and might sit uneasily with fans.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
William Orbit's sadly gone to the great nightclub in the sky. Anthony and Owen will be having the time of their life up there. They proper loved his music. Sigh. 😔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What do they want, a genital inspection check? This is going to hurt gender non-conforming cisgender people as well as trans people. Looks like the GC's have finally got their way. R*wl*ng and P*rk*r will be laughing all the way to the bank over this. Urgh. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
New guidance on single-sex spaces comes into force
The code covers spaces open to the public, such as toilets and changing rooms in England, Wales and Scotland.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nine years. 😭💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Two months got me all stressed out, two months got me trippin', do I pull us up or pull us down? I wish I could just listen..."
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Two Months
John The Blind · John The Blind · Song · 2019
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That'll make me a miserable cow for the rest of this weekend now given the anniversaries tomorrow and Monday. Thanks Saints, you absolute cowards. 😒
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Elaine/Lainy @afanofallsorts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's always hard losing a game but if Saints lose then lose like this. It's been a good game #superleague #rugbyleague #slyorsth
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No words. Absolutely no fucking words. 😒
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nooooo!!!! 😭
bbc.co.uk
Franco Baresi: AC Milan and Italy great dies aged 66
AC Milan and Italy great Franco Baresi has died at the age of 66, the Italian club announces.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This weekend's going to be my hardest yet. It'll be two months on the 2nd since Ant passed and nine years on the 3rd since his husband, Owen, died. They were both my best mates and it hurts like hell. I'm still heartbroken after all this time. 😢💔
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
NO! NOT BILL ODDIE! 2026 can fucking stop it. NOW.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've started washing my car in the late evening instead of the day. Because if I have to hear one more "you can do mine next! Hahahahahaha!" I will drown someone in the fucking bucket.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Good. Don't let the door hit him on the arse on the way out. Tit.
bbc.co.uk
Paul Rowley: St Helens head coach leaves club with immediate effect
St Helens head coach Paul Rowley leaves the Super League club with immediate effect less than a year into role.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Not whilst Israel are still in it, lids.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy birthday to both my wife (@elisasm.bsky.social) and my weird troll crush Erling Haaland. Ha' en stort dag! 🥳
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network have edited him out of the photos of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Andy Burnham unveils his Minister for AI.
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Kryten Red Dwarf Head Spin
Alt: Kryten Red Dwarf Head Spin.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Absolutely devvoed to hear of the death of another one of our own. I'm fucking gone 'ere, man. RIP King Kev. You'll never walk alone. 😢❤️🤍
A black and white of King Kev with a dodgy 70s pornstar perm in his Liverpool days.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Our Kev's passed away. These past two months really have been shite. I would love it if the Wiggy Wotsit goes next. RIP Kevin Keegan. Thank you for being the legend that you were. 😭💔
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 13/07/2026
Explain it to them, like a four-year-old.
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Today's song is in celebration of the Argies getting their arses spanked by the Spaniards. Enjoy. 😁🇪🇸
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Y viva Espana
Sylvia Vrethammar · Sylvia Vrethammar / Sommar! Samba! Sylvia! · Song · 2005
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ItWillGetWorse @blackkettle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Tate brothers apparently didn’t think the U.S. under Trump would arrest them, that they could act with impunity. But what nobody in Trump’s orbit can ever seem to figure out is that everyone finally gets thrown under the bus.
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spider76.bsky.social @spider76.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Any more and she'll be able to stage her own production of Watership Down. 🐰🐇
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Rach-HOWL Mortis(en). 🎃 @scouserach.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
'Verify for age'. Encarta was our Wikipedia and Pluto was still a planet.
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