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hoping I can be funny on this platform too

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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Say I'm a bro! Say it! Say it now!" "You're a bro." "Now say you're a bro too." "If you're a bro, I'm a bro."
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I deleted all my social media apps a while ago because I have decided I no longer wish to share any part of me with the world but I have come on this website to make a very important proclamation that I need to speak into the void:
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I know crying is communication for babies, but 90% of his crying is for stuff he just straight up can not do for safety reasons and I don't know wtf to do because he literally thrashes his whole body and screams like he's in pain when he's not getting what he wants.
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
They should make a doctor's office exam room which is baby proofed
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 15/09/2025
For UNDERTALE's 10th anniversary, we are going to do 2 consecutive days of streams where we play through the game! The event will be run across two days at 4PM PT on September 20 and 21. You'll be able to watch it here. undertale.com/10/
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UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream Event
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Are they called baby hairs because the hairs, themselves, are babies, or because the hairs are like that of a baby?
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
A weird thing happened today: my hemoglobin was in normal range
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I don't know why I have to wait in urgent care for hours just to have a doctor swab me for strep when I know I have strep. Just give me a rapid test to do myself in the waiting room bathroom.
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Why does the Bluey cereal taste like that
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Why can't you self-refer for bloodwork? Why does a doctor have to give me a requisition when I just wanna keep an eye on my ferritin?
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
9/11
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Everyone says my baby is so chill and unbothered but that's just because nobody other than me has to deal with it when he wakes up randomly at 5:30 am and screams for 40 inconsolable minutes
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I have this weird crazy fantasy I keep thinking about lately where I receive care
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"LAPD tear-gassed a baby under age two. When we were trying to chant their rights ICE honked so no one could hear." —An immigration lawyer on the scene in LA.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
the people in LA putting their safety on the line right now to try and stop ICE are the bravest people we have got
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Who is responsible for the power button not functioning as a power button on modern phones and why did they do this
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 03/06/2025
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
have you tried not barfing? i'm not barfing and i feel great
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable. The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found': www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
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Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Did he really, though
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I need to go to sleep but really hoping something happens while I'm asleep so I still have Matthew Green as my MP. Literally the only reasonable choice on the ballot
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Cheese, cheese, cheese, don't bleu my rind. And cheese, cheese, cheese, don't bring me the brie when I just sliced the cheddar so nice.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
If this is the effect of walking back some of his economic program, just imagine the prosperity he could unleash if he abandoned all of it!
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/04/2025
PUSH NOTIFICATIONS Happy Belated April Fool's Day! xkcd.com/3074/
xkcd stick figure-style comic of a person sitting at a desk with an error (triangle with an exclamation point inside) coming from the laptop screen. text reads: April 1st (observed): New push notification! open xkcd.com to view.
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Hey uh, did anyone else notice that Good Luck, Babe! sounds remarkably like Peaches from the Super Mario Bros movie?
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 27/03/2025
Stop sharing the Ghibli AI slop, what is wrong with you: aftermath.site/studio-ghibli-...
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Take of indeterminate temperature: the left generally has a scrupulosity problem
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Oh right, that's what Sookie named her first kid in Gilmore girls. I forgot about that.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...
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My Cool Friend Michelle
Other kids called Trachtenberg a bitch, but in our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Alternate Gilmore Girls ending: 16 year old Lorelai snaps back to reality after imagining her potential life if she kept the pregnancy, wrinkles her face, and pointedly says "ew". The nurse at the abortion clinic calls her name and she gleefully hops up.
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Is there any Christmas movie Kristin Chenoweth isn't in?
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
🎵 Let the spit drip out / and coat my sink Let the mouthwash swish / it's not a drink Cause I wanna feel the toothbrush / I got for free Let the spit drip out / I'm brushing teeth, I'm brushing teeth 🎵
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
in this house we USE TOO MUCH ADVIL food in fridge no saran wrap FORCE ROOMBA TO PICK UP CHEERIOS wipe out instant pot sometimes dont wash for real PLAYSTATION FAN ALWAYS AUDIBLE write "hole milk" on grocies list SAVE AIR BUBBLES FROM AMAZON IN CASE I HAVE TO MAIL SOMETHING
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Did anyone else give birth to and raise the Reverend from Footloose (1984) or just me
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Is appreciation a thing you feel or a thing you do?
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claire forth @prepare4claire.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
got to write about my hometown for @xtramagazine.bsky.social . represent, baby!
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
The seasons: Sneezing Itchy (heat) Sneezing part 2 Itchy (dry)
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
mayonnaise? I hardly know 'er!
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🌷 thepuppydog26 🪩 🌶️ @thepuppydog26.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
it's actually bustopi
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